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[personal profile] heterophobe 2016-07-25 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Fortunately, I only have to worry about the homeless on my stoop and not heathens. Aside from you, of course.

[personal profile] multimedia 2016-07-25 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't be a legitimate old geezer without at least one heathen hanging around to raise your blood pressure. I'm your favorite. You can say it.
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[personal profile] heterophobe 2016-07-25 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck off. I don't have high blood pressure but I am strongly considering purchasing something to cane you with.

[ he would never but anything to spite Justin for bringing age and sentimentality into this conversation. ]

[personal profile] multimedia 2016-07-25 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, not into it. Not even if it's you.
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i swear they will bicker into infinity. or one of them will anyway.

[personal profile] heterophobe 2016-07-25 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Save your apology. I'm not into it either, not as more than a passing joke.

I'd rather keep it pleasurable for everyone involved.

hahaha. one of the many, many things i love about them.

[personal profile] multimedia 2016-07-25 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
You never know. The mysterious Brian Kinney could still have some secrets I haven't uncovered yet. I'm glad that isn't one of them, though.

Now THAT I'm into.
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they are pretty entertaining!

[personal profile] heterophobe 2016-07-25 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes, when nobody else is around, I think of how many more orgasms I could have if I only had another dick.

[ truly, he's a philosopher. so very, very deep and without any interest in being forthcoming with his secrets as usual. ]

What's not to like? Everybody goes home happy, unless there's a round two. Or three.

[personal profile] multimedia 2016-07-25 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm telling everyone.

In which case they go home happy but also unaware that they'll never find anyone else who can fuck them as well as you can. You're a double-edged sword.