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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[deathbite]

So the other guardians and the girls.

[asustame]

I know... It's almost like we're related somehow... I wonder why (ha ha)

[of_no_consequence]

So much protest. And yet, I must ask

Have you deleted all of the pictures yet?

[reuknighted]

I'll pass. But I will come to make sure you and your buddies don't do anything too nasty.

[And hopefully not give in to peer pressure while he's out. He never knows what's gonna happen when he's around Sherlock Holmes.]

[samantha_grey]

Hey, I have multiple settings! I'm not some cut-rate one setting blender for your cock, dumbass! I'll only chew you up if you piss me off down there.

[reginamariposa]

It's more organized than that, we aren't the Flash's rogue squad you know.

we create it and express it through the protagonists we're assigned to. Every scientist gets an arch. It's by the book

[true_noir]

Because it's just my tongue, not a vibrating orca dildo, naturally.

[wingedman]

Look, I told you, I didn't mean to blow you off last time. The penguins stole my phone and I only just got them to give it back.

[ why is the campus such a menagerie???? the world may never know. ]

[notonmywatch]

Then maybe you'll think green next time and shit in a hole you dug like a real soldier.

Now what'd you do with it?

[ride_emcowboy]

it's almost like we got the same disappointin father figure what taught us to let our own damn selves down

[sirenscarred]

did you
i just want to know what happened and why

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[xxxxxx]

It's a good match.

[The 'especially if it meets your face' part doesn't need to be said, right?]

NAAAMIIIIII

[yourotherleft]

TWICE?? it's a lot more than that! [lies, it's not like he's keeping count]

payback's fair for you never letting that damn thing from Loguetown go

[logicals]

That is precisely what it means. On all counts.
SH

[bamf_tumbleweeds]

Sure you don't want coffee with your brownies?

Believe me, after these, you won't be hurtin.

[Too many blows to the head, or he's just stubborn.]

[battleshot]

Yeah! Why would I want to keep them?

[Actually, no, he didn't. But only because he hadn't looked at them all yet and he wanted to know what kind of pics Ardyn could choose from to... to tell... no, show the others.]

[notaflashfan]

I can't believe I'm agreeing to this. I am going to have to do some paper work while I'm there, just an FYI. Can't be all fun and games.

[iamthelordthygod]

I've heard similar things about her and the mess's raisin muffins.

[ Still holding that over her. Probably will until the end of days. Sorry Margaret, but it is part and parcel of your legacy now. ]

Say what you want about the shield itself, but Leo means well. Now if only he could turn that energy and enthusiasm towards other things.

[ Like, say...smiling. ]

[logicals]

I feel that's a 'blind leading the visually impaired' sort of situation, but your presence would be appreciated.
SH

[oldmamabear]

That's hardly an excuse to drink paint thinner. If you're going to be drinking bourbon you might as well get something that's not bottom shelf.

[dorkvader]

That's the regret.

[dirrrrrtyhands]

[He might get dizzy if their bare hands touch. Hence his constantly wearing gloves.]

They can toilet themselves.

[Kaz shakes his head.]

No, no I don't.

[epsilol]

Please tell me you didn't fuck Tucker. Please.

In fact, even if you did please lie to me anyways because I never want to imagine that.

[muggsy]

not even a little bit

[ride_emcowboy]

is that how you shit???

I'm actually kinda worried about your level of interest regardin my poop morrison. I promise you ain't gonna step in it.