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Is this a subtext that you're going to try that skill on me?
1.) Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
2.) Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
3.) There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
4.) U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night.
2.) Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
3.) There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
4.) U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night.
1. What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention?
2. I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there.
3. Are you still rolling around in the snow?
4. Text him!
2. I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there.
3. Are you still rolling around in the snow?
4. Text him!
[m/f for shipping, prefs in journal. cw compliant.]
1) Woke up to food on the counter from Chipotle, Taco Bell and On the Border take out. Explain?
2) I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
3) Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
1) Woke up to food on the counter from Chipotle, Taco Bell and On the Border take out. Explain?
2) I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
3) Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Tio I dont want to hear this.
1. Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
2. Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
3. I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
2. Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
3. I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
i. just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. missing you already
ii. don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
iii. who was more unwelcome: the two of us at the party last night, or kimmy gibler at the tanner residence?
iv. drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
( alternatively, you can text him. )
ii. don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
iii. who was more unwelcome: the two of us at the party last night, or kimmy gibler at the tanner residence?
iv. drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
( alternatively, you can text him. )
1. Too bad. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
2. Seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza.
3. Okay, who stole my couch?
4. Text him!
2. Seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza.
3. Okay, who stole my couch?
4. Text him!
Hey prick, what's happening?
(OOC, sorry not sorry, she's a troll. Please don't hate me. *hides*)
(OOC, sorry not sorry, she's a troll. Please don't hate me. *hides*)
1.) One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
2.) Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
3.) I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
4.) There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
2.) Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
3.) I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
4.) There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Frame should be fine. The real issue is the wheels. I can replace those with stuff we've got on board.
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