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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

Comments

[dps]

we don't have one on the ship. what if we need one? i'm looking out for us.

3

[warpstriker]

I could have done without you trying to pull me into the bathroom.

Gladio || FFXV || ota

[gladiusdomini]

1. So what if I asked you to make me a bath of instant noodles? It would feel good.

2. Yeah, that was me pissing in your shoe last night. The bathroom wasn't close enough.

3. I jerked off while listening to you talking. That so bad?

4. Working out in the nude increases my need to flex more.

[dps]

you're 89% of my impulse control, so i'm going to go with yes on this one.

[taako]

i want a classy date or no date at all

( if merle's the one setting him up then it'll be the latter. he is resigned to this fact. )

i want to be wined and dined and showered with expensive gifts my standards are not that high

[wizzardly]

no because everything is your fault.

Also because I can't stop staring at this thing on my computer where did you even find this?

[dps]

have you tried asking allura for any altean pick me ups?

[shokola]

Yeah but a nice one


I mean for people like him and me
Little sausages and wine not beer and chips

1/2

[padadin]

Didn't we have this discussion at least three times on the Garrison roof?

[engineblade]

Aw, don't give me that face! I'm fine.

3

[animalprint]

wait where the hell did the OTHER cat come from

1/?

[heebiejeebies]

what

[engineblade]

That's definitely not true.

2/?

[heebiejeebies]

where

[catchacold]

...fair enough.

Into it? Knew it. I've got resources. I could share more.

[heebiejeebies]

when

Shiro-4 || Destiny

[nonferrous]

1; Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfil" unprofessional?

2; It's the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky

3; How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.

4; there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check

5; [text them!]

4/?

[heebiejeebies]

why

egil | original | ota

[norms]

1 » i've been ignoring his texts because last night i put him in my phone as "ignore for at least a day" and i trust my drunk self.
2 » there isn't enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night
3 » i have a knack for carnage and poetic language
4 » or text him!

[the_tailor]

you're the only one I want picking me up

Re: 3

[reserved_cook]

Regrettable, your Highness. Truly.

[Yeah right, Ig. You wanted it.]

I trust I didn't injure you in this process?

5/5

[heebiejeebies]

all these and more

[engineblade]

Nothing in specific. Just kind of...everything in general at once.

soleil | fire emblem fates

[sunnymerc]

1. also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

2. The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"

3. I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him.

[animalprint]

WAIT WAIT WRONG PERSON

it was supposed to be for mila so like dont overthink it or anything DONT




but if you can still bring food