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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

Comments

[backwatertrooper]

no one said they'd *do something* if I didn't do it, zack.

[It takes another few minutes after that response before;]

... just that you wouldn't be able to take the prank.

[Which is true but doesn't really explain anything. Not that he's about to repeat what they said. But maybe now is when that hammer he keeps expecting will fall.]

[novembercities]

you should think about it.

are you flirting with me without even knowing how i look?

[backwordscompatible]

You do remember I'm not only a teenage vigilante AND a magician by trade, but my dad was Giovanni Zatara himself, right?

My life is all about close calls. I'm not scared.

[libercrow]

what was it then??

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[phichitchu]

I was mostly just happy that first-aid training was useful! And also that you didn't choke on your vomit and die.

[shittiest]

Then this text and its reactions are a lesson to be learned!

It means I am not out of your league, and people seem to think that it even was, as minami put it, "long overdue" apparently!

[thegoodbad]

I'm surprised he didn't kick you in his sleep

[mahoukillabro]

Not gonna happen. Don't you remember last time?

[acarpous]

So. You and my sister.

[scarlethour]

Why would I need to clean
There is bird in here and

I GET IT NOW




Will i kill it
If I am too rough maybe it will die

[bringbackgold]

You can't argue with results.

[ He's mostly talking about Yuri, of course. ]

[supravietui]

[ look, they don't exactly have mythology books lying around here and, even if they did, who even has the time? ]

mis-fate?
how?

[...]

are you just going to keep giving me non-answers? it's not as endearing as you think it is.

[callsigned]

That's not very helpful honestly

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[phichitchu]

I just got a visual of you trying to fuck a beer can in a bubble bath.

[callsigned]

I don't know

Someone's making breakfast

I think

[pageandpages]

He'd never kick me. He likes me.

[kingfuckboy]

Well, I don't have any kittens. The world will never know.

[windshields]

Are you really still holding that against me?

[linefacingforever]

...........

Is it bad I almost thought you were going to say you'd join in?

[k_2so]

Oh. Was I suppose to be helpful?

[starkish]

You know Ghost. He's smarter than any dog has a right to be. I don't mind. He's been spoiled for ages now and we both know whose fault that is. One more steak isn't going to hurt.

[ c ]rying

[littlepriest]

[1/2] I guess it depends which target

I think so long as this "friend" doesnt get any snot on the floor model they should be fine

[2/2] I don't mean to interrupt your "friend's" moment of weakness but they could probably get them some kleenex while they're there

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[phichitchu]

You're welcome! I'm an expert at judging people non-judgementally.

lol what are weekends I think I heard of those once (one last...)

[pretendtoneedme]

[that's what he's afraid of.]

...okay, I speak English as my FIRST language and I need a translation confirmation. You're trying to say that you scared a guy off [let's not mention the probably-sexing-him-up part, Clint doesn't need the mental scarring yet] and since he bolted you don't know where to put him on the toleration scale.

[linefacingforever]

I'm already very painfully aware of how much more dangerous it is to my health to make a woman angry enough...