tfln

[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[hellion_king]

You bet your ass it is.

[ulaulakahuna]

I'm not hunting anybody down.

I just wanted to heat up cup ramen.

[borschtkot]

Pff. Sure act all high and mighty.

[clobbers]

Mostly... I didn't hit him while I was at it, did I? Maybe. What'd he do--or say?

[callsigned]

I thought you liked her!

[blockout]

[ omg. rubbing his hand on his face IRL. what are feelings?! ]

What do you think?? Yes or no?

[l_corp]

Well, it might be. I guess it is.

[shelbycobra]

I'll keep that in mind, Thea. This whole extended vacation is not sitting right with me.

[darkhorrse]

I know.

[ It already made an appearance on his scarf. Twice. ]

Keep the bottle closed next time.

[lalilulequack]

There's actually a number of really good studies about geophagia. It's more of a universal part of the human experience than you'd think!

I'd share the sources, but it's a littler harder to get to a library these days.

[unrecognizable]

No, you didn't hit him. Pretty close, though. Once he called us Ken and Barbie, you became decidedly less a fan of his.

[clobbers]

Right... right! I'm sorry. Again. get someone to estimate the cost of repair and I'll pay it.

I get a little too happy when I'm hitting things.

[worn_wings]

it aint that hard

[littlemissfutility]

gross
it's like they don't know they aren't gonna get a second chance if they're gonna be dbags about the first one

[musicinmotion]

I'm not.

I'm just not going to let you being upset with me stop me from calling him out for being a piece of crap.

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[windchafing]

Sorry, I might have gotten carried away while doodling.

[dorkvader]

You know what... some days I have no idea.

[clobbers]

What a gross thing to say... okay. The jerk deserved that. I'm sorry if I caused a scene, though.

[k_2so]

Well don't tell her that. I would never live it down.

[criticalmass]

Thinking of it only makes me want to do it sooner, though.

Maybe this device has solitaire...

[littlepriest]

[1/2] Gonna be honest, it took me longer than necessary to figure out what pun you were talking about.

(a few minutes later) [2/2] One of the ways.

[wherehopegoes]

Pure luck?

[clobbers]

For you, I can weather a little weird.

[vorbratta]

well actually i think theyre more afraid of execution but yeah

[littlemissfutility]

well i'm not gonna sit around and get high by myself