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Someone's Asleep In My Bed!

So you wake up in the morning - or maybe you're about to go to bed - and to your utter surprise...

There is someone in your bed. What do you do now?

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1. Post with your character, with the name and series in the subject line
2. Reply to others. Are you in their bed? Are they in yours?
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4. PROFIT

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[Soooo...

...We're both asleep, huh?]

[Indeed! That is...Well. He's suddenly quite awake because there's something...warm. In his bed. And this is unusual! Had he ventured any closer he would have touched flesh. Instead he groggily lifts his head and STARES. What. Is. This. ]

. . .

[There must have been a really wild precinct party the previous evening because he really doesn't remember inviting a prosecutor over....]

I beg your pardon, Sir Prosecutor...! But I'm afraid I think you have the wrong room!

[Perhaps he is becoming far too accustomed to waking up accompanied by strangers in his bed that he doesn't immediately react out of shock or fear. Instead, he groggily blinks open, looking up at the man beside him.

This face is vaguely familiar, perhaps from a newspaper or online article or something of the sort.]

'Sir Prosecutor...'

[He groggily repeats the words, easing up to sit upright, rubbing the back of his head and the sleep out of his eye. Obviously, this person knew who he was...]

[Only by merit of the finer fabrics he saw that the other wore--along with his prosecutor's badge--and his BRILLIANT deductions. Yes. Quite. And Edgeworth will be thus greeted to his...rather prominent profile. Since he is staring down at him so pointedly.]

At last! The truth has once again been elegantly revealed to me! ...ZVARRI! I am to predict that you have in fact, slept in many a stranger's bed before (or you would not be so nonchalant about this).

Tell me then, Sir Prosecutor...Can you recollect the previous night's revelries, or have they escaped you?

Edited 2012-08-06 05:51 (UTC)

...

Please pardon my impertinence, but who the Hell are you?

Ah, yes! I beg your pardon, Sir Prosecutor!

Ah, but of course you should desire to know who I am! It should be the natural and proper course of business and a gentleman's duty to introduce himself! The name is Atmey. Luke Atmey...Ace Detective.

[Offers that winsome smile, a gloved hand lifting in a flourish.]

And your name...? Pray tell, I cannot continue to address you so impersonally as merely "Prosecutor". A man should have a name, as well as title!

Ah, Luke Atmey, is it? I've vaguely heard of you. Though...I find one thing to be quite odd. How were you to know that I am a prosecutor not yet knowing who I am?

Aha! I have no doubt that you have! Zvarri...! My good sir, is it not already obvious?

[He dips his head in what could have been a bow, except now he's polishing his monocle.]

By the very merit of my profession, it's quite simply...what I do. I am Luke Atmey, Detective Extraordinaire! Logic and deduction are to be wielded as my tools. By the finesse and powerful observations of my brilliant mind, no less.

Be that as it may, if you are to choose to withhold such information, rest assured I will deduce that as well.

...Miles Edgeworth.

Hee hee hee hee hee hee ...

Precisely as I expected. My estimation was indeed correct! Miles Edgeworth, the renowned and esteemed Prosecutor, whose legendary status boasts a perfect record!

I too have my own record...But, alas, I cannot quite compare—

Well, since you are here, I shall welcome you to my humble abode...Relax and soak up the atmosphere!

[He gestures to the grandiose bedroom, which is obviously ostentatiously styled because he's Atmey. Four poster bed and european style everything yes.]

Thank you, Detective Atmey. ...I can safely say that I am soaking in something, that is for certain... ~~[Dem Keywords]~~

[He looks about. In any case, they both appear to be clothed, which is rather nice to realize.]

[He has a rather strange view of the world, if you hadn't noticed. KEYWORDS indeed.

And yes, well, he is not that sort of fellow...As the case may be. ]

Shall I arrange for a spot of tea then? Since we are merely two professionals, the finest at our trade! What is a day to wake up to without tea, after all?

Edited 2012-08-06 06:57 (UTC)

...Indeed. Well, I seldom refuse a finely-brewed cup of tea...

Very good...! I shall arrange for some, promptly!

[And thus, the Detective will jump from the mattress to the floor, and disappear for a short while....Retrieving said tea with a tray, along with cream and sugar if that tickled his fancy.

Normally he does not serve guests like this in his home so Edgeworth was quite lucky!]

Earl Grey! Brewed to perfection, of course. Help yourself, Sir Prosecutor.

[He sets it on the tea table in the middle of the room.]

Thank you.

[Hesitantly, he sips.]

You are quite surprisingly unfazed having a stranger show up in your bed, yourself.

[It wasn't poisoned!...Or at least, so far as the other might be able to tell. Atmey generally does not poison his guests.

The reaction to his words however, result in another of those strange laughs and a maniacal grin.]

Hee hee hee...Versatility is among my many skills! I have learned, in my travels, to take in stride what others might be dumbfounded by!

...

...Indeed.

No doubt...you yourself are wondering how you came to be here, I expect.

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Luke Atmey | Ace Attorney!

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LOL This is the crackiest thing ever.

Damn right

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I love that face there. xD;

I love your Luke, pfft

Thank you, my dear~ Your Edgeworth is luff, also.

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