the wrong recipient meme

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The Wrong Recipient Meme





Oops. It happens to all of us. In a hurry, kind of drunk, too tired – for whatever reason, you've sent a text to the wrong recipient and it's up to you to do damage control.




¤ Post with your character. Name, canon and any preferences in the subject line.
¤ Others choose one of the options below and reply to your character with a text message that wasn't intended for them.
¤ Communication or miscommunication ensues?
¤ Profit!




1. talk dirty | "baby, you were such a stud yesterday"
Texting is a great way to make your partner spend the rest of their meeting thinking about exactly how steamy action was last night... Unless you sent it to the wrong number, of course. How to explain that one?

2. those dates | "Don't forget lunch at 2! :-)"
Easiest way to arrange meetings, confirming them or just saying thanks for a good time is by cell. Even easier? To screw it up when the invitation reaches the wrong person... Or perhaps your mishap lands you an entirely new date!

3. anger management | "OMFG, you really are an asshole!"
They’ve pissed you off royally, so someone deserves a piece of your mind. Poor recipient, having to put up with a dressing-down of that magnitude. Especially if it wasn't actually intended for them.

4. my condolences | "Jane, I'm so sorry about your aunt."
Someone lost a relative, got broken up with or didn't get the grades they'd hoped for, so you quickly text them your heartfelt sympathy. Let's just hope that the recipient actually has lost their aunt...

5. well done | "I heard about it from my mom. You go, girl!"
They aced their exams, just got published or they had a baby. Something definitely deserving of your congratulations. Hopefully the one receiving it will appreciate the recognition of something they probably didn't do.

6. auto correct | "Dad says we're having pussy tonight."
A completely ordinary message. The concert was amazing, you're running late... Autocorrect just happened to change one little word into something completely different. Something that’s even more difficult to decipher for the wrong recipient.

7. wildcard | "ok"
Want another scenario, something combined or something completely different? Knock yourself out!

Comments

[awarlock]

I don't care. We all know there's more important things to worry about than that.

[hint: don't text him about rich, man.]

[gamora]

you don't have to tell me that. I'm not going to be compromised

[ but why, adam? don't you want to hear all about it? ]

[awarlock]

You have a history that says otherwise.

[no one wants to hear about rich getting it on, gamora.]

[gamora]

that was different

[ he was her sexy human rocket she will miss that. ]

[awarlock]

I'll trust you on that.

[well. don't get all angry and beat up everyone when it's over.]

[gamora]

can't have our mission fail because old Gammy lost her boy-toy


but I was right, back then. he did try to kill you

[ no promises. ]

[awarlock]

I would say the same thing to anyone else on the team.

It doesn't matter how good your intincts are, there was no proof of his intentions.

[also you left]

[gamora]

no one else on the team has such an illustrious 'history'

they weren't instincts, Adam, it was the time gem

[ because you trivialized our history


you didn't have to cut me off
make out like soul world never happened and we were nothing ]

[awarlock]

We don't have to talk about this.

[translation: do we have to talk about this]

[gamora]

no, we don't

[ you never do. ]

[awarlock]

Good.