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The Body Heat Meme



Post with your character! They're now stuck in a very cold place of your choice. It can be anything, such as a freezing chamber, a cavern or a small cabin in the midst of a blizzard. The choice is up to you.
Comment around! Now your character has some company in this bone-chilling environment. The two of them share two things in common: clothes completely unfitting for this weather (be they summer clothes or even lingerie) and a blanket.
A blanket? Yes, just one warm blanket and no other ways to escape the cold. The two of them will have to share it in order to stay alive in this weather. Don't worry, you're sure to find a common language in this terrible situation!
So, uh, have fun, I suppose. Try to not freeze to death!
Protip: friction and body heat are both excellent ways to fend off cold.

Comments

[nostalgicas]

[ YOU'VE LIVED A WEIRD LIFE KEITH WTF ]

How does being naked help!?

[gonerouge]

If you're cold, then it's a high possibility that the clothing you have on isn't retaining any of your body heat. [he gestures to his clothes that have definitely seen better days.] When a cool body comes into contact with a hot body, some of the warmth will get transferred from the warmer to the colder body.

[nostalgicas]

How was I supposed to know we'd be stuck here?! [ inb4 Keith gives a "you should always be prepared" speech. ]

... do we have to be entirely naked though... can't it work with just shirts off or something? [ bc like hell is he getting naked in front of you ]

[gonerouge]

[gives him a rather pointed look.] It... should be fine if we both decided to keep our underwear on. Maybe a shirt-- but it won't be as effective.

[nostalgicas]

[ he groans ] I can't believe this is happening... if you tell anyone about this...! [ despite his complaining, he's reluctantly taking his jacket off... ]

[gonerouge]

Why would I want to tell anyone about this?! [this is just as embarrassing for keith as it is for you buddy. and with that he slides his jacket off.]

[nostalgicas]

For blackmail! [ you seem like the guy who'd use it as blackmail!!! he's taking his shirt off now, starting a pile for his clothes. he reaches down to start undoing his pants... but hesitates, not sure if he's ready to do this. in front of Keith. ]

[gonerouge]

[keith, on the other hand, gives no fucks. and starts shimmying out of his pants as soon as he's free of his shirt/jacket.] Why would I use this to blackmail you when you have enough to blackmail me too?

[nostalgicas]

[ omg bro, you're going too fast-- ] Because.... because! [ ok so that's not a proper reason, but still. it's convincing to him!! taking a deep breath, he finally undoes the button, shimmying out of his own pants finally before kicking them into his little pile ]

[gonerouge]

[just staring at you tbh before he scoots closer with the blanket. don't make this gay bro.]

[nostalgicas]

[ YEAH WELL THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR U BRO. he scoots closer as well, reluctantly leaning closer towards the other so they can share the blanket better ]

[gonerouge]

[well at least he stopped shivering. so thats...good.]

[nostalgicas]

[ yes, but now it's awkward as hell. do they talk about something? do they just sit here in agonizing silence while practically naked next to one another??? ]

[gonerouge]

[except this is totally normal to keith, so lol!!!] So...

[nostalgicas]

So... [ he has no idea what to do now. now that they're next to each other. naked. ]

[gonerouge]

[they got underwear on!!!!] What was it like in the garrison after I left?

[nostalgicas]

[ ... OKAY BUT HE FEELS NAKED. IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH ]

... honestly? A... little intimidating. [ not that it was possible to tell, considering his cocky attitude 90% of the time ] I'm pretty sure Garrison hated my guts...

[gonerouge]

Really? I find that hard to believe coming from you of all people. You never really showed it could be, at least.

[nostalgicas]

That was me trying to be cool about it.

[ he goes quiet, before asking a question of his own ]

... would you go back to the garrison if you were given the chance?

[gonerouge]

[he looks up in thought.] Probably not. I learned a lot? But a majority of the instructors were rude pricks. And besides, I probably know all the stuff that they'd teach me if I ever did decide to go back.

returns to this 10 years later????? rip

[nostalgicas]

Yeah, tell me about it... [ he's dealt with his fair share of rude teachers. and while he might have deserved some of the reprimanding for being class clown... some of the things they said stung. ]

... heh. Of course. You weren't top of the class for nothing. [ lance? jealous? of course not...... ]

yaaas

[gonerouge]

I worked hard to get where I was, same as you, right? Since I remember you saying you were able to become top in the fighter pilot class after I left, right? So? [he's not... quite sure why lance is jelly when he did just the same?] None of that was ever handed to me, Lance.

[nostalgicas]

[ he gives a long sigh ]

Yeah, but that's where we differ. You're naturally talented. I work my butt off but sometimes it feels like it isn't enough. [ -- well, he pretends he works hard. half the time it's his ego talking ]

Honestly, it was pure luck that I became top fighter pilot. I'm good, but I guess that wasn't enough. Iverson made sure to remind me of that constantly.

[gonerouge]

No I'm not, I guess it looks like I'm naturally talented? But I struggled with concepts too. I spent a majority of my time with a book to my nose. The librarian had to actually kick me out a couple of times when curfew hit because I lost track of time. I'm sure you had moments like that too.

[he frowns as he clicks his tongue against his teeth.] Iverson's a prick who talked out of his butt most of the time.

[nostalgicas]

... uh. Yeah. Sure... [ except not really. half the time he was too busy getting into shit with Hunk as his unfortunate accomplice. oops.


at keith's comment about Iverson, lance lets out a sigh ] Yeah, I guess... doesn't mean some of it didn't sting...