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No, the dog is fine. I think Lancer still has an imprint of your shoe on his face, though.

Only sometimes.

And Detective Decker would be?

SORRY ABOUT THAT, MY BOY!

I GET A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY SOMETIMES, I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU, I SWEAR.

And I'll finish it. Winner gets... I don't know. What does the winner get?

oh

yeah, i forgot about that.

Are you on a soapbox?

So for this one i can be boss or friend, but for orgasms just the boss?

[Totally teasing her now.]

Who told you that I was nice?

The logical conclusion is if you want something sturdy to sleep on you should probably sleep on me.

1. Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex

2. this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.

either way he's in for disappointment

3. Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?

4. he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.

5. I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my thigh hickies

6. [choose your own adventure]

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I WASN'T IGNORING YOU, I ASSURE YOU! I WAS MERELY DISTRACTED DELIVERING JUSTICE!

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and maybe I'll keep paying it.

Be careful out there! At least until I'm available to patch you up.

If this is you fishing for birthday presents again, I'm actually impressed.

Usually you start off with something reasonable, and work your way down to the truly terrible stuff.