vivalaopenpost ([personal profile] vivalaopenpost) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-09-27 05:34 pm

The Personal Hygiene Shipping Meme

The Personal Hygiene Shipping Meme


Personal hygiene is just that - personal. By the time we've come to a point in our lives where we notice that the concept exists and we should be prudent about it, we can take care of ourselves. There are also many practical reasons why we don't involve other people in this process. We're not too keen on showing off parts to be cleaned that are private in most contexts, and there's definitely an ingrained aversion to showing so much soft, fleshy skin. Hot water or a sharp razor could spell dangerous with a capital D should they come into the hands of someone with a vendetta against you. No need to be extra vulnerable.

So, if you're involving another person in your cleansing routines, it must be someone you trust. Not only that, but it's most likely someone you're comfortable with and likely at least somewhat open to being intimate with. You may not be dropping all your clothing in front of them, but it's still you opening yourself up to touching and closeness unparalleled in more "usual" moments.

Established and burgeoning couples (or not-so-couples) can bond through this showing of care and good faith. Will you like being pampered and find the attention endearing? Or will things go terribly, terribly wrong?

...you never should have let them near that shaving cream.

  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Smut is not required. Mention if you want/don't want it.
  • Reply to others and use the RNG.


  1. Comfort: You've decided to pitch in a helping hand to get your partner to unwind, and warm water or suds may do the trick.
  2. Romantic: The sole purpose of this endeavor is to set a lovey-dovey mood. No shame here!
  3. It Started Out Platonic...: What a good pal you are, volunteering to give your friend a good scrub. Of course, you didn't count on the cute way she squirms as you scrub her back or how he blushes when you shampoo his scalp.
  4. No Choice: Currently, you're unable to clean yourself up. That means that you need assistance, and it might as well be the person you lov- tolerate the most.
  5. Open: You have trust issues. Actually, you have backlogs of trust issues. Still, you want to show the person you love that you're willing and trying to change for them, and what better way than letting down your walls and having the assist in your grooming?
  6. Shave: Whether it's your face, your legs, or...your other places you've decided to shave, there's a certain intimacy involved in letting your lover do it for you. Let's hope they won't leave you looking like you got into a battle with a book with the paper cuts to prove it.
  7. Reluctant: They want to get you clean. You don't want to show off your body at all. It's injured, it looks weird, what if they don't like it...
  8. Forced: You love them, you really do, but you won't kiss them if they continue to look like an unwashed hobo clown. You have to draw the line somewhere, and if they won't take action, you will.
  9. Beat Up: You've been trampled in a fight. Your partner isn't about to let you wallow around in your own mud and blood.
  10. Hair: Some find that there's nothing quite as soothing as getting their hair washed or brushed. Of course, those with more luxurious locks may find any hair care a burden, so the assistance is appreciated.
  11. Make Up: They think you're beautiful already. See how they'll paint you up when they get the chance.
  12. Unique: If you're not human, you probably have your own proceeders you have to do to keep all spiffied up. There are wings with stray feathers to pluck, horns on heads to polish, scales to shave down, all sorts of tasks! Introduce your ignorant (and most likely human) boyfriend or girlfriend to your world...and your pain.
  13. Accommodations: Those with disabilities or prosthetics may also have their own routines, and anyone who wants to be with them should learn how to pitch in.
  14. Sponge Bath: You don't have enough water to do this right or you just want to give them a nice rub and scrub with a gentle sponge or wash cloth.
  15. Wound Care: In order for wounds to heal, proper care must be taken. Bandages have to be changed and cuts cleaned out. It's certainly easier when you don't have to do it all by yourself.
  16. Together: You're both cleaning up, taking a bath, splish splash, in the same tub because there's no where else to go. This is the most likely smut option, even if, again, it starts off "platonic."
  17. Clothing: Don't forget that clean clothes are an important part of personal hygiene. Always make sure your partner has a nice, fresh outfit, even if it's to your taste and not theirs.
  18. I've Made a Terrible Mistake: Somehow, everything's now shit. This little experiment went haywire and you may be sporting anything from the worst hairdo of your life to a Columbian necktie.
  19. FREE SPACE
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Erin Lindsay, Chicago PD, OTA

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[ooc- would like to perhaps continue with past threaders where possible.]
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*whistles innocently*

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[Because somehow you've got me envisioning a little interlude with Rey offering to wash Ben's hair while his arm is in that sling.]

:)))

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sarah connor | terminator: genisys

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[ m/f preferred; open to cross-canon but i'd love to see a kyle! if you've got questions, pm me or comment. ]
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[would totally do a wings AU for 12, too.]
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[Open to cross canon.]

19 - Applying Some Avvar War Paint?

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"Stop fidgeting. You're not going to be wearing your Lowlander armor for this anyway." Cullen was struggling with the Warden, trying to get him out of his overly heavy and cumbersome armor. He'd stripped the corpses of enough intruders into Red Lion Hold territory to at least know what he was doing, but Alistair's ticklishness was making it hard.

"You wanted our help, and what you're asking requires you be part of our Hold." His hands went to the Warden's shoulders to get him to stop moving and look him in the eyes.

"This ceremony is serious."

Ha, perfect!

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Clara Oswald | Doctor Who | OTA

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[Normally, Howard is meticulous in his grooming habits, but when he gets distracted by science, he forgets things like sleeping, eating, bathing, and shaving. Jarvis had dragged him away from the lab at some point and put him to bed - quite forcefully, actually.

He's managed to rise before his butler (for the first time in possibly forever), although he's not entirely certain what time it is (or what day it is) when he stumbles down to the kitchen in search of sustenance. So he's not exactly looking his best when he bumps into Clara after closing the refrigerator door, half a sandwich already sticking out of his mouth.]


Clrph-

[Pause, he puts the sandwich on a plate.]

Clara. I. Uh. Didn't expect you to be down here.

[He's still in his silk dressing gown, looking incredibly disheveled and a little confused.]

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Dia Kurosawa | Love Live Sunshine | f/f

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rebreathe: ({17})

/finger guns at

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[Hair as fabulous as theirs is not meant for cutting. Trims, yes, though even then never beyond to deal with fraying ends and such.

There was a time when, unaware of the implications apropos of the situation she'd forced them into; Kanan had been strongly inclined to disregard that and just go to a salon, let a hairdresser bring hers back to shoulder-length or less. What had changed her mind...?

She's still trying to recall while examining Dia's reflection in the mirror in front.]


Almost done, only the front's left. Your bangs have gotten pretty long.

/finger guns back

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Elizabeth Bennet | Pride and Prejudice | OTA

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[I'm happy to do a more modern AU if that helps.]
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clara oswald | doctor who | ota

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erwin smith β€’ attack on titan

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[ look, a guy's only got so many arms... ]
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6 & 9

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[ The training regimen Erwin had set for himself was a brutal one; he's eager to get back in his gear and figure out his functionality and mobility again, and Levi was there to help him whenever possible as he kept to the quieter hours of the morning or late at night when no one had to see him flail and fall. Today he'd been too high up and had nearly dislocated his good shoulder, and Levi knew from how he carried himself that it had hurt him pretty badly. He didn't move his arm much and had called an end to it tonight with an odd hollowness not often heard in his tone. A quiet little thing, but he'd noticed all the same.

The captain makes easy work of unbuckling Erwin from the gear and getting it packed up in his case, offering him an amused little smirk as he hefts both cases over his shoulder and he stands in front of him, waiting. ]


Come on then. It's not too late for a bath and you're filthy.

[ And cold, and scraped up pretty badly as far as he can see by the distant lantern light. And beyond that, in need of a shave. He offers Erwin his free hand to heft him to his feet. ]
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