[1/3] Not at all, which is why I'm looking for ideas that aren't "try to wake him up." I did say he was naked, so no wallet in sight.
[2/3] I did attempt to rouse him just now. This guy is out cold.
[3/3] Ooh, what other adjectives do people stick to you on a regular basis?
[2/3] I did attempt to rouse him just now. This guy is out cold.
[3/3] Ooh, what other adjectives do people stick to you on a regular basis?
Edited (IM SORRY) 2016-06-25 20:21 (UTC)
Rolled him. He called me a bitch; I'd hate to prove him wrong.
Edited 2016-06-25 20:24 (UTC)
[ Hawke is nowhere near tipsy enough, still, to need the hand - but he plays along, anyway, because he really doesn't mind it, either. By Fenris standards, a practical propping up is basically the same as being openly fawned over. ]
Excellent idea! I do so hate to wear out a welcome. Even the handsy, compulsory kind.
Excellent idea! I do so hate to wear out a welcome. Even the handsy, compulsory kind.
Well I didn't get my dick wet so you're not exactly useful either?
Huh?
I mean there's always time for rug burns, too.
I mean there's always time for rug burns, too.
[And then he's wandering in with two bags of stuff following him. As he grins at her, he sets them down and lifts out a bag of ice, glasses, and a large bottle of whiskey. ]
By your command, madame.
By your command, madame.
Most of the demon deals I've seen got nothing to do with getting out of torment.
Just desperate people doin desperate things.
Damn well ybetter not expect sympathy.
Just desperate people doin desperate things.
Damn well ybetter not expect sympathy.
Good. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go run over some people.
[why are you steve-ing him :c]
A baguette. It wasn't the cheapest.
A baguette. It wasn't the cheapest.
The ninjas of Hell's Kitchen.
How do you hide an entire army of ninjas in 500 acres of crowded city?
How do you hide an entire army of ninjas in 500 acres of crowded city?
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