MINOR INJURIES MEME

[meemz]

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

 

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Comments

[76problems]

I'm not being defensive. [Said the old man, defensively.

The pats makes him glance at the spot, unsure how to receive it for a moment before he straightens up and shakes it off. Even if the age difference wasn't as much as it was between him and one of the youngest in Overwatch, he still felt a little silly taking such reprimand from the other.] Fine, I'll keep it in mind for the next time.

[Before they discovered a field full of turrets. That seemed to be the smarter choice, the unsaid part that was holding up all of their shame.]

Agreed. I'm gonna go talk with the others about training early in the next few days when we get back. I trust you'll attend? [He wasn't sure how things between the Shimadas were currently, but considering that he and Hanzo seemed to be on some sort of even footing, 76 wanted to believe it was working for the better.]

[yakiniku]

[While part of it was him having a bit of fun, there was some constructive feedback embedded in it. If there ever came a time when he was made to lead his own team he would probably be just as reluctant to hear any outside opinions so he couldn't really blame 76 for that.

Hanzo's not sure how much they could do to prepare for an area peppered with long range high powered turrets, but if they all trained together it could help with their cohesiveness as a team.] I will be there. It will be beneficial to all parties. [The Genji issue was still complicated, but at the very least he was willing to try. Which was why he was even working with Overwatch in the first place.]

Thank you. For listening as well as the first aid.

[76problems]

Good to hear. [It takes some weight off his shoulders, not having to worry about one thing over the other. He even relaxes briefly at the answer, paws at the back of his head to run fingers through his hair. A noise and he shakes his head at the gratitude. ] It was no problem.

C'mon, we should head back. [Reaching behind Hanzo for his beacon, takes in a breath.] I'm not good at "bonding".

[yakiniku]

[Hanzo is feeling well enough to test his range of motion despite the lingering soreness, and he's satisfied with it for the moment. He could still wield his bow again should the situation call for it, but he was positive the fight was over for today. He simply nods at 76's words and steps aside as the other reaches past him.]

Interesting. We have something in common. [The expression on his face is one of mild amusement, but it fades quickly when Winston announces over coms that they have plans for extraction back to the watchpoint.]

[76problems]

[76 is fighting the instinct to favor his wounded side as he picks his gun back up, settling again in front of Hanzo. He watches the other carefully, trusting his judgment but wanting to make sure things are fine for himself.] You trying to make a joke?

[There might be amusement in his voice. Still, he listens to the comm and shakes his head, motions.] You can try again on the way back.

[yakiniku]

[THE END?]