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[waitingforsin]

suddenly naked meme .

rules .
✗ post your character
✗ tag to others
✗ you are now butt ass naked. have fun.

scenarios .

one. walked in on
oh, hey have you seen my-- never mind, I'll come back later.

two. changing
like walked in on, only part of you is naked and you're not fapping.

three. streaking
oh, you sexual deviant you. you just want to run around with your balls or your titties flapping in the wind.

four. skinny dipping
there's some water and there's you naked in the water.

five. nudist beach
because everyone wants to see everyone else naked.

six. shower
you're now taking a shower with someone.

seven. dream
you know that dream you had where you went to school naked? well like that, except you're doing your entire daily schedule buck ass nude.

eight. free for all
did I miss something? do you just want it to all hang out? whatever, pick your poison.

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[st_a_rk]

Pepper have you seen my-




[Usually this is the other way around, is all he can think for the moment.]

hahahaha

[very_tasteful]

[In Pepper's defense she'd gotten a stain on her usual office outfit and being the most prepared person ever, she had a spare top in her car. She'd thought she'd be safe enough in changing in his work space. Because of the safe guards, obviously.

Then Tony rushed in and she hadn't quite gotten her top completely buttoned. Blushing fiercely, she crosses her arms over her chest. There's still a fair eyeful of cleavage showing though]

I can explain!

it was irresistible

[st_a_rk]

Huh?

[The great and loquacious Tony Stark, reduced to single syllable utterances.

Pepper should be very proud.]

Uh. Hallway!

[Because right. He turns briskly on his heel and is right out the door.]

I don't blame you

[very_tasteful]

[Pepper had never blushed so hard in her entire life. Then again, this was the first time her boss had walking in her her half-dressed. At least he hadn't ogled her.....

After a few minutes, she joins him out in the hallway. Completely dressed and looking just as prim and perfectly proper as ever]

I...

I had a stain on my top, alright?

[st_a_rk]

Plausible, if tragically PG, Miss Potts.

[He tells her, still grinning ear to ear.]

And if I ever speak of it again you have my permission to punch me.

[very_tasteful]

That would be too predictable.

[Meaning she'd strike him where it hurt at any moment, should he speak of their earlier encounter]

Need I remind you how many times I've walked in on you buck naked?

[st_a_rk]

Which is why I propose that this remain a complete non-issue. A mere blip on the 'see friendship' function between Pepper and Tony. If I were still allowed facebook.

[Which, when he had it, was a series of PR catastrophes.]

[very_tasteful]

Deal.

And you still haven't earned back your facebook privileges, just so you know.

[st_a_rk]

But-



[Pause.]

-actually, that's fair.

[very_tasteful]

[Pepper manages a small, almost shy smile]

Maybe if you didn't always end up naked on your facebook posts.....

[st_a_rk]

Not always. I'm sometimes drunk.

[very_tasteful]

If sometimes means all the time.

[But she's willing to drop this. Really she is]

Anyway...you didn't see much did you?

[st_a_rk]

Um. No?

[He likes her enough to lie to her! Even if he is shit at it.]

[very_tasteful]

[And Pepper knows him well enough to spot a lie, but for dignity's sake, she doesn't dare call him on it]

So, what was so urgent that you needed my immediate attention earlier?

[st_a_rk]

Right. I had an idea for a press conference-

[Launching them back into real life. Even if he'll privately store the memory for quite a while.]

[very_tasteful]

You had a productive idea for something other then your suit?

[She's just teasing, but really she's sort of proud of you Tony]

Well, send it to me in an email. I dropped off a pile of papers that need your signature too, so get those back to me pronto alright?

[st_a_rk]

Yes ma'am.

[He says, dutifully.

You should flash him more often, Pepper, he's trotting off to do as told now.]