Sunday Gen Texts

[1sts]

texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Comments

[jackhole]

[ give him a moment to process that brand of logic, jack. just... just a moment, yeah. ]

So, what... happens if they bleed on you?

[ since they're already dying and everything. also he feels like adding on a "yeah, you'd never die" is probably a little too much so he instead says nothing and goes to the topic that requires a more urgent response. ]

HEY IM NOT

[ yes he is, he knows this. fuck. ]

Isn't it better I smell LIKE you instead of actually smelling you??????

[ CHECK AND MATE, JACK. ]

[refactor]

They're rewarded for their persistence and get to live obviously

Haha jk I burn down their house or something

Or let my girlfriend kill their dog

Just depends on how I feel that day honestly?

[ what did you really expect ]

uh...

Technically yes but it's still creepy either way pumpkin

[jackhole]

This is why I don't own a dog.

[ yes, this specifically is why, of course. rhys, you're an idiot. ]

It's not that creepy, Jack. I was just looking for a compromise here.

[ he's going to do one of these things, let him do the less weird one. ]

[refactor]

Nnnnope it's definitely still creepy. Why do you want to smell like me exactly? That's

Seriously just buy my official aftershave or something

[jackhole]

But it's not the same? The aftershave is brand name Handsome Jack while the laundry detergent is just Jack and --

Why am I explaining this to you? You're making it weird!

[ yes, rhys, jack's the one making it weird. ]

[refactor]

Uh need I remind you that you're the one that wants to smell like me?? You're the one that started this, dumbass!

[ though tbh it's probably just "generic laundry detergent" that he's been buying for like a decade and hasn't bothered to change ]