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bakerstreet2016-07-29 12:08 am
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MINOR INJURIES MEME

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.
INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.
HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.
WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.
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Er, yeah. Yeah, your well-being matters to me. But it's not wrong for you to decline. You have the ability, so by all means, use it.
[Slowly, he shifts his arm, hissing slightly from the lingering pain, but glad that the bandages hold steady even when he moves.]
Feels good so far. Okay. One down.
[Carefully leaning forward, he takes some time to pull off a boot in order to undo his trousers and roll it off one leg completely, revealing a bloodsplattered and stained, white thigh-high stocking. Gingerly, he starts rolling its hem down a bit, down past his knee, so he can try to contort his body a bit and inspect the damage.]
Why, oh why, couldn't it have been on my lap instead.