SNOWED IN

[anonmeme]

The Snowed In Meme

You were just having a normal day out when an angelical snow shower hits you... hard. And now you're trapped with someone else until it passes by. Are you at a cafe? A bookstore? School? In the middle of crime-fighting? Location, duration and snow intensity are all up to you!

Rules:

• Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed
• Tag other people
• Have fun!!

Comments

[fuckbot]

Sentry stations aren't glamorous, darling. I suppose I could find a way to achieve stardom somehow, but it isn't dramatic enough.

[ He needs DRAMA, Sans. Lights. Camera. Action. An audience! Sentry stations don't offer any of those, really. He's about to go on another rant about them when the snow falls on his flawless hair. Oh. He's pissed. ]

DID YOU JUST GET SNOW IN MY HAIR!? My gorgeous, carefully maintained and styled hair!? Do you know how much oil I use to get it to look like this!?

[trombones]

I dunno, this is pretty dramatic already.

[Sans snickers. He takes a comb out of his pocket and holds it out. Don't think he doesn't look any less cheeky about this.

For the record, he still owns a comb. For some reason.]

You could just get Crisco like a normal monster, ya know.

[Seriously. There's a LOT of unopened Crisco in the dump.]

[fuckbot]

[ He takes the comb, delicately swiping the snow out. You think this comb is touching his actual hair? Well, he's trying to not have it. He doesn't know where it's been. Or what Sans has put on it. He doesn't trust it. ]

I am not using Crisco on my lovely locks. I only use the finest product. I can't believe you'd even suggest such a thing! Crisco!

[ Ugh. ]

Do you happen to have a mirror?

[trombones]

Isn't your hair, like, synthetic anyway?

[He shrugs.]

Nope. Sorry, pal.