once more before christmas

[forfun]

the mistletoe meme what it says in the gif. whether it's magic compulsion (feat. magical attraction or not), that you're trapped until you kiss, or just tradition and social pressure, you've been caught under the mistletoe and that means you have to kiss.

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[kireaji]

Shy?

[This is not shy... this is maintaining his dignity and decency...]

Do you want me to kiss you?

What's a christmas party without the guy who gets drunk on eggnog

[just_a_useless_sword]

I dunno. [He didn't want to be kissed if Hasebe didn't want to and thought so little of him.]

I get why ya wouldn't... [Gonna open his tiny bottle of hard eggnog.]

Mr Master's pet.

SNORT

[kireaji]

[WOW that is not what this is about at all. This is about Hasebe not kissing anyone.

Although. Master's pet? Really? He doesn't rile, but he looks a little displeased.]

You're missing my point completely.

got both drunks, the happy one and the one who is still probs in love with dead warlord--

[just_a_useless_sword]

You don't want to kiss me. [He starts chugging his eggnog because what the hell is self control?]

Hic...you'd probably rather kiss master than an old washed up sword like me--

poor swords... so many problems....

[kireaji]

[......................................................................

That eggnog is looking good. And also troublesome. He's going to try to take it.]

You're not-- Don't be self-deprecating on Christmas!

The Oda swords need so much help--

[just_a_useless_sword]

[Fudou struggles to try and get back his eggnog.]

Give that back! I'm not....hic done with it!

Group therapy tbh

[kireaji]

[Holding it up and away, calm DOWN. Hasebe leans in and grips Fudou's collar.]

Don't make a scene, please. I'll kiss you. The denial wasn't personal.

Fudou probably just starts crying 'NOBUNAGA-SAMAAAAA'

[just_a_useless_sword]

I don't want yer pity kisses.... I want...hic my eggnog!

[Pity kisses were not on his agenda today.]

SORRY FOR DELAY I was at a con ;;

[kireaji]

It's not pity--

[NOT WHAT HE MEANS EITHER.]

I don't think you need more. Moderation sometimes...

ITS OKAY

[just_a_useless_sword]

Then why do you want to kiss me?

[He's not exactly the coolest bachelor.]

8D;;;

[kireaji]

It's... tradition...

[HE HAS BEEN CORNERED AND CONNED. This is not fair at all.......]

HOW WAS IT?

[just_a_useless_sword]

I'm not kissin ya just cause a plant says so.

UHMAYZING and I was a cute sword boy uwu

[kireaji]

[No. The expectation has been set. Kissing will occur.]

Then why are you making any kind of a fuss about it? Just kiss me and we'll be fine.

Ooo~ Which sword boy?

[just_a_useless_sword]

[The pact has been sealed.]

Cause I want you to kiss...hic me...cause you want too... Stuuupid...

[He sulked a little.]

Yams!!

[kireaji]

[Stop.... stop sulking. Wow. Petulant!!!! Hasebe is frowning, not so much at a loss, but rather trying to find the appropriate strategy before he makes the unavoidable move.

Does he lie? Does he twist this?

Does he just get it over with?

Option C. He grips Fudou's chin.]

Let me do this.

Ooo! Yams is a good choice!

[just_a_useless_sword]

[Fudou still didn't look too happy when Hasebe gripped his chin.]

You just doing this because some dumb plant said so?

Our photog is working on edits I'm like YAAASSSS

[kireaji]

[Fudou could get over it. It's happening. Hasebe is committed. No one stands between this man and a commitment.]

Do I need another reason? Think, though: if I was completely opposed to the idea, I would leave.

OH BOY I BET IT'LL LOOK AWESOME!

[just_a_useless_sword]

Will you give back my drink if I kiss you?

[He asked, gazing up at him.]

it was the citadel outfit but I'M A CUTES uwu and I made it in two weeks orz

[kireaji]

It's likely, yes.

[Maybe. Or he'll pass it off and figure out something else to keep Fudou from being an absolute trashed mess. That's... well, a feat, to be sure.]

Are you agreeing to do it, then?

I bet you are cutes!

[just_a_useless_sword]

Mmm..okay... I'll do it then...

[When was the last time he got kissed? Probably never.]

Your loss...since you're kissing such a useless sword....

with a little photoshopping, yes XD

[kireaji]

Stop calling yourself useless.

[Seriously, he will slap that sentiment off your face, good sir. Anyway... gentle chin-tipping. If Hasebe is going to kiss someone, he's going to do it right.

He doesn't hesitate. It's contemplation for a moment before he presses his lips to Fudou's and....... waits.]

Photoshop is a powerful tool

[just_a_useless_sword]

Why?

[Fudou asked, what was so bad about being realistic? He was a useless sword who failed the one person who needed him most.

He pressed his lips against Hasebe's wondering why he was kissing him like a dead fish.]

[kireaji]

[WOW. That is rude. He's making sure Fudou doesn't flee, and when he doesn't, there's actual effort, a slight movement of lips. Hasebe is gentle until given the go-ahead in situations like this!

Also realistic? More like self-pitying bullshit. Shit happens. Hasebe understands this. They have their worth, and they don't. They serve, then they don't. The life of a possession, not a person.]

[just_a_useless_sword]

[The life of a possession that came too late to do anything meaningful for the one who loved them so dearly.

Fudou was a little startled when Hasebe's lips started moving against his own. He was expecting more of a peck and then Mr Master's pet to hurry off to do some great feat while Fudou drank more eggnog and probably goofed around with some other swords. But he would not be outdone by Hasebe in something as easy as this! So he wrapped his slender arms around his neck and pulled closer as he tried to add more passion to the kiss.]

omg these two

[kireaji]

[Hasebe has feelings. Conflicting ones. But they're not about Fudou. He hasn't done a damn thing wrong here, and he can kindly stop being sad for a few minutes while Hasebe kisses him.

Or, apparently, they kiss each other. Which is odd, but fine, and Hasebe finds himself at the very least enjoying it. However, he won't be outdone either. He slides his hand to Fudou's cheek and tips his head, deepening the kiss beyond what's totally standoffish and proper.]