bakerstreet | tfln.

tfln.

tfln. you know what to do.

a. Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?

b. No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything

c. I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow

d. [ your text here ]

I suppose member of my family is not the appropriate response?

[1/2] oh...yeah...that's actually a really good point

[2/2] which reminds me I hope you have another sleepover, I almost got to help autopsy a guinea pig but then I feel asleep before it started....

You know you're welcome whenever you wish. Mother seems to consider you a second daughter

[1/2] what? Are you serious?? Ugh I feel like I was somehow born in the wrong family

[2/2] Dads great but Delia makes me wonder if I'm being punished for something awful I did in a previous life

Or you are being tested for a greater life yet to come. You could be a great necromancer at some point

[1/2] god I wish...that would be awesome

[2/2] I don't know why people think you're so mean; you're always so encouraging honestly

I tend to answer banal questions with brutal honesty. Despite it being frequently referred to as the best policy, I have yet ot discover a favorable reaction to my honest responses. I believe the saying is a fallacy.