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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[coldhard]

Private.
But I'm sure that kind of goading works wonders in your present company.

[daemonized]

From a band to, what? A Council of Questionable Individuals? I'm not sure such a trajectory inspires much faith in the odd passerby.

And I've never heard of you, either. So we're on equal footing, hm?

[ride_emcowboy]

it was actually just apple juice with two ice cubes so really I think that's just normal mei

C, but through Hannibal's phone, texting her separately

[wontgraham]

you two really are tho

[renegadejedi]

Are you in need of something to gloat about that badly?

[bringbackgold]

We don't know hat. Maybe their mom left them and you saved them.

[ he's trying ]

3

[speechwriter]

[ He still can't work the intercom but he can reaction gif. God bless you, POTUS. ]

I both dread and must ask as to the context of this response. And of course the gif in question.

[persistentdawn]

AAAAH!

[So furiously was she typing a message that she did not notice her until she was in her room and already too late. She flailed wildly, falling backwards off her chair and landing with a thump]

ow...you ass...

[notaflashfan]

I'll put in my vacation request with the captain.

[battleshot]

well, it's not hard when the shirts aren't in the way?

[l_corp]

I can endure plenty of it for you. I mean I gotta endure it anyway, but it's nice to have a reason.

[bamf_tumbleweeds]

Doesn't sound like there is.

How about I bring you some brownies.

[Good thing he's trained (so he thinks) or he'd fear being in that category.]

[neutronium]

No. But perhaps I'll reward you for being honest.

[ride_emcowboy]

buryin plastics bad for the environment wtf

[aheroofjustice]

Sorry! Are you okay? Do you need me to massage your ass?

(Sayaka's already closed -and silently locked- the door behind her before moving to help Alkaid up.)

[renegadejedi]

[After a moment.]

I don't dislike your cat.

[clobbers]

Good! Next time, maybe I'll make it more interesting for you.

That's very true, it is; and she can be mean, but Ms. Grant has one of the biggest hearts of anyone I know. So I've heard! And I want to thank you for the offer. But, Snapper's right: I didn't get that job because I have press credentials. I need to earn my keep there, and get better with my writing. Ms. Grant offered me a promotion of 'any job you want' out of the blue a few months ago.

I think it offended him.

[libercrow]

I'd say that's the best idea for the use of the fort.

So let's.

4, because oh my god.

[hardballsy]

Sir, have you ever had tequila?

[in_the_wind]

[It actually takes awhile for Aranea to respond to that because it's so damn funny.]

There are pictures, right?

[bamf_tumbleweeds]

You don't need to make life too complicated, it does it on it's own I've found.

Were you expecting a drink with a little umbrella in it?

[neutronium]

Was that so hard?

4

[ride_emcowboy]

it's CALLED bein positive sombra and we got past the cops so really I was mostly right

1

[chaosfollowsme]

For fucks sake, Lip! Didja think maybe ya should stop him?!

[Siiiigh]

Is it Ian or Carl?

[sageness]

Those were my students. There was nothing fun about your student body cheering on your degradation and humiliation. No matter how many videos of me howling and smiling and begging for more there are on the internet!

...Okay. What, exactly, would your assistance entail this time?