memesmemes ([personal profile] memesmemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-07-23 02:32 pm
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[personal profile] multimedia 2016-07-24 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Since I have to incorporate them into this project that counts for 70% of my grade this semester, thank you. It was just an example, don't take it so literally.

Come on, Brian, it wasn't that bad. You got to (probably) piss of at least two heteros - you can't tell me you didn't enjoy it at least a little bit.
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[personal profile] heterophobe 2016-07-25 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Like you couldn't ace the course with your eyes closed. Go back without me. Tell them I was on drugs and you hardly know me. I'm sure you can think of something creative.

And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

[personal profile] multimedia 2016-07-25 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to tell them anything because I'm not going back. I'm not paying twice.

Next you'll be shaking your cane at kids and telling them to get off your lawn.
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[personal profile] heterophobe 2016-07-25 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Fortunately, I only have to worry about the homeless on my stoop and not heathens. Aside from you, of course.

[personal profile] multimedia 2016-07-25 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't be a legitimate old geezer without at least one heathen hanging around to raise your blood pressure. I'm your favorite. You can say it.
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[personal profile] heterophobe 2016-07-25 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck off. I don't have high blood pressure but I am strongly considering purchasing something to cane you with.

[ he would never but anything to spite Justin for bringing age and sentimentality into this conversation. ]

[personal profile] multimedia 2016-07-25 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, not into it. Not even if it's you.
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i swear they will bicker into infinity. or one of them will anyway.

[personal profile] heterophobe 2016-07-25 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Save your apology. I'm not into it either, not as more than a passing joke.

I'd rather keep it pleasurable for everyone involved.

hahaha. one of the many, many things i love about them.

[personal profile] multimedia 2016-07-25 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
You never know. The mysterious Brian Kinney could still have some secrets I haven't uncovered yet. I'm glad that isn't one of them, though.

Now THAT I'm into.
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they are pretty entertaining!

[personal profile] heterophobe 2016-07-25 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes, when nobody else is around, I think of how many more orgasms I could have if I only had another dick.

[ truly, he's a philosopher. so very, very deep and without any interest in being forthcoming with his secrets as usual. ]

What's not to like? Everybody goes home happy, unless there's a round two. Or three.

[personal profile] multimedia 2016-07-25 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm telling everyone.

In which case they go home happy but also unaware that they'll never find anyone else who can fuck them as well as you can. You're a double-edged sword.
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