tuesday sexting;

[soxting]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

Rey | SW:TFA | OTA

[thesefirststeps]

Re: Rey | SW:TFA | OTA

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

Meant for Leia while he's drunk: Hey princess, my blaster is loaded and ready!

tyler lockwood | the vampire diaries | ota misfires; m/m shipping

[bondbreaker]

jeremy gilbert | the vampire diaries | ota misfires; m/m shipping

[ofthefive]

javier rivas - mindgame | original | m/m

[coaccion]

((OOC: misfires more than welcome!))

ethan | teen wolf | ota misfires; m/m shipping

[packwannabe]

[inurpersonalspace]

You do know I was driving when you sent me that picture, right?

isaac lahey | teen wolf | ota misfires; m/m shipping

[outofthefreezer]

caroline forbes » the vampire diaries

[coy]

peter parker . mcu . m/m

[amazingwebber]

Darlene Alderson -- Mr. Robot -- OTA

[rootaccess]

misfire of the century, original text not even that sexy

[nulliverse]

love, you have got to stop giving my number to people you pick up at bars
you know very well i'm not the jealous type
and i know you just get too drunk to remember yours and mine's at the top of your contacts
but i'm not fielding any more booty calls and dick picks for you
there's a limit even to our love
get your number tattooed across your forehead
xoxo

Tulip O'Hare / Preacher [AMC] / OTA

[hardtop]

Tony Stark | MCU | OTA

[starkian]

tj hammond | political animals

[jetsets]

Lucifer Morningstar | Lucifer | OTA

[hellicious]

[No crosscanon deities. No castmates for m/m. No minors (21+)]

Natasha Romanoff | MCU

[bozhemoi]

(f/m shipping; ota lols)

akiko yosano / bungou stray dogs / ota

[aesculapius]

Wanda Maximoff | mcu

[alayavedma]

Kira Yukimura | Teen Wolf

[electrikira]

[ex_protects662]

[maybe stiles commandeered his phone and decided to try and spice up their sex lives, or maybe scott was feeling frisky and actually sent it himself. the who behind the situation doesn't really matter at the end of the day because, one way or another, kira is going to receive a video message that brings to the harsh light of reality that this is something her boyfriend actually has stored on his phone, whether it be for five minutes or five months. it might be time to re-evaluate, gurl.]

Jesse Custer | Preacher [AMC flavor] | OTA

[heypreacher]

[ohare]

so you didn't take a vow of abstinence or anything, right?
not that that means anything, God being a big ol' flakey no show and all

Roxanne Morton | Kingsman | OTA

[newlancelot]

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | m/m

[snarkycomments]

figured using the new one is better than last week's!

[stoleaheart]

Every time I realize you totally wanna get into my pants I get a self-satisfied boner.
A boner that isn't going anywhere near you.

sam wilson | mcu

[parashoot]

[weekend_avenger]

Okay new pick up line, totally better than the fell from heaven one. Ready?

tulip o'hare / preacher

[ohare]

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | M/M

[littleredridingstiles]

[accidentalpha]

So... The other night was kind of awesome, right?

elliot alderson - mr. robot

[cds]

[ pls misfire at him

alternatively, get ready for a supremely awkward time ]

a very wrong misfire

[curiousnotmalicious]

i wanted to lick that frozen yogurt off of your lips

Bokuto Kotarou { Haikyuu!! }

[horned_owl]

{m/m for shipping, ota for misfire}

[volleymama]

Bokuto, while I'm flattered you like me, I'd prefer not to wake up to ten pictures of your junk.