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leonard "bones" mccoy | st aos

[hypostrophe]

a. We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say babe you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
b. Acid is not a Monday night drug.
c. Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face in the emergency room, it's officially Spring Break.
d. He's doing fine. He just headbutted the wall and threw up.

[alpha_squad_leader]

Considering that you're the one that gives that name, I figured you wrote it.

Considering I didn't have any luck last night, I doubt it.

[pivotpoint]

They did it for fun, not as a disguise. I bet you would look nice in a dress.

[yakiniku]

So ask me about those things instead.

[maidaein]

I had no idea I was that tasty

I do remember you feeling *very* good though

[mishandles]

You seem like the type to either be possessive over your underwear or hopeful someone's going to fuck you and call you if you leave them behind.

[ is jessica joking? we just don't know. she doesn't emoji. ]

[flashbanging]

sure do wish i could

don't work that way sadly

[xxxdiexxx]

it's not.

[CONTINUES INSULTING]

a

[outer_space]

Die.

[survivra]

Speak for yourself. I'm not the one speaking nonsense.

[da_champion]

And? I have no trouble bragging about our explicit details. It will make me horny however.

[thedigimonqueen]

I have that with someone too. Not that he'd ever take advantage of it or has tried to...such a gogglehead sometimes...

I'm on my way. Btw, this 'annoying frustrating' stuff doesn't have anything to do with him, or is it something else entirely?

rip courier tag

[chronalaccelerator]

Hmmm...

oh! KA... BOOOOM! 💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[She's trying so hard to sell this because she knows it probably is not as impressive as the deafening sound of an actual explosion, especially when it doesn't precede the sort of chaos Junkrat seems to enjoy! But hopefully in the very least it can distract him long enough to keep him from blowing up his phone.]

[scrapture]

IM NO A JACKASS YOURE A JACKASS

Re: 4

[knighttech]

"Well considering I've turned him down before I don't think he'll be to surprised at least." The head technician just smiled in amusement, it wasn't abnormal for men to wonder if she was actually female by how engrossed she was in her work compared to socializing.

"Though tempting, my luck he's going to take it as a sign of hope if I send him out for some." Amusing image though of the hopeful 'heres your booze! When can we go out?'

[scatterflower]

Your moans were a pretty big turn on too.

And thanks! You were really good with your tongue too, btw.

2.

[noplaceintheworld]

That sounds about right for one of Tony's parties.

[cradler]

dude, it's not going to catch on.
have you gotten anyone else to do it??

look, i got the plan in spite of your instructions. admit it.
if i get fried by the galra, it'll probably be your fault.

and i thought we decided pew-pew wasn't right.

[underachievement]

It was a long night I took him for a walk

[cradler]

... why were you a modifying a garbage can?

[underachievement]

[ all hail team bonershrinker ]

Oh hell yeah
I'd drive the shittiest car you've ever seen

[partnerinlaw]

Nooo comment.

[It's just so hard to tell. To be insulted or not?]

You're awfully judgmental for someone with a random naked guy in your bed.

[maidaein]

Launching spells quickly and cleanly means having a very swift tongue

Glad to see it got elsewhere in life

5.

[furiousface]

Whatever you say, boss.

[cradler]

50 bucks says whatever it is is in your room.