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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[stayclosetome]

Stuck? Aw. ♥

[snikette]

If you had been, whoever stabbed you would be dead.

[ case in point: lady deathstrike. ]

[dweomer]

I said that, didn't I?

[heilt]

( Oh, but she does feel his sentiment, and feels honoured that he'd wish to protect her so )

Thank you, Mr President. I do understand, even if I do not agree. I am also quite fine.

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[goldmedalvicturi]

He was trapped in the storm drain!!

[battleshot]

Not so much with 'the girls' part.

But yep! Completely understand the battle shot issues. No need to worry with me as your photographer :)

[notaflashfan]

Is that so? I bet you learned how to lasso.

[photogaffe]

i

well

thank you daryl

[heroproceeding]

[ YET. JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL HE REALIZES. ]

there's no way I'm leaving this stuff everywhere! I'll be waking up with it in my NOSE!

[ Among other places he's not gonna get into if he doesn't get it all outta his bed... ]

how am I gonna use a broom on CARPET? come on Spike! help me out here!

[reginamariposa]

On the scale of the counsel you're about as sleezy as any politician. You've got flair but that's all it is-- it doesn't have that oomph.

beth greene | the walking dead

[littlemissfutility]

1. if you told me two years ago i was going to like eating squirrels i would have laughed in your face
or maybe cried

2. last time i carry you out of a forest

3. where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?

4. people probably still grow marijuana right

5. [text beth]

[unsavoury]

No, I would never dare to presume.

If anything, you sound nitpicky.

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[borschtkot]

Well I've had a bad few days so I think I just appreciated the food.

[falsify]

I was thinking of the time you threw up on Cobb's shoes in public, but you're right. I should keep a list.

[kingfuckboy]

Of course I did.

[worn_wings]

i mean cause u ain't gone blind yet

[coldhard]

I believe that you believe that.

[hellion_king]

Well I appreciate the sentiment but we haven't been talking, how'd you know?

[That bitch is SUPER dead.]

[norms]

[ That's the first time someone hasn't kept pressing, and he hates that it makes him want to be honest. ]

if i asked you if you ever wanted to do that what would you say?

and there are some people who don't talk
they just listen so that's not a good excuse

Jinpachi Toudou | Yowamushi Pedal | OTA

[shittiest]

1. hey i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...

2. I told my friends jokingly that we slept together and none of them seemed surprised in the least. I think the universe is telling us something.

3. you sent me 45 texts saying "meow". should I be worried?

agent york (au) / rvb

[neverknocks]

i. i can count on one hand the number of good things that have happened in the past year

ii. at the ER. dropped bottle led to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on medics. not going well. pick me up?

iii. you started crawling toward a train. maybe take it easy next time.

iv. did i run into a tree or get punched in the face?

v. as a friend tho, you have the biggest dick i've ever seen

vi. [ text york ]

haha, oops! mine was good :> yours?

[meticulousness]

Fucking him runs a higher risk of catching the plague. Or his stupidity. The food will be in other countries, Eames.

[ Oh yeah, Eames totally knows how to charm the pants off him... ]

And you say that as if I couldn't dedicate myself to falling off the face of the earth for the next month.

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[heroproceeding]

and you find that surprising why?

[latebloomingeros]

You were at the banquet last year, weren't you?

...Unless we're talking about a different incident.

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[backwatertrooper]

I'll clean it up! Sorry Zack, it was a dare...