the wrong recipient meme

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The Wrong Recipient Meme





Oops. It happens to all of us. In a hurry, kind of drunk, too tired – for whatever reason, you've sent a text to the wrong recipient and it's up to you to do damage control.




¤ Post with your character. Name, canon and any preferences in the subject line.
¤ Others choose one of the options below and reply to your character with a text message that wasn't intended for them.
¤ Communication or miscommunication ensues?
¤ Profit!




1. talk dirty | "baby, you were such a stud yesterday"
Texting is a great way to make your partner spend the rest of their meeting thinking about exactly how steamy action was last night... Unless you sent it to the wrong number, of course. How to explain that one?

2. those dates | "Don't forget lunch at 2! :-)"
Easiest way to arrange meetings, confirming them or just saying thanks for a good time is by cell. Even easier? To screw it up when the invitation reaches the wrong person... Or perhaps your mishap lands you an entirely new date!

3. anger management | "OMFG, you really are an asshole!"
They’ve pissed you off royally, so someone deserves a piece of your mind. Poor recipient, having to put up with a dressing-down of that magnitude. Especially if it wasn't actually intended for them.

4. my condolences | "Jane, I'm so sorry about your aunt."
Someone lost a relative, got broken up with or didn't get the grades they'd hoped for, so you quickly text them your heartfelt sympathy. Let's just hope that the recipient actually has lost their aunt...

5. well done | "I heard about it from my mom. You go, girl!"
They aced their exams, just got published or they had a baby. Something definitely deserving of your congratulations. Hopefully the one receiving it will appreciate the recognition of something they probably didn't do.

6. auto correct | "Dad says we're having pussy tonight."
A completely ordinary message. The concert was amazing, you're running late... Autocorrect just happened to change one little word into something completely different. Something that’s even more difficult to decipher for the wrong recipient.

7. wildcard | "ok"
Want another scenario, something combined or something completely different? Knock yourself out!

Comments

[therealgenius]

You have to deep throat deeper, Tony

Gayception

[therealgenius]

Do I know that? I didn't know that. I don't want to know that. How about we go back in time when I didn't know that.

I'm sure I could get a Delorean, brb

[therealgenius]

You're forgiven.

[therealgenius]

LIAR LIAR STARK PANTS ON FIRE

because rivals SHUT YOUR MOUTH MALFOY

[therealgenius]

I didn't bring hammer pants into the equation of fashion, thanks. That makes MC far more flamboyant than I.

Look, I'm making hammer jokes. You've made me flip a shit. Literally just slamming my head into the wall right now.

HE DIDN'T BUY HIS WAY ONTO THE SUPERHERO QUIDDITCH TEAM. THAT'S ALL YOU, METALBLOOD.

[therealgenius]

So nothing new?

Good.

yeah after you had to ride on daddy's elemental discovery OOPS DID I GO THERE

[therealgenius]

This pleases me.

I mean that literally, I'm furiously masturbating into my pint of ice cream at every word you spew at me. Keep going I'm almost there!!!!

NO HE WAS BEING LEFT TO DIE IN A SHITHOLE CAVE BECAUSE K E Y W O R D S

[therealgenius]

The Spree??? Is that a request?

DO YOU WANT A VIDEO??

[he'll send him one. it'll just be Justin at home in Captain America pajama bottoms with a half pint of ice cream and a block of Sudoku cards he's working his way through. SEXY!!!]

AVIAN FLY IS A REAL THREAT PUT A SARS MASK ON YOUR DICK TONYKINS

[therealgenius]

INCOMING

[No seriously, it's just a warming pint of ice cream, unfinished Sudoku, legs on the coffee table with a lot of American shields on a navy blue background, and three tubes of Spree on the table.

Enjoy~]

OMG ARE YOU FUCKING BIRDS

[therealgenius]

Really? You should do that. Hook me up with Steve.

no homo, no h8

are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?

[therealgenius]

Steve hates bullies, you idiot. He wouldn't slap me.

Do you want to slap me? I think that'd be fair if you did. Just out of the suit, please and thanks.

don't be a chicken, boy, stop acting like a byotch.

[therealgenius]

It's the face, isn't it? It's too flawless to be real. You have to ruin it like you

Do you want to ruin me, Tony? Is that what you want? Jeez.

that can be arranged

[therealgenius]

Wait if I'm asking you about ruining me how does that make me the Dom because I was under the impression that it was the sub who was, like, pissed on or w/e

Let me Google this you've got me confused