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[allaboutmeme]

 

Yuh

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[mageia]

if i'd be effective
wouldn't that make me not terrible?

[voicelog]

i'll pick you up at 17:30. fair?

[busdriver]

what do you want if you do it?
what do i get if you can't?

[rockysmash]

maybe im just polite & keeping it to myself. or thought it was just wishful thinking on my part.

i want drunk daisy here. next time u have mondo vacay time, ill have a bottle of something drunk inducing in the house. dont usually keep it around since i can't GET drunk.

[gbpp]

Do you need a new bed instead?

[recalibration]

i'm not gonna lie to you, nat
i finished it like...10 min ago

oops

[duskwoods]

[ It's almost as though she knows her husband and just what he'd do. Guess who's taking his phone and is making a counter offer. ]

You get your life and happiness if you don't help him and let him deal with this on his own, brother.

The couch is very fitting for this particular king. More fitting than the bed. The bed is for people who don't yell at their wives while drunk.

[tearsinnajar]

Maaaybe. Let's say I'm open to negotiations.

[gbpp]

That's ego talking isn't it?

[fromqueens]

Okay, complete honesty, Mr. Barnes. I was doing an experiment on whether or not my metabolism processed alcohol at a faster rate than other people. It does, but it also is not immune, which I learned the hard way.

I couldn't go home, my Aunt May would've killed me. So after I threw up on Sam's shoes he dropped me off here. I might have eaten all your frozen pizzas also.

[complying]

[Comes with being a superhero, tbh.]

you'd hear him
civilians won't
unless he falls off

damon salvatore | the vampire diaries | ota; m/m shipping

[predatoryspecies]

A) This place is dumb. No-one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism right now.

B) I cannot say for certain that I didn't blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point...

C) Do you have anything to do with the knife sticking out of my ribcage... or the burning pain in my ass?

D) Text him!

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[ex_forcechoke292]

I'm fairly certain that's not how the Force works.

hmm, without that this will get awkward fast, text is good!

[playfulsong]

Gifts?

tony | hlm

[ktfo]

1. duh the nights gonna nuts a bum died in front of the house b4 we left

2. after last night my booze related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13

[thedevildoeswearprada]

And why not? Think of it as work experience while Daddy's on vacation.

3.

[thecanarylives]

I'm gonna level with you, Alfred. I really can't. But I think it's safe to blame Dick and the handle of whiskey that I definitely did not force him to drink, no matter what he says.

tyler lockwood | the vampire diaries | ota; m/m for shipping

[bondbreaker]

A) Just because you're home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you should act like a nudist.

B) You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if 'sleepy' means you sleepied around with four of the six guys there.

C) It was the moment he pulled out my bag of shackles that I knew I was fucking screwed.

D) Text him!

[smarter]

the first step to self acceptance is admitting it. i'm glad you've shared this moment with me, buddy.

[ it was stiles, he did it. ]

[playfulsong]

Boo, I thought it was all the way sadistic.


(OOC, how are you?)

[thedevildoeswearprada]

And you willingly live there because...?

[underachievement]

[ lmao wow foggy. if you only know how sick that comeback just was you'd be sad ]

You're doing yourself
A spade is a spade anywhere, especially on the bathroom floor

[notasoldier]

[ Dammit, Rhodey. ]

It's nothing. Just another day at the office. What's for dinner, dear?

2.

[smarter]

nope, not happening. last time i played that game there was a massive dislodging....issue.

tl;dr my windpipe is not a fan.

[cradler]

someone has to do it. the last thing this team needs is your brain functioning less than normal.
and attacking my gloves is just stupid.