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[thedevildoeswearprada]

Supposedly part of it is known as God's country.

[Oh the irony.]

Yes, all of them and you can even spend some time in Lux too.

[flank]

NO.

[murdocksboy]

As a result of collapsing futon accidents?

[rockysmash]

only if u cite ur source. DAISY JOHNSON, KEEPER OF THE BOOBS OF GLORY.

you should log on sometime for drunk Minecraft. theres some fellow youtubers i play with, humans. you can keep your webcam off & we can post it on the channel. its SUPER FUN.

B - TRK

[yourhandsyoureyes]

What did you almost do this time?

[im_ironman]

Nah I'm usually the one that takes the pizza to those.

rey | star wars

[rummage]

1. I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
2. Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted

[ultraviolents]

no, they just knew who my father was. i don't get invited to half the parties i attend.

[matreshka]

Knowing this particular guy, you're probably not wrong, but you don't think 4 is overkill?

[im_ironman]

Good. Because I don't wanna get out of bed today.

3

[unfollowing]

[lmao you fucking idiot.]

just trim next time

C

[trustseveryone]

... oh my god...

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[conner_el]

Hey, don't mention it. Like, maybe give a guy a little warning next time, but it's fine.

You doing alright?

oh dear, are we both canonblind?

[originmyth]

[Well that wasn't what he meant by it, but he won't say no to ever more material wealth being dropped into his lap. He'll hardly think of it, in fact. Rich people problems.]

Boastful. You won't be able to say as much once I'm done with you.

[Be careful how you talk to a King; he answers every challenge mercilessly.]

[flank]

A "quest for vengeance" is by definition "serious".

[bombing_blonde]

and an orgasm cracked your back. Did you masturbate too hard??

[trustinthedevil]

We'll talk about it over breakfast.

[unloading]

[ no shit. things she's done, he figures she drinks all the time or very rarely. gonna go ahead and put all his chips on very rarely. ]

I had an old way, it's gone now
Don't you go trying to fix me. Could call up one of your coworkers if I felt like another round of that shit

[rising_tide]

u also have to put that on my tombstone. here lies daisy, her tits were immaculate.

you may break up with me for this, but I don't understand minecraft.

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[big_blue_boyscout]

You actually weren't that terrible.

3

[gundogs]

Well, now it's ruined. Thanks for that.

[im_ironman]

Rhodey is a blabbermouth.

I'm on probation, they haven't been cut off completely.

Dean Murphy | OC

[nyc_merlin]

1. Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.

2. My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.

3. You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.

4. Thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. The pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.

5. Text him!

[helical]

must really hurt, huh?

[dorkvader]

[Rude]

You are also the product of one of my better life choices.