Sunday Gen Texts

[1sts]

texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Comments

[maltreat]

no.

( you see: )

funnily enough, daddy had more pressing concerns to take care of than feeding a coupla mangy, flea-bitten furballs.

[bat_shit]

can't be a very good daddy if he does that to his children

[maltreat]

think of it as teaching them a lesson, m'kay?

( tough love or something. )

anywho, you're here now. no doubt mommy will go back to spoiling the boys rotten.

[bat_shit]

( oh yes she absolutely will. )

i'm thinking kobe steaks for the next week.
but bud n lou weren't what i was talkin about.

[maltreat]

then what were you talking about?

[bat_shit]

kids
actual kids, baby
did i ever tell you what i name them in my head?

[maltreat]

i'm not sure i get the joke, my dear.
but, please, by all means, explain it to me.

( even though he hates when she has to do that. )

[bat_shit]

it's not a joke puddin'

( so thorough honesty isn't making much of a splash. in fact it's kinda bellyflopping so hard the wave hits the stands, and two seconds after sending that text, harley backtracks. )

naaah i'm kidding.
it was a joke, just not a very good one. needs some work on the delivery.

[maltreat]

if it's a laugh you're looking for, then look no further.
they don't call me joker for nothing, you know.
ha! 😂

[bat_shit]

hahahahayou're right
i oughta leave the punchlines to you, puddin, you always get everyone giggling!

[maltreat]

there, there.
you're just outta practice from your time away.
but don't worry, baby. we'll soon fix that.
i'll set them up, you knock 'em down.
so, how about it, sweets?

[bat_shit]

sounds like a plan to me, daddy
let's go find some pins
hit some strikes ♥