vivalaopenpost ([personal profile] vivalaopenpost) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-09-27 05:34 pm

The Personal Hygiene Shipping Meme

The Personal Hygiene Shipping Meme


Personal hygiene is just that - personal. By the time we've come to a point in our lives where we notice that the concept exists and we should be prudent about it, we can take care of ourselves. There are also many practical reasons why we don't involve other people in this process. We're not too keen on showing off parts to be cleaned that are private in most contexts, and there's definitely an ingrained aversion to showing so much soft, fleshy skin. Hot water or a sharp razor could spell dangerous with a capital D should they come into the hands of someone with a vendetta against you. No need to be extra vulnerable.

So, if you're involving another person in your cleansing routines, it must be someone you trust. Not only that, but it's most likely someone you're comfortable with and likely at least somewhat open to being intimate with. You may not be dropping all your clothing in front of them, but it's still you opening yourself up to touching and closeness unparalleled in more "usual" moments.

Established and burgeoning couples (or not-so-couples) can bond through this showing of care and good faith. Will you like being pampered and find the attention endearing? Or will things go terribly, terribly wrong?

...you never should have let them near that shaving cream.

  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Smut is not required. Mention if you want/don't want it.
  • Reply to others and use the RNG.


  1. Comfort: You've decided to pitch in a helping hand to get your partner to unwind, and warm water or suds may do the trick.
  2. Romantic: The sole purpose of this endeavor is to set a lovey-dovey mood. No shame here!
  3. It Started Out Platonic...: What a good pal you are, volunteering to give your friend a good scrub. Of course, you didn't count on the cute way she squirms as you scrub her back or how he blushes when you shampoo his scalp.
  4. No Choice: Currently, you're unable to clean yourself up. That means that you need assistance, and it might as well be the person you lov- tolerate the most.
  5. Open: You have trust issues. Actually, you have backlogs of trust issues. Still, you want to show the person you love that you're willing and trying to change for them, and what better way than letting down your walls and having the assist in your grooming?
  6. Shave: Whether it's your face, your legs, or...your other places you've decided to shave, there's a certain intimacy involved in letting your lover do it for you. Let's hope they won't leave you looking like you got into a battle with a book with the paper cuts to prove it.
  7. Reluctant: They want to get you clean. You don't want to show off your body at all. It's injured, it looks weird, what if they don't like it...
  8. Forced: You love them, you really do, but you won't kiss them if they continue to look like an unwashed hobo clown. You have to draw the line somewhere, and if they won't take action, you will.
  9. Beat Up: You've been trampled in a fight. Your partner isn't about to let you wallow around in your own mud and blood.
  10. Hair: Some find that there's nothing quite as soothing as getting their hair washed or brushed. Of course, those with more luxurious locks may find any hair care a burden, so the assistance is appreciated.
  11. Make Up: They think you're beautiful already. See how they'll paint you up when they get the chance.
  12. Unique: If you're not human, you probably have your own proceeders you have to do to keep all spiffied up. There are wings with stray feathers to pluck, horns on heads to polish, scales to shave down, all sorts of tasks! Introduce your ignorant (and most likely human) boyfriend or girlfriend to your world...and your pain.
  13. Accommodations: Those with disabilities or prosthetics may also have their own routines, and anyone who wants to be with them should learn how to pitch in.
  14. Sponge Bath: You don't have enough water to do this right or you just want to give them a nice rub and scrub with a gentle sponge or wash cloth.
  15. Wound Care: In order for wounds to heal, proper care must be taken. Bandages have to be changed and cuts cleaned out. It's certainly easier when you don't have to do it all by yourself.
  16. Together: You're both cleaning up, taking a bath, splish splash, in the same tub because there's no where else to go. This is the most likely smut option, even if, again, it starts off "platonic."
  17. Clothing: Don't forget that clean clothes are an important part of personal hygiene. Always make sure your partner has a nice, fresh outfit, even if it's to your taste and not theirs.
  18. I've Made a Terrible Mistake: Somehow, everything's now shit. This little experiment went haywire and you may be sporting anything from the worst hairdo of your life to a Columbian necktie.
  19. FREE SPACE
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Erin Lindsay, Chicago PD, OTA

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[ooc- would like to perhaps continue with past threaders where possible.]
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Rey | SW: TFA | OTA

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alterheuristics: damn he's right i fucking love ships ("i heard you like ships")

sarah connor | terminator: genisys

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[ m/f preferred; open to cross-canon but i'd love to see a kyle! if you've got questions, pm me or comment. ]
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Sara Scofield ** Prison Break

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Mai | ATLA | OTA

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Wanda Maximoff | MCU

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[Either role!]
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sam wilson | mcu | ota

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[would totally do a wings AU for 12, too.]
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*whistles innocently*

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[Because somehow you've got me envisioning a little interlude with Rey offering to wash Ben's hair while his arm is in that sling.]
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Alistair | Dragon Age | OTA

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[Open to cross canon.]
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:)))

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[ooc: I have had the longest, worst day ever, but if Ben wants to get all sudsy, Rey will be available to assist.]
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[Normally, Howard is meticulous in his grooming habits, but when he gets distracted by science, he forgets things like sleeping, eating, bathing, and shaving. Jarvis had dragged him away from the lab at some point and put him to bed - quite forcefully, actually.

He's managed to rise before his butler (for the first time in possibly forever), although he's not entirely certain what time it is (or what day it is) when he stumbles down to the kitchen in search of sustenance. So he's not exactly looking his best when he bumps into Clara after closing the refrigerator door, half a sandwich already sticking out of his mouth.]


Clrph-

[Pause, he puts the sandwich on a plate.]

Clara. I. Uh. Didn't expect you to be down here.

[He's still in his silk dressing gown, looking incredibly disheveled and a little confused.]
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[personal profile] bosswald 2016-09-28 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Clara's surprised to see him up this early. He's been lost in his own thoughts and his world of science and innovation for a while, and she knows better than to interrupt him while he's hard at work unless it's an emergency. So she's contented herself by having Jarvis keep her company, and with doing a bit of shopping. Said shopping trip ended with more new clothes than she really needs, and one of the new things is the silky nightgown and robe that she's currently wearing.

There's a lot of things Clara can say about this time, but their fashion is amazing.

Both of her eyebrows arch as she glances from Howard, to his sandwich, and she reaches over to push it away from him. She wants to say that sandwiches aren't meant for breakfast, but she realizes that he likely has no idea what time it is, based on the look that's currently plastered on his face.
]

Howard.

[She greets him with an amused hint of a laugh, and a grin on her face. There's a cup of coffee in her hands, and she brushes past him to go prepare him one as well. Giving Howard coffee is always a risk, but he seems to need the energy this morning.]

It's only six in the morning. I was feeling a bit lonely, what with you leaving me to my own devices for so long, so I thought I'd console myself with coffee and watching the sun rise.

[She's not typically up this early if she can prevent it, but she couldn't sleep all that well.]

You look like you haven't showered in days. What is it you're working on, exactly?
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