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Someone's Asleep In My Bed!

So you wake up in the morning - or maybe you're about to go to bed - and to your utter surprise...

There is someone in your bed. What do you do now?
 

RULES:
1. Post with your character, with the name and series in the subject line
2. Reply to others. Are you in their bed? Are they in yours?
3. ???
4. PROFIT

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[whippings]

[Franziska awakens with a jerk once her protective covers of warmth are cruelly stolen from her; she grapples for the sheets with her fingers, trying to cover herself up again.]

Urk-

[She glares at the perpetrator...she's never see this man, nor this room before. Her heart starts beating faster and the adrenaline kicks in - before she's bothered to really consider it, she's raising a hand to slap him.]

You maaay have mentioned something to that effect ^_~

[tragic_clown]

[The glare of daggers which greets him is enough to make any man to fear, if not their legs turn to jelly! But he feared not! For he was Luke Atmey, Ace Detective!]

AHA! My deductions are never wrong...[He holds up a finger as if he were performing before an audience, despite the fact that it was just the two of them. And her scorn too, he is wary of!]

But rather than a fiend, I find...A young lady in my bed.

His hands will draw behind his back, stepping out of arm's reach.]

Madam, I am indeed remiss to have awoken you so abruptly but you must be mistaken as to whose bed this is! I do not recall your face, as lovely as it may be, to have graced my humble abode of Earthly Delights afore.

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[whippings]

[After her hand meets nothing but air, she forms an angry fist and continues to hold it up. She's so angry she can barely stop herself from shaking.]

I do not know why you brought me here, but if you try to impede my departure, I will ensure that you are very sorry indeed.

[tragic_clown]

. . . My Lady Anger, you stirreth sore, which I note, you should be comforted to know...

[He speaks a bit hurriedly as he levels himself, trying to keep out of harm's way given her rather adverse reaction!]

I did not in fact bring you, nor will I impede your anything, as the case may be. As a gentleman, I, Ace Detective Luke Atmey, shall promise to humbly arrange for someone to escort you, should that be your wish.

[whippings]

[Well, that had been a better response than she had been expecting, but... there were still certain things that hardly made any sense. Like, why she was here at all. The implications of such maintain her rage, and when she speaks she's almost spitting:]

Don't worry, I am quite capable of calling the police on my own!

[tragic_clown]

Then here: Use mine!

[He gestures to the antiquated-looking phone on the bedside.]

Some of those officers are but cheap imitations of what a real gentleman should be, brutes in garish uniform. But I, my dear lady, will not begrudge you your comforts. I am but a humble civil servant, after all...I, who defeated the terrible phantom thief who would steal from the coffers of the city so blindly! Justice weeps sore, to have not heard the arrest of such a criminal. And yet I, you would think me on their level, just like all the rest of the disbelievers who place trust in no one..!

[Dramatic. Because it's always drama with this one. He likes to think he has panache.]

...Would you care for a cup of tea, while you wait?

[whippings]

[She ignores both his suggestions, turning her head with a roll of the eyes and speaking into the phone once her call is answered.]

Ah, yes, I'm currently in the presence of a very peculiar and foolish kidnapper. I do believe he wishes to turn himself in.