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J. Doe ([personal profile] showstarter) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-08-13 04:17 pm

the wrong recipient meme

The Wrong Recipient Meme





Oops. It happens to all of us. In a hurry, kind of drunk, too tired – for whatever reason, you've sent a text to the wrong recipient and it's up to you to do damage control.





¤ Post with your character. Name, canon and any preferences in the subject line.
¤ Others choose one of the options below and reply to your character with a text message that wasn't intended for them.
¤ Communication or miscommunication ensues?
¤ Profit!




1. talk dirty | "baby, you were such a stud yesterday"
Texting is a great way to make your partner spend the rest of their meeting thinking about exactly how steamy action was last night... Unless you sent it to the wrong number, of course. How to explain that one?

2. those dates | "Don't forget lunch at 2! :-)"
Easiest way to arrange meetings, confirming them or just saying thanks for a good time is by cell. Even easier? To screw it up when the invitation reaches the wrong person... Or perhaps your mishap lands you an entirely new date!

3. anger management | "OMFG, you really are an asshole!"
They’ve pissed you off royally, so someone deserves a piece of your mind. Poor recipient, having to put up with a dressing-down of that magnitude. Especially if it wasn't actually intended for them.

4. my condolences | "Jane, I'm so sorry about your aunt."
Someone lost a relative, got broken up with or didn't get the grades they'd hoped for, so you quickly text them your heartfelt sympathy. Let's just hope that the recipient actually has lost their aunt...

5. well done | "I heard about it from my mom. You go, girl!"
They aced their exams, just got published or they had a baby. Something definitely deserving of your congratulations. Hopefully the one receiving it will appreciate the recognition of something they probably didn't do.

6. auto correct | "Dad says we're having pussy tonight."
A completely ordinary message. The concert was amazing, you're running late... Autocorrect just happened to change one little word into something completely different. Something that’s even more difficult to decipher for the wrong recipient.

7. wildcard | "ok"
Want another scenario, something combined or something completely different? Knock yourself out!


sweet_riiiiims: (Bitches don't know about my bitch please)

[personal profile] sweet_riiiiims 2012-08-14 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Somewhere over the desert, but I can space bridge this without even breaking reception. Helps having a communications officer.
therealgenius: (BRAGGING ABOUT MY AWESOMENESS)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-08-14 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
You should totally stop by my house in Malibu one day. I have an underground, huge garage, so you wouldn't have to worry about...being seen in public or whatever.
sweet_riiiiims: (Bitches don't know about me stepping on)

[personal profile] sweet_riiiiims 2012-08-14 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Might take up your offer, it depends.
therealgenius: (SO EXCITE)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-08-14 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Just don't blow up my Starbucks and we'll be aces!
sweet_riiiiims: (Default)

[personal profile] sweet_riiiiims 2012-08-14 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Tempting, but I think I can hold the urge to.
therealgenius: (HAAAY CHARM ALARM)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-08-14 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
You're awesome. Have I told you that lately? Well, I just did. It's true.
sweet_riiiiims: (Bitches don't know about my creeper skil)

[personal profile] sweet_riiiiims 2012-08-14 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
say it the quintillionth time and I might start believing it
therealgenius: (My wet dreams are real!)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-08-14 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
You're a nerd's fantasy come true. I can't think of a better word, I'm sorry.
sweet_riiiiims: (Default)

[personal profile] sweet_riiiiims 2012-08-14 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
that wins a slow clap
therealgenius: (A damn fine patriot.)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-08-14 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Glad to be of service!
sweet_riiiiims: (Bitches don't know about my bitch please)

[personal profile] sweet_riiiiims 2012-08-14 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you are, fanboy~
therealgenius: No, Mister Vanko, that's not how this works. (The Pepper Potts Lip Purse.)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-08-14 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
I hope you mean that in a good way. I can't help it.