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memeswearhouse ([personal profile] memeswearhouse) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-08-13 12:38 pm
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While I write out more memes! HAVE FANFICTION.NET




Hi! Welcome to my profile ^_^ My name is memeswearhousekitsune-chan(1) and I really like to rite fanfic. So you should join me <3<3<3
Its okay if u don’t know how to start let me help KUDASAI(2). Here’s some ideas on how 2 rite a SUGOIDESUNE(3) story!

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Prompt ideas!!! <3


ONE
Typos – Um. I don’t kno anyone who would be a beta reader for me so their may be a lot of typos. GOMEN.(4)

TWO
Japanese/other foreign languages – WATASHI DAISUKI NIHONGO! That means I love Japanese, so I’m going to put a lot of it in my fanfiction. Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to put a dictionary at the end so you know what I am saying *^_^* U can also use other languages or leik english english from Britain, but Japanese is the most kawaii~~~

THREE
Author’s notes – UM I may put these in the middle of the story so you know what’s going on. Or if I have a funny thing to say. Teehee~ ((A/N:THEY'LL LOOK LIKE THIS BTW!!))

FOUR
Shipping! – omg like. I love my otp. You can totally tell they love each other even if they really hate eachother omg. They’re hate is so amazing! They should have the hot buttsex lol so kawaii (5)

FIVE
Purple prose – if u describe a scene it should use as many descriptive words az possible. Like “Amber orbs” or “pools of emerald” for eyes. It’s soooo much more better that way.

SIX
Mary sue – omg. Just because my character is a woobie, but also leik the most powerful character and like everyone wants them and is just jealous doesn’t make them a mary sue. They don’t have any flaws at all. STOP FLAMING.

SEVEN
Songfic- um I think this song by Evanescence really fits my character. It describes their inner sadness ttly

EIGHT
Lemon! – so um. I dk anything about sex but do u really need lube????

NINE
Babies!- I think every character should have a kid and be pregnant. Even if it’s two boiz. Lmao so kawaiiii

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Remember:

“This means the character is talking”
‘this is the thoughts’
*This means they are using their ultra sugoi mind powers!*

R&R
And NO Flames PLzZZZ THEY WILL BE USED TO COOK OUR HOTDOGS hehee

DICTIONARY::

1:memeswearhouse is my name and kitsune mean fox. Chan is what Japanese girls call each other to be KAWAII!!!
2: Kudasai means plz lol
3: Sugoidesune means its amazing right!!!111 uno
4: Gomen means i'm sorrie. isn't it funny that it says "go men"? I think that's kinda weird. hehe ^_^
5: Kawaii means CUTE. omg itsthebestwordever. lmaoaoaoaoa

Rules/how to play:
>>Post with your character
>>Tag others
>>You are now in a bad fanfic. Make it as terrible as possible.
>>Weep tears at how awful it is.


I hope you all know how much that hurt me to write.

Yugi Mutou | Yu-Gi-Oh | OTA

[personal profile] minigoff 2012-08-13 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[lmao i L O V E shipping so come at me bros!!!!!11 lamo XD

but no girls if their bein big breasted bimbos stealing pretty mens away from other pretty mens ok? ok. ih8 sluts who ruin my yaois, specially if they're prepz!!!]
whitewizardboy: (Default)

/here, let's gross you out with some mpreg, Jakey :D

[personal profile] whitewizardboy 2012-08-13 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
They had finailly did it, they had done what all the wet dreams did that ehty chould that the heartshippers said that thye could: The kawaiiest hikaris pf tje YGO series has finally had sex. And it was the most beuatiful thing ever!!!1!!one.

But things weren't alwasy wayt they seemed for the young shounden ai couple, as a few weeks after the magical, musical, sparkliest yaoi sex of all times, Ryou was feeling sick to his stomach on day. Not a bug flu since it didn't seem to go away fro a while, so he went to the doctor one day before school to find out what was wrong.

Coming back to school, he was still sicky, but he had some terrible news to tell his Yuugi-kun. Something very, very terrible.


"Y-yuugi-kun. I-I have something to tell you..." he said, his voice sad, as if he was one the verge of tears.

EW GROSS THIS IS WAY 2 MUCH LIKE HET /BLOX U

[personal profile] minigoff 2012-08-13 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Because ukes can't have sex with each other, clealy Yugi hadto be teh seme that beautiful night. It was still futsukushii desu though, like all kawaii yaoi sex. Futsukushii means beautiful but it's funny because Kaiba said it with an F, lol!!!

When his boyfriendo approached him, neary crying, he frowned, very sadly. "Ryou-kun, ogenki desu ka?" He asked, Japanesely. That means "are you okay" in Glorious Nippon, I think. "Onegai, tell me what's warui." He continued, asking what was wrong. Onegai means please, duh!

He knew Ryu was very sick but he wasn't sure what to do to help!! Everything he tried didn't work. Yaoi sex. Shopping for more gay clothes. Some nice, warm soup. More yaoi sex. Maybe he would know what was wrong after visiting the doctor. But what could be wrong??!?!!?
whitewizardboy: (But that's not what I meant!)

HOW RUED. THEY'RE BOTH BOYS!!!1!!?one THIS IS NOTHING LIKE HET~!

[personal profile] whitewizardboy 2012-08-13 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Y=yuugi-kun," he could barely get out. It was so.. so...! Combined with his recent illness, plus the terrible, terrible news? Made him feeleven sicker. If that was even possible. Just hpoped that he didn't puke on his boifrando. Because that would be the complete oposite of kawaii desu ukeness.

"Boku... boku wa... I'm haveing your aka-chan, anata." He felt like crying, both from fear and relief, combined.((OOC: 'Boku wa' is Ryou referring to himself in the first person. 'Aka-chan' is for baby and anata is a form of endearment used for a husbando from his waifu, ubt boifrandos can totes use it too, LOL)).

BUT PREGNANCY IS SO GIRLY, OMG COOTIES

[personal profile] minigoff 2012-08-13 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"N-NANI?!?!" He asked, wondering what was going on, since nani means what. "Ryou-kun, are you majime?" Or serious, in English. At least it would explain why he was getting kind of futtota, or fat. This wasn't possible for shounen boys, was it?!?!

He pulled his koibito (lover! ♥♥♥) close into a sugoi hug. He needed a shoulder to cry-naku on right now. "You're joking, ne?" Or so he hoped nozomu'd. But wat could theydo?!

[OMG HOW COULD I FORGET MY COMIC SANS, TIME FOR HONORABLE SUDOKU uAu]
Edited 2012-08-13 23:36 (UTC)
whitewizardboy: (Missing what I once had)

IT IS NOT GIRLY! IT'S JUST ANATURAL FACT OF LEIF! OMG, JAKE, GET WITH THE PROGRAME!

[personal profile] whitewizardboy 2012-08-13 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"A-ano..." Ryou said softly, "W-wakarimasen." Thus explaining thast he didn't knwo what to do since... well, this had never happened before. Ever. He doesn't know the first things about aka-chans!

"I-I wish I was, koibito... but the doctor took some tests this morning and... and he said that I have a aka-chan inside of me. He then patted me on the back and said congratulations. It explains why I've been so sik lately.

"Yuugi-kun... what are we going to do? I-I can't have a kid, I-I've got school! And there's Yami Bakura to worry about too." He didn't want his yami to hurt him, especially when he finds out about the aka-chan!
Edited (COMIC SANS! I FORGOT IT TOO!) 2012-08-13 23:57 (UTC)

IDGAF IT'S GROSS AND IT ~TRIGGERS~ ME, JUST LIKE DISGUSTING HET-OBSESSED WHORES LIKE ANZU

[personal profile] minigoff 2012-08-14 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
"D-do...? D-doushite?!" How and why could this have happen?!! "BAKANA!" THIS WASN'T POSSIBLE, and that's what he said in Nipponese.

"I mean your not a shoujo-chan, right?" Taht would've just been wired!! "Uhhhh.......... you already know you can stay with me and mou hitori no boku-kun if mou hitori no anata-kun's bothering you." Mou htiro no boku is the other Yugi-kun (Atem-kun!) and duh the other one is the other Bakura, Akefia-kun!

Yugi wasn't sure what else to say... he was too young for an aka-chan! He still had to partipate in a buch more card game tournaments and do king of games things!
Edited (I KEEP FORGETTING MY COMIC SANS u_________u OUR FANFIC'S JUST THAT GOOD, GOMEN) 2012-08-14 00:18 (UTC)
whitewizardboy: (why am I doing this again?)

WELL, DEAL WITH IT. THAT'S WAHT I GOT ON RNG, SO SHUT UP AND PLAY.

[personal profile] whitewizardboy 2012-08-14 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Of course I'm not a shoujo-chan! baka," Ryou said, colling his love a dummy. "We had sex! You saw my everything!" At least, he hiped that Yuugi-kun saw everything. It would have been kind of hard not to...

But the thought of living with Yuugi and Atem-san made him blush bright red.

"A-are you sure that he won't mind? I-I don't want to impose." Though would Atem and Akefia-kun be the baby's ojis (uncles)? "A-and what do we tell minna-san?" He wondered what they would tell everyone else, because boifrands usually dont' have aka-chans!

UM?????????? NO???????? /LEAVES YOU A BAD REVIEW ON YOUR FANFIX

[personal profile] minigoff 2012-08-14 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Well idk!!" He replied, flustered. That wasn't Japanes but it means he doesn't know. How else could Ryou be prregnant aside from plotbunny magick (but they don't know about that b/c their fictional charries! xD)?

When Ryou ased that, Yugi smiled. "Of course, Ryou-kun! Mou hitori no boku-kun-sama-san loves hangin out with u!" But his grandpa wouldn't be so happy since this would make him a great grandpa and he already feels older than Atem-sana, WHOOPS.

"idk what we could tell our nakama, but I no they'll accept it. dey luv us." after being rly confused since shounens don't have aka-chans except in sum supaa kawaii to sugoi yaoi doujins, of course desu.
whitewizardboy: (shy smile)

HDU! /leaves pa remarks on your fanfix and your HMD posts... anonymously!

[personal profile] whitewizardboy 2012-08-14 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
"I-I hope so, Yuugi-kun... koi." There was so much going on at once, it was hard to keep up with, especially with the news that they were having an aka-chan.

"I-I guess after school, I'll go to my house and pack up my things." He certainly can't be left alone, since he has an aka-chan growing inside of him. He'll need all the help they can get!

"I wonder if it will b e a boy or a gilr? Or who he or she will look like more?" Because Yuugi's hair is pretty crazy! No doubt hit will be passed on to teh baby, and with Ryou being a whittette? Maybe he/she will have white where Yuugi's hair was black! Wouldn't that be kawaii desu ne~?

OMG FUK U I AM REPORTING U TO DW AND FF.NET, HAVE FUN BEING BANNED FROM EVERYTHING FUN ONLINE!!!!!!!

[personal profile] minigoff 2012-08-14 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ii (Good). At least Ryo would be safe for now but Yugi wasn't sure about what they would do wit htheir aka-chan. He had to think of how to explain this to mou hitori no boku-kun too. He nodded in a very anime way to the next thing ryu said,

"Mayb ewe should worry about thatlater, Ryou. First I'll help you pack and stuff, ok?" As the kinf og Games, he knew all about priorities. They cud worry about the aka-chan's crazy kami (i know it means god but it means hair too according to my japanese studies lmao!) later.
whitewizardboy: (Thinking with ice cream)

YOU CAN'T CATCH ME, I'M ON ANON~ MWAHAHAHAHA!

[personal profile] whitewizardboy 2012-08-14 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay, Yuugi-koibito-kun." Alka-chans usually take a while to be born, right? So they should have a little time to themselves. For a hwile at least.

~*~*~*~Time Skip to After Skcool~*~*~*~*

Ryou was heading home to his apartment, to pick up basically his whole life to live with Yuugi-kun the rest of his life, as well the aka-chan liiving with them and Yuugi-kuns other self, Atem.=- He started by putting his clothes and various books into a box.

W/E, I HAVE IP TRACKKING ON SO I N OWERE U LIVE ECACTLY1!!!!!11 I'LL FUK U UP!!!!!!!!!!

[personal profile] minigoff 2012-08-14 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
At Ryoukl;s house, Yugi helped him pack alot of stuff. Tehy kudnt carry everythin by themselfs so they only had to get da mot immportant stuff like clothes and cards and condoms for more kawaii yaois and maybe some gameseven though yugi lives in a game shop and they'll haveall the games they and the ajachan need. Yugu had ver yscaredfeelings but tried to hide it from yo, he wasn't redy for this!!!

They were almost doneand suddenly a door opened. It was..................THE DARK BAKURA!!!! (a/n: ok i'm not good at writing akefia-kun so u can rite him ok? i'll do atem-kun!!! (in more ways than 1 ;3333 )
friendship_dance: (pic#4403609)

/here! Ttly not caring about your otp and forcing you into mine...

[personal profile] friendship_dance 2012-08-14 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Anzu is ttly The Bitch!She gets wahtevar she wants, wen she wants, and hoa she wants. She owns tihs skool and her daddy gives her varything. And nobuddy is going to stop her. So wen she sees Yugi al alone in a clasrum one day, she desides that today wil be the day that he wil be al her"s for the taking. She leens against the dor and watches waht is soon to be her man and calls to him in supper smexy voice.

"Yugi-kun~"

TAHTS OK I PEACHSHIP BUT ONLY WEN ANZY ISN'T A HUGE SLUT BITCH OK??

[personal profile] minigoff 2012-08-14 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my ra, was Anzu rly calling his name??? Tbh he wasn't expectin one of the richprepz to talk 2 him, specially 1 as hawt as hir. She had grate tits n evryfing. Surprised, he lokoed up to her, wit ha surprised look on his face. "O hay anzy-chan-oppai-senpai........wats up?"

b/c he's yugi, he wasn't doin much, just doin puzzles n shit lyk always.
friendship_dance: (pic#4403192)

BUT WHY??? EVERY1 NOS ANZU IS A HUGE BITCH SLUT! GOSH!

[personal profile] friendship_dance 2012-08-15 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
She woks up 2 him all smexy adn stuf, and hugs him so hard his hed get stuck in her boobs. They are probly fak to, idk. But he luks soooo kawaii desu~ (supper cute or sumfing lik taht) stuck in her boobs!

"I tink u shuld cum to mi hous 2nite. Adn you shuld bring sum games 4 us 2 pay 2."

PLZ DONT CHEETON YUGI, SLUTFAECWHOR :(((

[personal profile] minigoff 2012-08-16 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
even if hur tittays r fake, holy sh!t!!! wheni don't right yugi having kawaii butt sex with his parnter atemu, he ttly loves BOOBS. i herd he wahtches dirty vdeos with his bff jonosshi lmao!!

"uh rly nazu???" tbh it wuz rly hard 2 concenrte with those sweet titays in his face. he even had a boner LOL WHOOPS! "w-what shud we play?" idk wat prepy gurlz lyk nad neida did he.......