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[allaboutmeme]

 

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[voicelog]

i'll save the "lecture" for another day then.

be there at around 16:00. wear something comfortable.

[sketchycharacter]

Well in that case I think I can come up with a proposal that will be mutually beneficial.

[teamperv]

Who knows.


Then it shouldn't be a big deal to spill the name, Wash.

[unloading]

You got too much heart to live with the work

OOC

[thedevildoeswearprada]

You are most welcome. ♥

[flightpath]

[ Damn. Llane you suck.

Must. Act. Casual.]

I'll split what he gives me with you, 50-50?

[mylawn]

[that's what he THOUGHT]

Off my back, Chief.

[partnerinlaw]

[Sorry, Jess, that's totally unintentionally awful!]

Well, I do have great hands. So there's that.

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[sensitively]

yeah well I just had an orgasm on my refresher floor, so there's a first for everything I guess

[shadowblends]

that would depend. are we talking about punishment like water-boarding? because that's extremely sadistic.


[ooc: still trying to wake up! XD how about you~?]

c.

[busdriver]

mongolian vodka? might be all you think it's good for.
i don't know how discerning you are.

HIIII it's so good to see avac muses

[themanofiron]

Yeah but he still complains like he isn't. And supposedly he hates cheese now. I mean who hates cheese??

[amorexmachina]

Can you give them instructions to just plow through the front door with their car? This woman might be a serial killer. Or a biology teacher. Either way my life is in danger. If I die here and you're the only one who even knows where I am - you and some uber driver - I am finding out how to make ghosts a reality and haunting all electronics near you.

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[scrapture]

WHY NOY

jeremy gilbert | the vampire diaries | ota; m/m shipping

[ofthefive]

A) Stoner safety tip: Don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. It won't work. Trust me.

B) I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath... sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.

C) There's only so many times you can 'almost die' during sex before you just start expecting it from the supernaturally powerful psychopaths you fuck.

D) Text him!

[deadmeat]

22. get on my level ;)

[mylawn]

[we don't talk about that]

"Functional"

[gbpp]

Got a crowbar?

[ex_boning176]

It was you, wasn't it? Also, I think I might be gay.

[stiles you are not even a little bit slick.]

Cloud Strife | Final Fantasy: Dissidia

[bladebeams]

1. Let's just say their oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.

1. I just found out my mom named after her fake I.D. from college.

1. What do you even do with girlfriends? Like, do you just buy her dinner and then leave?

4. Text him!

[kingtocamelot]

Oh, well that's all right then.

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[toa]

could barely keep your pants up.

[tearsinnajar]

This should be good. Whatcha got, big guy?

[prettycoolguy]

[ They will continue this conversation later he is sure.

AND HE WILL BE LITERALLY ON YOUR BACK, 76, YOU JUST WATCH HIM. ]

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[secondnature]

that's because you decided to blend it up with pancakes to make uh

more goo.

did you really have to make more goo, lance?