Six words to rule them all...

[snakesocks]

SIX WORD STORIES
Just like back in the LJ days.

• Write a story in six words.
  
• Based off the sixwordstories/smuttysixwordstories comms that were created based on this story from wired in which they asked authors of all genres to write six word stories.
  
• Each comment should be in it's entirety, exactly six words.
  
• Your comment can contain more than one story. Just number or letter them like tfln.

Comments

Han Solo || Star Wars

[twelve_not_fourteen]

1. Blaster jammed at the worst time.

2. Did you change the entry code?

3. Listen. I'll pay you back triple.

4. That doesn't make me a prince ...

1.

[lastofthejedi]

[With a little smile.] Are you so certain it was the blaster's fault?

Buffy Anne Summers ☇ BtVS

[daughterofsineya]

1.) So I guess the party's cancelled?

2.) (Stake out, all Slayer energy.) Hey.

3.) It's your fault for being cute.

4.) (Exhausted and bruised.) Can I retire?

4

[tweedandglasses]

[He gives her a little half-smile, raising his brow up at her over his glasses.]

I'm afraid you don't really have that option at the moment, Buffy.

Cassidy | Preacher (TV)

[bloodandwhiskey]

1. Yer just really overthinkin' it now, mate.

2. I'm not gonna drink yer blood.

3. [ Passes the joint. ] It's all shite.

4. The new Bieber album's not bad.

4

[usynlig]

[With a smile tweaking the corner of his mouth:]

I'll have to take your word for it. [Not his style but, hey. He's not judging so much as he is curious and mildly amused.]

Todd the Wraith // Stargate Atlantis

[commandshumor]

1. *In a prison cell* Now what?

2. I will take that under advisement.

3. There's a lot more about Wraith.

4. (Post your own)

Dr. Gregory House | House MD

[house_of_cane]

1. Have you considered maybe you're stupid?

2.[ He glares. ] It's a pain problem.

3. Cheaters will always cheat. Yes. Always.

4. We'll all end up dying alone.

3

[lieu_murphy]

And eventually they always get caught.

Mabel Pines | Gravity Falls

[alpha_twin]

1. You've earned yourself a sticker! BWOMP!

2. I tried to smell the glitter.

3. Yeah! As long as we're together!

4. I don't wanna grow up anymore...

5. How could you lie to me?

1

[sellsthneeds]

Er--well, uh, thanks?

...wait, is this a scratch-and-sniff sticker?

Relm Arrowny | Final Fantasy VI

[paintbrushes]

1: Whose bright idea was this? [ Hers. ]

2: For gods' sake, just kiss [him/her/them]!

3: Hold still. Painting. [ Run away now. ]

4: Gimmie the dog when you die.

3

[inanimum]

Is it gonna be much longer..? I-I can't keep holding this up forever...

[ Vivi looks a little distressed and quite tired. Who knew standing around holding things was going to be so much work? ]

Agent Texas | Red vs Blue

[a_shadow]

1. Don't tell me what to do.

2. You're not who I waited for.

3. To tell you the truth, no.

4. My gun is better than yours.

5. Ship exploded, leaving me no choice.

Agent York | Red vs Blue

[howkickassiam]

1. Don't know what you mean, bro.

2. Left my life without a trace.

3. Logic isn't what it should be.

4. Green and gold look good together.

5. I never found her at all.

Princess Buttercup | The Princess Bride

[onlycomparedtosome]

1. No wilting flower would I be.

2. I waited just long enough here.

3. Strength is what you make it.

4. I don't know what to do.

5. Waiting turned out just all right.

john watson | sherlock | ota

[nothingeverhappens]

1. No, trust me. I'm a doctor.

2. [Arguing with chip and pen machine.]

3. Let me buy you a drink.

4. We're always running out of milk.

5. Not the strangest thing that's happened.

Riddhe Marcenas | Gundam Unicorn

[riddleofthebox]

1. I can't believe she dumped me.

2. She jumped out of a plane.

3. Now I have my own Gundam.

4. I won't let him destroy everything.

5. [glaring at his screen] Fucking newtypes.

6. [Pulls the trigger. Immediately regrets it.]

7. [there's vomit floating around the cockpit.]

8. I kinda fucked up. Big time.

Kara Thrace | Battlestar Galactica

[badcoverband]

1. I was an idiot. Forgive me?

2. You're getting an ass-kicking in five...

3. Ever flown into a storm? Sucked.

4. I don't wanna question booty calls.

[conscire]

I've only seen what it can do to our ships. I wouldn't have thought that flying into one was a sensible option.

Poe Dameron | Star Wars: TFA

[xwingpoetry]

1. Well, that was a close one.

2. I blame Snap completely for this.

3. I would hate to disappoint her.

4. Just have a drink with me.

5. We've got something they don't have.

5

[withpunching]

Desperation and zero funding?

john connor | terminator 2

[johnconnor]

1. Ok, I need a minute here.

2. You can't be serious with that.

3. Yeah, ok, pal. Thanks for that.

4. But she knew... she always knew.

2.

[dangersuntold]

Do you really think I could make this up? Glitter. Everywhere.

Leonardo | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[leonardo-leads.insanejournal.com]

My brothers are driving me crazy.

dante ( devil may cry 3 )

[dnte]

1. Looks like I've been stood up.

2. What? Did you think I forgot?

3. That's enough bedtime stories for you.

4. Hands off the client you freak.

Midnighter | DC Comics

[withpunching]

1. I see pain in your future.

2. You can't fool the fight computer.

3. Got a problem that needs fixing?

4. Rammstein, Dead Kennedys, Madonna. I'm eclectic.

5. Just one drink. It can't hurt.

1

[ugly_inside]

You chargin' by the minute, Miss Cleo?

John Constantine | Constantine/DC

[needsnewbusinesscards]

1. I couldn't believe she'd shoot me!

2. Epitaph: he shouldn't have touched it.

3. Random fact: I have trust issues.

4. Friends never stay, they always leave.

4

[bloodandwhiskey]

Aye, that might be true, but take it from me, mate, If yer lucky enough t'have friends at all, it's best yeh appreciate 'em while yeh got 'em. Nothin' yeh can do about the leavin', but that don't mean yeh can't have them good memories, too.

Jesse McCree {Overwatch} OTA

[imthequick]

1. She's meaner than a wet cat.

2. You could piss off the Pope.

3. Fast as a herd of turtles.

dick grayson | dcu

[aptness]

1. [ half asleep: ] Just five more minutes.

2. Might want to reconsider that decision.

3. Oh, come on. Rock trumps scissors.

3

[withpunching]

Clearly you don't know how to use scissors properly.

virginia payne | original character (urban fantasy) | ota

[trashgoblin]

1. It's cool. Happens all the time.

2. So: what're you looking to buy?

3. [In your bathroom. Rifling through cabinets.]

4. [Laundromat. Ass o'clock.] That one's mine.

5. Woah, jesus! What're you crying for?

[ginny is an opossum guide with a small array of loosely-defined powers. magic is low-key in her world, so mundane characters are still welcome to tag her! i'm very open to setting (mutants are a-okay as well). she can offer small services as far as finding things/people, warding places, or catalyzing events/others' spells. she has limited insight to the future but, mostly, she can sense current potential, and can see right through illusions. your character might have been directed to her to buy a service, or they might have no idea about any of this. up to you!]

3

[foreverfritz]

[Bleary eyed, coming into the bathroom because of the noise, the djinn is just going to stare at you for a bit.]

Why are you here?

The Once-ler | Dr. Seuss | ota

[sellsthneeds]

1. I am not a bad guy.

2. Progress is progress---progress must roll!

3. Why are you mad at me?

4. There's plenty of trees, relax, man.

Rey | SW:TFA | OTA

[thesefirststeps]

1: You really think that's gonna work?

2: Trust me, okay? We got this.

3: I have something to show you.

4: You wanna get out of here?

5: Do we have to get up?

Three. We have to have three.

[twelve_not_fourteen]

[Han points to his chest questioningly.]

tyler lockwood | the vampire diaries | ota

[bondbreaker]

a. [Shotgunning a beer, ignoring your warnings.]

b. Just saying... its not like that.

c. [Slowly getting obviously angry, growling faintly.]

B

[blacksheepwolf]

It's what it looks like, if you're not going to explain.