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[memeswearhouse]

Hi! Welcome to my profile ^_^ My name is memeswearhousekitsune-chan(1) and I really like to rite fanfic. So you should join me <3<3<3
Its okay if u don’t know how to start let me help KUDASAI(2). Here’s some ideas on how 2 rite a SUGOIDESUNE(3) story!

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Prompt ideas!!! <3

ONE
Typos – Um. I don’t kno anyone who would be a beta reader for me so their may be a lot of typos. GOMEN.(4)

TWO
Japanese/other foreign languages – WATASHI DAISUKI NIHONGO! That means I love Japanese, so I’m going to put a lot of it in my fanfiction. Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to put a dictionary at the end so you know what I am saying *^_^* U can also use other languages or leik english english from Britain, but Japanese is the most kawaii~~~

THREE
Author’s notes – UM I may put these in the middle of the story so you know what’s going on. Or if I have a funny thing to say. Teehee~ ((A/N:THEY'LL LOOK LIKE THIS BTW!!))

FOUR
Shipping! – omg like. I love my otp. You can totally tell they love each other even if they really hate eachother omg. They’re hate is so amazing! They should have the hot buttsex lol so kawaii (5)

FIVE
Purple prose – if u describe a scene it should use as many descriptive words az possible. Like “Amber orbs” or “pools of emerald” for eyes. It’s soooo much more better that way.

SIX
Mary sue – omg. Just because my character is a woobie, but also leik the most powerful character and like everyone wants them and is just jealous doesn’t make them a mary sue. They don’t have any flaws at all. STOP FLAMING.

SEVEN
Songfic- um I think this song by Evanescence really fits my character. It describes their inner sadness ttly

EIGHT
Lemon! – so um. I dk anything about sex but do u really need lube????

NINE
Babies!- I think every character should have a kid and be pregnant. Even if it’s two boiz. Lmao so kawaiiii

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Remember:

“This means the character is talking”
‘this is the thoughts’
*This means they are using their ultra sugoi mind powers!*

R&R
And NO Flames PLzZZZ THEY WILL BE USED TO COOK OUR HOTDOGS hehee

DICTIONARY::

1:memeswearhouse is my name and kitsune mean fox. Chan is what Japanese girls call each other to be KAWAII!!!
2: Kudasai means plz lol
3: Sugoidesune means its amazing right!!!111 uno
4: Gomen means i'm sorrie. isn't it funny that it says "go men"? I think that's kinda weird. hehe ^_^
5: Kawaii means CUTE. omg itsthebestwordever. lmaoaoaoaoa

Rules/how to play:
>>Post with your character
>>Tag others
>>You are now in a bad fanfic. Make it as terrible as possible.
>>Weep tears at how awful it is.

I hope you all know how much that hurt me to write.

Comments

Castiel | Supernatural | OTA

[ofthursday]

[This meme is beautiful. Come at me bros, though no actual smut. Everything else goes HONTOU DESU YO~]

Careful what you ask for?

[reigninhell]

"CASTIEL" Lucifer yelled "YOU SHOULD JOIN ME and stuff. Michael is a big idiot and i have the right idea"

He pouted at his lil bro, because he was tired of all of his bros being afraid of him, and he was an angel so he couldn't sleep it off

"what do you say?"

The Landlord | Sex Education For Thirty Year Olds | No smut for obvious reasons | EXTREME VIRGINITY

[legendaryvirgin]

I'm totally winging this. Down with numbers!

[lovingvambrace]

Culen couldn"t beleve she was gone. The champien of Kirkwall. Marien. With her crystellen (sp?) blue orbs her hair of blackiest jet her womanly figure. He staid awake at night thinking about it until it drove him half mad. He had to end his tormebnt. He had to fiend the won who could help him overcome these brunning desires.

He had the rest of the maeges of the circle cast the spels to send him across space and time across worlds far distant breeching the anals of history. So there he was standing at the door and so nervous that his palms were driping sweat down the siedes of his trowsers in dark streeks.

He knocked hard on the door. 'I sure hope this works' he thought nervously. 'I dont know what else I can do. I'm going half mad.'

((lol Ive been thinking about this fic for a long tiem now how funny it wuld be if Culen in some other world trying to get over Marien who he totes loved in secret in the game. So give me lots of reviews and I'll continue cuz its so epic where this is going.))

Leto Atreides 2 | Dune

[teenagebeefswelling]

Mary Campbell/Winchester | SPN | OTA

[momchester]

[So much beautiful.

Probably no smut unless I know you or you're okay with hideous hideous awful bad things.

Can be any canon point, young or older.]

[writethatdown]

((A/N: omg mind reader!! i was just thinking about this and how crazy would it be to have these too meet!!!!! like their both from teh past and how cool is that??? ^___^ so kawaii heehee~))

Howard was speechless. This new world was so strange, so new, so filled with so much he couldn't understand. ((A/N: he was building a machine back in the 1940s and it exploded which is why he's in her time now!)) But one thing was the same, and always would be. There were always gals around. And while time had changed they're clothes and the way they spoke to each other, it had only made them more beautiful.

And there's one blonde that's caught his eye, now. Has had it for a long time. ((A/N: SORRY!!! i just wanted to let you know blondes are howard's favorite cause that blonde that steve was kissing is totally maria stark and look at cap too!!! blonde!!!!!!!)) So he couldn't help but walk over and take her hand, kissing the back of it as he smiled up into her beautiful, sparkling eyes, knowing his handsomeness would take her by surprise, like all the others.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, doll?"


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((A/N: I HOPED YOU LIKE IT!))

Marluxia | Kingdom Hearts | OTA

[eleventh_hour]

((OOC: Yeeeessss, let's do this. *_*))

Grab-bag. And I apologize in advance.

[vampirekiller]

Disclaimer: none of the characters belong to me the only thing that belongs to me is this storie and the lint in my pocket, lolz~~! otherwise these bishies will be mine ^.^!!!

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*Utsukushii.....* Richter thought as he crawled like tiger over the silk 200thread egyptian thread sheets and draged his hands over Marulxia's body thinking it was beautiful more beautiful than Alucard.

" are you ready my love??"

Sebastian Michaelis | Kuroshitsuji | OTA

[crowonthecradle]

((OOC: Come on. You know it will be AWFUL. Castmates definitely wanted, but anyone else is fine.))

I'm already hating myself for this..

[her_watchdog]

"sebastion com here now" Ceil was yelling becuz he was being grumpy ((A/N: hes sooooooooooooo kawaii when hes grumpy and thats leik all the time!!!)) and it was past tea tiem

Richter Belmont | Castlevania | OTA

[vampirekiller]

1

[yaninacan]

[So todya x thougth he'd go meet his best freind Zello btu since he wasn't ohme

Home* so Ix decided to go meet Ricktor instead Why??? Becuase there best frienda to!!!]

Oh, Mr curry! (A/N: get itt? becuz Vermont curry lolol!!) why must humans and vampires fight 1 another???

[X LOOKS SAD bcuz fighting iz wrong]

Yugi Mutou | Yu-Gi-Oh | OTA

[minigoff]

[lmao i L O V E shipping so come at me bros!!!!!11 lamo XD

but no girls if their bein big breasted bimbos stealing pretty mens away from other pretty mens ok? ok. ih8 sluts who ruin my yaois, specially if they're prepz!!!]

/here, let's gross you out with some mpreg, Jakey :D

[whitewizardboy]

They had finailly did it, they had done what all the wet dreams did that ehty chould that the heartshippers said that thye could: The kawaiiest hikaris pf tje YGO series has finally had sex. And it was the most beuatiful thing ever!!!1!!one.

But things weren't alwasy wayt they seemed for the young shounden ai couple, as a few weeks after the magical, musical, sparkliest yaoi sex of all times, Ryou was feeling sick to his stomach on day. Not a bug flu since it didn't seem to go away fro a while, so he went to the doctor one day before school to find out what was wrong.

Coming back to school, he was still sicky, but he had some terrible news to tell his Yuugi-kun. Something very, very terrible.

"Y-yuugi-kun. I-I have something to tell you..." he said, his voice sad, as if he was one the verge of tears.

Spike | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic | OTA

[dragonassistant]

[RARITIES AND NON-RARITIES, I HAVE RETURN ^^

im okw/ ne genre except parody b/c i write SEROUS FIC ONLY!!! my otp is obvsly sparity (that's spike x rarty, bakas) but i guess i cud rite other pairings to if yo uwant?!?! o we cud right sum supa kewl kawaii BADASS ACTION!! or sthg i d e kk

manry night spike is optional and i might write the yaois with macho man supaiku if ur charrie's hawt enough! >w< ]

six

[attentionhoard]

wun day garble the most awesome dragon in ekwestreea waked in the room whurr that pone noob spyk wuz standin (go wat a noob serusly haha)

so garble who had musles everywere punched the namby pamby nerd in the face

"take that you nerd" he said lol "now make me a sandwitch"

Yuma Tsukumo | Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal | OTA

[sphinxtactician]

[ok yuma is a dumbass who doesn't no how romance works so i'm fixing that!!!!! who wants 2 rite shippins w/ me? lyk i sed w/ yogi, no ruining my yaois n where gewd.

or we coud do sum duels or w/e but idk how 2 duel but ddats ok becuz tuma dk how 2 either LOL!!]

LEMON becuz dats all yugeeo is lulzlulzlulz also songfic

[akingalways]

A/N this is my first fic plz no flamz thanx

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"OI OI OI OI" sed jak

Let's get down to business
To defeat the Huns
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man
out of you

"BY THE WAY I WANT TO HAVE MANLY SEX WIT U"

"OI"

Chihiro Furuya | Sankarea | OTA

[deadserious]

[i specalise in zombie romances ♥ because chihiro only care about zombys. he is very tsun tsun but i ship him w/ all the ladies!!! as long as their zombys, duh. sry living gurls u rnt as interesting 2 him :[ but dats undersablt since u have cuties sry!!

i mite rite non romantic zomby fic but ill have 2 think about it! he's very kawaii like a neko so plz dont kill him (unless ur a zomby bcuz zomby luv like dat is vey kawaii!!!!!!!!!!11]

[sundead]

((A/N I kno u said zombie girls but hes a zombie and wers dresses tats almost liek a girl LOL boys in dresses are very kawaii ^.^))

so ayumu wuz just chilling in his fav graveyard liek alwayz b/c hes a zombie and likes doing zombie stuff when suddenly a megalo attacks!! ((AN: it is a big bear with bear claws and a school uniform))

'oh NO' ayumu thinks 'there is a catgirl going 2 be killed by the megalo!!' so he takes his chainsaw becomes a masou shoujo!! there are sparkles and he has a pretty dress and he mysteltann(sp?) kick the bear in 2 pieces. ayumu lands and pushes his hair from his face with lots of sparkles b/c he is super hawt

"do not fear kitty, u are safe now"

bt then he notices the catgirl is a catBOY whoops

Mike Dawson | Dark Seed II | OTA

[monsterheadache]

[I'M SOOO GOING TO HELL, I MEAN THE DARK WORLD FOR THIS!!!!! XDDDDDDDD

does ne1 wanna right dark world adventures with me!?!?! the savior our world, mike dawson, kant dafeat the anchints on his own!!! specially when those creepos ick and ukk keep molesting him omg!

if their r any jacs out there, i ttly ship mike/jakc they r my O T P i know there aren't though, boo hoo, (forever a)lone canon warrior rita is nothing but a DIRTY FUCKING WHORE so WHO WOULD SHIP HIM WITH HER ASIDE FROM LOSERS AND BAKAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1]

surprise

[shapeshifteralafonzy]

vroom vroom went the motorcycle engine as it spun around in the morotcycle to make it go!!

driving it was none other than JACK the coolest guy to ever hit texas and the dark world and on the back was his good pal MIKE DAWSON who was not so cool but liked jack anyway.

"lets go do this mikey boy" said jack cooly because he wasnt the shapeshifter after all and that was just the ending being too deep for people, 'but i have a dark secret to hide, eyyyyy' he thought in his brain thinking!

Tea Gardner | Yu-Gi-Oh! | OTA

[friendship_dance]

[Okay guys! Peachshipping, Vanishipping, Revolutionshipping, and Spiritshipping are ttly my otp's. All the other otp's can just gtfo!

Like seriously, if I really wanted to pair her with anyone else, I would have done it by now!

And if that Yugi can't handle a big breasted, independent woman like Tea, then he can let out the real man that's inside that little trinket around his neck. And the real fun can begin~.]

Yeah I don't know. Brb going straight to hell.

[blackthunder]

~*~*~this is cross canon hope u dont min, k?~*~*~

chazz was in domino city again because of some field trip. he had seen all the landmarks before, so now he wanted to go somewhere else. jaden and his dumb friends dragged him to an arcade and then left to do something irrelevant to the plot.

"this isn't duel monsters!" why would he go into an arcade? these games were dumb. everyone in the arcade was afraid of him because he wore all black, and that obviously meant he was depressed and evil. but he wasn't evil--he was misunderstood!

argh he wanted to duel so he could make these people yell his name! yes, everyone needed to chazz it up in this dumb place. 'hey you! duel me!' he pointed at some random person.

England - Hetalia - OTA

[romanticynic]

[i-it's not like he wants you to comfort him b-baka

...

never mind he'll find someone like youuuuuuu]

1/2

[hotspurred]

the dungeon was rilly awful, all dark and dank and scarey. Bones crunched under foot every time you stepped. It was coeverd in shadowes and pools of blood or wine???, and there were also spider!

"ew!" the brunette hissed, brushing a spidder off himself becuase they are gross -- so much grosser than all the viscera (A/N: that's like guts and peoepl's insides) coating him. frnech of course/

When news of Englands capture at the hands of the frEnch forces reached their camp the Balck Prince had immediately set out to rescue the country. Henry went with him!

they found the castle where Engladn was held captive and knocked out a patrol of frnech solders in secret and took their uniformes and mustaches and wore them as disguises over their armour to get inside. BUT then they were caught out only half way to the dungeon b/c of their accents!1 THere was a big fight and they stabbled all the frenchmen with sword and lance until no more came. after they climbed over the copses they went down into the foreboding depths of the castle.

Now they searched worriedly. There were all kinds of terrible stories about how the french treated their prisoners: beating them and groping them and fedding them forg's legs and snails. it was horrble! what had England been subjected too?!

'god have mercy.' Herny thought.

"Your Highness!" he called to Edward," We must find the right cell quickly! Can you see him?!"

hotspur sheath his sowrd and peered into the closest cell, which proved to be empty. soon the main french army would arrive so they had to get out of here soon. Time was not on they're side.

Ryou Bakura (regular and genderbent) || Yu-Gi-Oh! || OTA

[whitewizardboy]

[You guiez know you want a peice of this uke ass. You know you do. Especially you ygo peeps. You're allways so all over him/her, it's not even funny. So steop right up, fanbois and fangurls, because his/her body is ready.]

Katniss Everdeen | The Hunger Games | OTA

[accidentalrebellion]

[lyke open for all da things

(team peeta 4eva!!!11!!! y would u ship nething else ew)

dis meme is so kawaii ^_^]

[axplicitly]

[wow why is johanna stuck with this dumbass no rly gud thing she likes finnick so much ((A/N: i dont care whut u think Johanna/Finnick OTP 4life!! annies crazy i hope she dies)) otherwise katniss wuld be a bloody smear on the wall two seconds ago.]

hey stoopid ur such a prude dunno why peeta would even bother unless he wants to be a virgin forever.

Kat || Halo: Reach || OTA

[inmylight_commander]

[Kat is the most awesum spartn and she is hacking ur shit rite now WAT DO]

[watchfulprotector]

[she wuz hackin batman's shit

n u do not hack batman's shit

becuz batman is v angry

so he stomps over]

raaaaaawwwwrrr [says batman] y r u hackin my shit!!!!11!!

Harry Potter | ... Harry Potter | OTA

[angstangstangst]

[hary iz sad n misunderstud

n he iz waiting 4 his twu wuv draco

omg so kawaii ^_^]

I honestly have no idea what I just wrote

[princeofthemoon]

[Sessihomarou wuz at hugwarts b/c hiz bruther inoyasha wuz ther an dhe was going 2 get hiz fathrs sword b/c in japan they uuz sowrds instead of wands and sesshmru wuz way way way way way better tan ihnuyahshuh but hiz dad kudnt see that so hed givn hiz sward tesssiiga 2 imuyahsa an ten sum wizurds cam thru time b/c they cud dtll the sward wuz soooooooooooooooooooo powerful an they didnt no inuyasha was a hanyou (a/n: that means half demun) so they trid 2 recrut him ps they wer evil wizurds

but then dumbledoor cam bak b/c herminoe had shown him how so the def eeters tried to recrut seshoemaro b/c they cud c he had a pwerful yami (a/n: yami means dark) aura so they thot he wud be a death eter 2 only seshomaru wuz 2 hot 4 them so he killed them then went in2 teh futur 2 2 find hogwars 2 get tessaiga (a/n: remember tat's hiz dad's sward that inuyasa az even tho he shudnt)

an b/c seskshouamaru waz a demon he cud smell power an he found teh dursleys an dudly was like OMG ITS SO KAWAII (a/n: kawaii means cute in japanese) AN FLUFFY ILL KAL U FLUFFY an then seshomaro kiled him b/c hes stopid an then went 2 hogwartz b/c thats wher hary wuz

so after he found hogwarts seshoumaru hadnt killed ani1 yet but he found hary b/c he neded t talk 2 him b/c he needed hiz help to get tessaiga from inoyasha]

r u hary poter?

Perry Cox - Scrubs - OTA

[medicalhell]

( because clearly we need more 'Jordon dies and J.D. and Cox can finally be together' fanfics. )

[doctorbatman]

[IT'S OBSCURE FANDOM CROSSOVER TIME!

Jordon dies so clearly this story needs a ninja assassin right? One who is also a doctor. And mysterious. And SO ANGSTY ABOUT BEING BOTH A DOCTOR AND A NINJA, THE DICHOTOMY OH GOD THE DICHOTOMY!!!]

Alice Liddell || American McGee's Alice/Madness Returns || OTA

[shattered_looking_glass]

[Everything about this meme is beautiful. No smut, please.]

[madreturned]

"wow" Alice sed "this is like mondo weird huh? Bet you never thought you'd meet yourself lol!"

and then she went back to brrooding.

Hanna falk Cross || Hanna is not a boys name || OTA

[falkeditupagain]

U gais gotta know what Hanna is. Best comic 5evar.

If U dont know, UR stoopid.

Lucifer » Supernatural

[reigninhell]

[He just wants to be loved the most by his daddy.

Is that really such a crime???? Stupid little monkeys :( ]

i'm not even gomen

[malleusmaleficarum]

rubi Trhough down her bpack wen she caym thru the door. ((A/N: dis is high skool au lol)) she wuz very pissed off bcuz of dat stupid een wiynchester. he called her fat again even tho she wuznt because he was jealous of how pretyi she was.

D!ADDY"! she yelled wen she got thru the door.

Sam Winchester | Supernatural

[upstairsbrain]

[ NO LEMONS TODAY, THANKS :'D ]

because I can

[ofthursday]

"SAM there are demons outside and their coming for the colt" castiel teleported into the room and he looked worried and serious like he always does. ((A/N: oh and the winchesters found the colt again so they have it at bobby's house for the demons to find!))

"We have to stop them Sam"

Cecil Harvey | FFIV/Dissidia |

[splitsoul]

[No smut, please? Other than that... I'm game for seeing just how ridiculous this can get.]

WTF am I even *doing*? Sorry this took so long.

[shining_cavalry]

Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy or My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. If I did, all of the ff boys wld be pooonies and wouldn't that be the cuuutest and they would all get fun cutie marks! Maybe if enough people revue, I'll write it, so don't hold back, people!


Shining Armor was really super excited about getting to go visit his friend Cecil in his kingdom. Ever since he had become a Prince by marrying the beautiful Princess Cadance, he had tried to visit other lands, sometimes even taking on HUMAN FORM!!!

This was one of those times because Cecil was a human and he didn't want him to think he was weird for being a pony.

He was meeting his friend at the borders of his kingdomm and then would be visiting for awhile.

Atem | Yu-Gi-Oh | OTA

[note_atem]

Yugi had dumped him AGAIN for that bitch Anzu!! He just couldn't stand it any longer! So he had to go for a walk and then all of a sudden it was raining and stuff. There wuz nowhere to go so he had to sit on the sidewalk and just cry in the rain. But it was ok because you can't tell if someones crying when its raining.

[A\N: I KNOW BECAUSE I DO THIS ALL THE TIME NO ONE KNOWS HOW SAD I AM AND ALSO HOW CULD YUGI DO THAT HIM? ITS ALL TEAS FAULT. NO ONE EVEN LYKES HER.]

I FELL ASLEEP LAST NIGHT, SO I'M TOTALLY LATE FOR THIS.

[whitewizardboy]

Ryou was walking by nhimself in the rain, because liek wat atem said, no one can see you crying in the rian, fo sho. But he had a much different reason for crying. you see, he had run away from home, because his yami was being mean and abusive again. and Ryou couln'dt stand it anumore. He had run away with his arm all bloody and stuff. It was really quite gross. His arm was slick with red blood, it was running down his arm like that shower scene in Psycho.

Walking down the street, he spotted the yami as he walked passed, even waving to him.

"K=konnban wa, Yami," Ryou called out in his meek and small voice, so softspoken and quiet the little hikdari was, it was so kawaii desu ne!