Sunday Gen Texts

[1sts]

texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Comments

[untangle]

No, you squeeze it. It's a thing non-werewolf people use for stress relief.

....And don't throw it at me either. Not that it ..

Well you could probably make it hurt actually.

[formerweapon]

[He sends another, at this point he's just going through his likes and sending her some of his favorites.]

Oh! I just started watching them.

[givethemhale]

What good will squeezing a ball do? At least throwing it would get some of the energy out. Plus, I'm not stressed.

You're a little fragile, so probably.

[untangle]

It's just a thing people do. Point being it works for some people and thank you for reminding of that, Cora.

...You could always just use a rubber band against your wrist or something.

Do you want me to come pick you up?

[givethemhale]

It seems like a stupid thing people do. Not my fault you're easy to hurt.

So, hurt myself instead of hurting other people...you see why that's dumb, right?

Yeah, sure. One idiot versus many is always preferable.

[untangle]

It's meant to try to break a habit or distract you from the urge. It works for some people.

Is there anyone you don't see as an idiot?

gerome • fire emblem: awakening

[reticents]

[givethemhale]

I don't think I can break the fact that people are annoying.

Your dad isn't from what I've seen. Other people have moments where they aren't and moments where they are. Derek has some moments where he's not a complete idiot. And you've had a moment or two.

[untangle]

Well, it's a good thing I don't really need any self esteem building or anything.

What about Scott?

[exhaustingly]

Too bad, so sad.

[givethemhale]

You got mentioned in the not an idiot 100% of the time category. I'd say that's pretty good considering.

Idiot.

[untangle]

Where are you, anyway?

[bat_shit]

( she's halfway through typing an absolutely poetic response, oversharing and painting as vivid a picture for him as that enchantress lady had painted inside her head. but she pauses; re-reads his text and finds the muscle under her eye twitching. )

you didn't feed them? at all!?
no wonder bud almost bit off my hand, they musta been starving!

[bat_shit]

sad you ain't telling better jokes :\

[givethemhale]

Coffee shop.

[untangle]

Because that's helpful.

Which one?

jem walker, in the flesh.

[medals]

[maltreat]

no.

( you see: )

funnily enough, daddy had more pressing concerns to take care of than feeding a coupla mangy, flea-bitten furballs.

[internalmonologue]

[ S-scary ]

Just for today then <_<;;

[yellowbellied]

Lance
Are you free for the next hour? I need some assistance.

[refactor]

Ok that's actually kind of fair. In theory. But I mean the real shirt-ruining murders are the ones on Pandora, and there like who cares if you have blood on your shirt so does friggin everybody. If I'm on Helios? Yeah should change my shirt. But my employees are fantastic you know because they go out of their way to not bleed on me when they're dying.

[ logic ]

But yeah. Point taken. And as such, you're totally right that I deserve a super badass and bloody way to go out if I'm gonna go out (which pfft as if)

If I tell you what detergent I use you're going to go buy it so that you smell like me. I know this for a fact. So that's weird babe

[crackshot]

I guess not.

Why are you so worried about the afterlife? Didn't think it'd bother you much, girlie.

[jackhole]

[ give him a moment to process that brand of logic, jack. just... just a moment, yeah. ]

So, what... happens if they bleed on you?

[ since they're already dying and everything. also he feels like adding on a "yeah, you'd never die" is probably a little too much so he instead says nothing and goes to the topic that requires a more urgent response. ]

HEY IM NOT

[ yes he is, he knows this. fuck. ]

Isn't it better I smell LIKE you instead of actually smelling you??????

[ CHECK AND MATE, JACK. ]

[refactor]

They're rewarded for their persistence and get to live obviously

Haha jk I burn down their house or something

Or let my girlfriend kill their dog

Just depends on how I feel that day honestly?

[ what did you really expect ]

uh...

Technically yes but it's still creepy either way pumpkin

[jackhole]

This is why I don't own a dog.

[ yes, this specifically is why, of course. rhys, you're an idiot. ]

It's not that creepy, Jack. I was just looking for a compromise here.

[ he's going to do one of these things, let him do the less weird one. ]