Six words to rule them all...

[snakesocks]

SIX WORD STORIES
Just like back in the LJ days.

• Write a story in six words.
  
• Based off the sixwordstories/smuttysixwordstories comms that were created based on this story from wired in which they asked authors of all genres to write six word stories.
  
• Each comment should be in it's entirety, exactly six words.
  
• Your comment can contain more than one story. Just number or letter them like tfln.

Comments

Han Solo || Star Wars

[twelve_not_fourteen]

1. Blaster jammed at the worst time.

2. Did you change the entry code?

3. Listen. I'll pay you back triple.

4. That doesn't make me a prince ...

Buffy Anne Summers ☇ BtVS

[daughterofsineya]

1.) So I guess the party's cancelled?

2.) (Stake out, all Slayer energy.) Hey.

3.) It's your fault for being cute.

4.) (Exhausted and bruised.) Can I retire?

Cassidy | Preacher (TV)

[bloodandwhiskey]

1. Yer just really overthinkin' it now, mate.

2. I'm not gonna drink yer blood.

3. [ Passes the joint. ] It's all shite.

4. The new Bieber album's not bad.

Todd the Wraith // Stargate Atlantis

[commandshumor]

1. *In a prison cell* Now what?

2. I will take that under advisement.

3. There's a lot more about Wraith.

4. (Post your own)

Dr. Gregory House | House MD

[house_of_cane]

1. Have you considered maybe you're stupid?

2.[ He glares. ] It's a pain problem.

3. Cheaters will always cheat. Yes. Always.

4. We'll all end up dying alone.

Mabel Pines | Gravity Falls

[alpha_twin]

1. You've earned yourself a sticker! BWOMP!

2. I tried to smell the glitter.

3. Yeah! As long as we're together!

4. I don't wanna grow up anymore...

5. How could you lie to me?

Relm Arrowny | Final Fantasy VI

[paintbrushes]

1: Whose bright idea was this? [ Hers. ]

2: For gods' sake, just kiss [him/her/them]!

3: Hold still. Painting. [ Run away now. ]

4: Gimmie the dog when you die.

3

[inanimum]

Is it gonna be much longer..? I-I can't keep holding this up forever...

[ Vivi looks a little distressed and quite tired. Who knew standing around holding things was going to be so much work? ]

[paintbrushes]

Don't talk! That's moving!

[ hmph. ]

Just a little longer, gosh! You can't rush perfection. And- there! Done!

[inanimum]

Oh gosh... I'm sorry!

[ Wait, that's talking. He shuts his mouth, waiting as patiently as he can until she's finished. He looks excited and hurries over to take a look at what she's done. ]

C-can I see?

[paintbrushes]

Of course!

[ She reveals the painting to him - It's Vivi, surrounded by moogles, with a chocobo chick at his feet. ]

See, there's you! And I gave you some moogles, too! And- watch this!

[ And the painting comes to life - the moogles float around the canvas, and the chocobo chick runs around Vivi's painted feet happily. ]

Agent Texas | Red vs Blue

[a_shadow]

1. Don't tell me what to do.

2. You're not who I waited for.

3. To tell you the truth, no.

4. My gun is better than yours.

5. Ship exploded, leaving me no choice.

Agent York | Red vs Blue

[howkickassiam]

1. Don't know what you mean, bro.

2. Left my life without a trace.

3. Logic isn't what it should be.

4. Green and gold look good together.

5. I never found her at all.

Princess Buttercup | The Princess Bride

[onlycomparedtosome]

1. No wilting flower would I be.

2. I waited just long enough here.

3. Strength is what you make it.

4. I don't know what to do.

5. Waiting turned out just all right.

4

[tweedandglasses]

[He gives her a little half-smile, raising his brow up at her over his glasses.]

I'm afraid you don't really have that option at the moment, Buffy.

john watson | sherlock | ota

[nothingeverhappens]

1. No, trust me. I'm a doctor.

2. [Arguing with chip and pen machine.]

3. Let me buy you a drink.

4. We're always running out of milk.

5. Not the strangest thing that's happened.

1.

[lastofthejedi]

[With a little smile.] Are you so certain it was the blaster's fault?

three.

[bestdamn]

( She scoffs ) Like I haven't heard that one before. I'm not waiting.

Riddhe Marcenas | Gundam Unicorn

[riddleofthebox]

1. I can't believe she dumped me.

2. She jumped out of a plane.

3. Now I have my own Gundam.

4. I won't let him destroy everything.

5. [glaring at his screen] Fucking newtypes.

6. [Pulls the trigger. Immediately regrets it.]

7. [there's vomit floating around the cockpit.]

8. I kinda fucked up. Big time.

Kara Thrace | Battlestar Galactica

[badcoverband]

1. I was an idiot. Forgive me?

2. You're getting an ass-kicking in five...

3. Ever flown into a storm? Sucked.

4. I don't wanna question booty calls.

Poe Dameron | Star Wars: TFA

[xwingpoetry]

1. Well, that was a close one.

2. I blame Snap completely for this.

3. I would hate to disappoint her.

4. Just have a drink with me.

5. We've got something they don't have.

[conscire]

I've only seen what it can do to our ships. I wouldn't have thought that flying into one was a sensible option.

john connor | terminator 2

[johnconnor]

1. Ok, I need a minute here.

2. You can't be serious with that.

3. Yeah, ok, pal. Thanks for that.

4. But she knew... she always knew.

Leonardo | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[leonardo-leads.insanejournal.com]

My brothers are driving me crazy.

dante ( devil may cry 3 )

[dnte]

1. Looks like I've been stood up.

2. What? Did you think I forgot?

3. That's enough bedtime stories for you.

4. Hands off the client you freak.