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The Body Heat Meme



Post with your character! They're now stuck in a very cold place of your choice. It can be anything, such as a freezing chamber, a cavern or a small cabin in the midst of a blizzard. The choice is up to you.
Comment around! Now your character has some company in this bone-chilling environment. The two of them share two things in common: clothes completely unfitting for this weather (be they summer clothes or even lingerie) and a blanket.
A blanket? Yes, just one warm blanket and no other ways to escape the cold. The two of them will have to share it in order to stay alive in this weather. Don't worry, you're sure to find a common language in this terrible situation!
So, uh, have fun, I suppose. Try to not freeze to death!
Protip: friction and body heat are both excellent ways to fend off cold.

Comments

[gonerouge]

If this isn't good enough to share the blanket between us, then one of us is going to have to sit in the other's lap or something.

[nostalgicas]

Whoa whoa whoa, that's where I cross the line. "Sit in the other's lap"? Are you even listening to yourself?!

[gonerouge]

Then don't complain about how cold you are.

[nostalgicas]

How can I not complain!? [ GRUMBLE GRUMBLE ] There has to be another way to warm up!

[gonerouge]

Well, there is another way. But you're not going to like it.

[nostalgicas]

[ y u gotta say it like that bro ]

... okay. I am reeeeally going to regret this... but... what's the other way.

[gonerouge]

[wait, he honestly doesn't know? how did this guy survive this long?] One of the quickest ways to warm up is to get naked.

[nostalgicas]

[ BY PURE LUCK ]

Nope. Nope. Nadda. Not in a million years!!!

[gonerouge]

And that's exactly why I didn't recommend it! So suck it up buttercup.

[nostalgicas]

[ he lets out a groan ]

How do you even know about that? [ a pause ] Don't tell me you've actually done it before...!?

[gonerouge]

Yes, why? It's been scientifically proven that it helps warm your body temperature.

[nostalgicas]

[ YOU'VE LIVED A WEIRD LIFE KEITH WTF ]

How does being naked help!?

[gonerouge]

If you're cold, then it's a high possibility that the clothing you have on isn't retaining any of your body heat. [he gestures to his clothes that have definitely seen better days.] When a cool body comes into contact with a hot body, some of the warmth will get transferred from the warmer to the colder body.

[nostalgicas]

How was I supposed to know we'd be stuck here?! [ inb4 Keith gives a "you should always be prepared" speech. ]

... do we have to be entirely naked though... can't it work with just shirts off or something? [ bc like hell is he getting naked in front of you ]

[gonerouge]

[gives him a rather pointed look.] It... should be fine if we both decided to keep our underwear on. Maybe a shirt-- but it won't be as effective.

[nostalgicas]

[ he groans ] I can't believe this is happening... if you tell anyone about this...! [ despite his complaining, he's reluctantly taking his jacket off... ]

[gonerouge]

Why would I want to tell anyone about this?! [this is just as embarrassing for keith as it is for you buddy. and with that he slides his jacket off.]

[nostalgicas]

For blackmail! [ you seem like the guy who'd use it as blackmail!!! he's taking his shirt off now, starting a pile for his clothes. he reaches down to start undoing his pants... but hesitates, not sure if he's ready to do this. in front of Keith. ]

[gonerouge]

[keith, on the other hand, gives no fucks. and starts shimmying out of his pants as soon as he's free of his shirt/jacket.] Why would I use this to blackmail you when you have enough to blackmail me too?

[nostalgicas]

[ omg bro, you're going too fast-- ] Because.... because! [ ok so that's not a proper reason, but still. it's convincing to him!! taking a deep breath, he finally undoes the button, shimmying out of his own pants finally before kicking them into his little pile ]

[gonerouge]

[just staring at you tbh before he scoots closer with the blanket. don't make this gay bro.]

[nostalgicas]

[ YEAH WELL THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR U BRO. he scoots closer as well, reluctantly leaning closer towards the other so they can share the blanket better ]

[gonerouge]

[well at least he stopped shivering. so thats...good.]

[nostalgicas]

[ yes, but now it's awkward as hell. do they talk about something? do they just sit here in agonizing silence while practically naked next to one another??? ]

[gonerouge]

[except this is totally normal to keith, so lol!!!] So...