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suddenly naked meme .

rules .
✗ post your character
✗ tag to others
✗ you are now butt ass naked. have fun.

scenarios .

one. walked in on
oh, hey have you seen my-- never mind, I'll come back later.

two. changing
like walked in on, only part of you is naked and you're not fapping.

three. streaking
oh, you sexual deviant you. you just want to run around with your balls or your titties flapping in the wind.

four. skinny dipping
there's some water and there's you naked in the water.

five. nudist beach
because everyone wants to see everyone else naked.

six. shower
you're now taking a shower with someone.

seven. dream
you know that dream you had where you went to school naked? well like that, except you're doing your entire daily schedule buck ass nude.

eight. free for all
did I miss something? do you just want it to all hang out? whatever, pick your poison.

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[Is 6 okay with you?]

[Right now I don't feel comfortable with f/f kind of stuff, but if you want to make them bffs I'm okay with that]

[I can do that. I already had a platonic plot idea in my head, but still, I can reroll for something that would be better for you? I don't mind, really. I'm just tagging people by random tonight =D]

[Nah, a shower scene is fine with me as long as it doesn't turn sexual XD ]

[Somewhere, an alarm clock gets slapped into silence for the fifth time in a row. The silence continues for exactly nine more minutes before the routine of alarm and slap starts up again, only this time, it ends with the sound of bare feet running down the hall into the bathroom where Angela shoves back the shower curtain and hops in ignoring the fact that Pepper's already in the shower.]

Skootch over. I'm late for work.

[This is what happens when you become friends with Angela. She stops believing in the term personal space.]

[Pepper Potts, by contrast, is completely on schedule from the very moment she opens her eyes to the very last second she leaves their shared apartment. Always had been. Always would be. Angela could practically set her clock by Pepper's movements, that's how precise she ways.

She steps to the back of the shower when Angela requests she move, allowing her friend the warmest and most direct route to the hot water. All she had to do was wash some suds out of her hair and then she'd be out of Angela's hair]

I did try to wake you up.

[Angela could, but that would mean she would actually have to follow said clock and that's just something she could never do a day in her life, much less in the morning after pulling an all night party bender.

With access to the water, she grabs the bar of soap and begins scrubbing at the old makeup that she didn't manage get to before faceplanting only mere hours ago.]

When? I swear I didn't hear you.

About fifteen minutes ago. You rolled over and mumbled something.

[Angela was a very spirited room mate, that's for sure. If Pepper had wanted, she could have moved out a long time ago and gotten an even comfier apartment, but she preferred her current environment. Plus, who would look after Angela in the mornings]

I already turned on the coffee maker before getting in the shower. It should be ready any minute now.

[She steals enough warm water to wash the suds from her hair, before ducking out of the shower and covering herself with two towels. One for her body, the other for her hair]

Next time, just open my mouth and pour the coffee in there. It'll probably work faster.

[It certainly seemed like Angela needed a babysitter in the mornings. She was good in the afternoons and evenings, but any time with AM after it, and she was a complete zombie pre-caffeine injection. It's a wonder she's coherent enough to hold a conversation right now.

She makes quick work of the rest of her body, grabbing the shampoo and rubbing it in with large, almost harsh circles before shoving her head under the stream. This is no time for a relaxing scalp massage.]

Do we have any bagels left? Or leftovers? I really don't want what the cafeteria's serving up today with a side of corpse stench.

I don't think you'd like that.

[Pepper comments. A few minutes later there's the sound of a blow dryer running]

Should be a few bagels left. The diet kind though....

[Which wasn't always to either of their tastes, but what's done was done. Pepper makes her way out of the bathroom and begins spreading butter over her own breakfast bagel]

Pepper have you seen my-

[Usually this is the other way around, is all he can think for the moment.]

[In Pepper's defense she'd gotten a stain on her usual office outfit and being the most prepared person ever, she had a spare top in her car. She'd thought she'd be safe enough in changing in his work space. Because of the safe guards, obviously.

Then Tony rushed in and she hadn't quite gotten her top completely buttoned. Blushing fiercely, she crosses her arms over her chest. There's still a fair eyeful of cleavage showing though]

I can explain!

Huh?

[The great and loquacious Tony Stark, reduced to single syllable utterances.

Pepper should be very proud.]

Uh. Hallway!

[Because right. He turns briskly on his heel and is right out the door.]

Edited 2012-07-31 05:15 (UTC)

[Pepper had never blushed so hard in her entire life. Then again, this was the first time her boss had walking in her her half-dressed. At least he hadn't ogled her.....

After a few minutes, she joins him out in the hallway. Completely dressed and looking just as prim and perfectly proper as ever]

I...

I had a stain on my top, alright?

Plausible, if tragically PG, Miss Potts.

[He tells her, still grinning ear to ear.]

And if I ever speak of it again you have my permission to punch me.

That would be too predictable.

[Meaning she'd strike him where it hurt at any moment, should he speak of their earlier encounter]

Need I remind you how many times I've walked in on you buck naked?

Which is why I propose that this remain a complete non-issue. A mere blip on the 'see friendship' function between Pepper and Tony. If I were still allowed facebook.

[Which, when he had it, was a series of PR catastrophes.]

Deal.

And you still haven't earned back your facebook privileges, just so you know.

But-

[Pause.]

-actually, that's fair.

[Pepper manages a small, almost shy smile]

Maybe if you didn't always end up naked on your facebook posts.....

Not always. I'm sometimes drunk.

If sometimes means all the time.

[But she's willing to drop this. Really she is]

Anyway...you didn't see much did you?

Um. No?

[He likes her enough to lie to her! Even if he is shit at it.]

[And Pepper knows him well enough to spot a lie, but for dignity's sake, she doesn't dare call him on it]

So, what was so urgent that you needed my immediate attention earlier?

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hahahaha

it was irresistible

I don't blame you

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