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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[criticalmass]

I do it every chance I get, personally. What was the victory?

[ That was much more polite than asking who she'd fucked, after all. ]

[novembercities]

not now. ever in your life. i'm sure there's been someone.

i think i'm the only man in here that's drunk off wine.

[photogaffe]

it worked! he's still hiding under a blanket but he's no longer crying

[siriusno]

[Lily

just

what]

How can I be charming when I don't even know I'm doing it? It wouldn't matter anyway. Have you forgotten the whole heterosexual bit? That doesn't exactly work in my favor.

[wallman]

Don't go crazy now, Z.

[borntomakehistory]

He's probably ready.

I guess it's really more of a matter of if he'd want to!

[ in a world where viktor has told his fiance he has casual group sex with friends ??? ]

[borntomakehistory]

They should be glad I still had underwear on this time!

[heroproceeding]

but Yuffie was no where NEAR my room last night. I mean she went to use the bathroom but

but I'm pretty sure I had the door locked...

[ ...Not that that would ever stop her. ]

[borntomakehistory]

According to my birth certificate!

[borntomakehistory]

Oh.

Oh!

I'd love to go on a date with you, Yuuri. Of course I would.

wow burn!

[extremeteenbible]

They weren't so stupid at the time.

[brighteyedsacrifice]

Nothing, really. Won't you get tired of them rather quickly?

[rebelintelligence]

Please do.

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[reginamariposa]

so does every grade d serial killer. get in line and get ready for dorian gray or whatever.

[photogaffe]

okay fair point. but now he thinks you're going to join her

[notaflashfan]

I think you might be too big of a fan of cops and robbers scenario. Yet here I am, not telling to shy away from it...

[backwordscompatible]

Then don't DO anything (too) crazy.

[rebelintelligence]

That, and your overly developed sense of irony. [It's something of a relief that Kaytoo knows him so well; leave it to Cassian to trust a reprogrammed Imperial droid with his life.]

Done. And I'll even assign you your own weapon if we make it out alive.

[success_story]

are you saying i couldn't handle what you do?

[notachocobo]

You really think a locked door would stop her?

[bozhemoi]

For once, I agree with that plan. The more distance the better.

I call bullshit! Even if I'll still accept the forgiveness. Yeah, gotta admit that really took me by surprise. Who know the guy could do that? Personally I'm still a tiny bit pissed at Wanda for knocking me out. She didn't even ask to cut in.

[norms]

maybe once
and even if i wanted to i never did anything about it

is that why you're asking me this
because you're drunk?

[grheene]

Hiding under a blanket
Seems like if you're going to hallucinate you might as well see something.

[photogaffe]

eric

[hellion_king]

Well I haven't been stabbed in about a year so you got nothing to worry about.