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[allaboutmeme]

 

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[apostasizing]

Freedom? That's all.
You don't have the standard levels of ambition to go with an ego that large...

[dorkvader]

You never had any qualms about my killing separatists.

[thedevildoeswearprada]

900 bonus points for an old lady.

[mylawn]

[A mystery, indeed.

But look, now that he's up here, he's not going to make the effort to leave. It can happen in...a minute.]

Maybe I want to see what so great about hanging around on the roof.

[dorkvader]

Care to see which it will be?

[It's not a proper conversation if he doesn't offer to kill her at least once.]

[murdocksboy]

You know, I appreciate that, but the blind thing seems to be doing surprisingly well for me.

It's a noble thing you do for your country.

[ofthefive]

GOD NO.
I meant he won't leave me alone... this morning I woke up and he'd arranged all my bedroom furniture while I was sleeping.
Your brother's dick is going nowhere near my ass.

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Why would I do that, it's not like you come up in our conversations about murders.

[Though he might now have to bring it up during his next therapy session.]

[shelbycobra]

Hahaha. No. I just want to qualify well for this race.

[dorkvader]

Are they?

Well, that makes it a little awkward.

[turnedouthuman]

Because people talk about their families sometimes. It's a way of getting closer.

[Wait, no, Adam, think. Father is trying to impress someone]

And... the father-type can impress people?

[stepahead]

Fine, hopelessly.
Nice job, however... using your pedantic nature to avoid the matter at hand.
I knew you'd try your hand at being manipulative one day. It brings a tear to my eye, so proud.

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Either way, good luck.

[manhandled]

[The standard reply of beautiful women always produce the proper effect would have been sent, had Laslow's brain not been at odds with itself, because the next thing he knows, his thumbs are typing out a hasty--]

In your opinion, what's the proper effect?

[ethicalproblems]

See. And that's why you're the best. Noises and I aren't...really on speaking terms yet.

[predatoryspecies]

[Probably gave him a Vervain enema when he was done because he's that kinda dude.]

Well I could... but that would be giving you way more credit than you're due.

[predatoryspecies]

But its the trying that counts.

[packwannabe]

Uh. No.
Is there anything special about it?

[thedevildoeswearprada]

I do talk about my family sometimes with my therapist, it's what she's for.

Really? You think Decker will like me more if I began talking about you?

[packwannabe]

Danny I thought i told you you can't suffocate on heterosexuality.

[demit]

Pass. I don't need to get stood up by the likes of you.

[ try harder. ]

[turnedouthuman]

I dread to think what the therapist will say about you having a son

[No]

Reckon it might be worth a shot?

[constantreplication]

Thanks. For not calling the cops.
It must've been a rough night, I apologise for anything that I might have said/done. I'd say it won't happen again but there really isn't much point in lying to you about it.

Wait so you know where I live now?

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Guess I'll find out next time I see her.

[A simple answer for two out of the three women constantly in his life.]

[diplomaticsolutions]

The fighting represented a failure to communicate on both sides.