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[allaboutmeme]

 

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[laughitup]

[The butt is pretty amazing as well.]

Hey, just forget it, okay? Excuse me for thinking you might actually want one.

[laughitup]

Would there be a tiara? Because I ain't seeing one.

[jazzorcist]

Oh. Probably. I'm in a bar now.

[gavemyleftarm]

not at all.

[jazzorcist]

That really isn't my wheelhouse. What do you need me for?

Re: c.

[rushd]

aw thanks, man. you really know how to make a guy feel important.

seriously though, my hair is a little freaky. like, not full-body blue fur 'woah that dude's a mutant' but it's definitely a thing

[mostlyajerk]

Odds of getting home without getting lost?

[jazzorcist]

I'll get an uber

[mostlyajerk]

You're a much wiser drunk than you are, I just tend to get into fights.

[redarcher]

I need to be seen with someone who'd blend better than the usual faces and makes me look like I'm not a weird dateless wonder who just happened to be in their bar looking around.

It's only recon, it should end pretty safely. Should.

[trustinthedevil]

[Matt huffs out a laugh. Right, of course. He clenches his jaw against the removal of the stitches and the start of new ones, but Scott's comment makes his lips turn up.]

Is that a compliment?

[turnedouthuman]

Any real way of finding out?

[eccehomo]

Touché.

[flyingg]

You know that comes from French, right? And means 'touched.' So, do you want to get touched, or do you want me to get touched?

[wasp_and_learn]

I WILL RAID TONY'S CHEESE FRIDGE!!!

[eccehomo]

That'd be unfortunate. I guess we'll see in a few days from the look on his face.

[wasp_and_learn]

[Jan does what's needed to get comfortable with as little effort as possible]

I blame Tony. He made all the drinks so pretty and tasty! And he just kept making them.

[eccehomo]

Spooning, apparently.

[dannyrand]

do you need a rescue or a chaperone?

[eccehomo]

You ask that as if the two are mutually exclusive.

[gothamsbat]

Cute. Are you the big spoon or little spoon? Or both, I guess. If you're in the middle.

[reverseengineer]

There are ways it could work. Not for Voltron, but I've seen the schematics of a lot of ships.

[green_bean]

Then I'm flattered.

I'm sure Tony's already shown you most of his toys.

[green_bean]

I'm trying to decide of it's too volatile to dispose of.

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[talesuntold]

I think you meant to send this to someone else.

I'm flattered, of course, but I can share. Or go for someone without a dick. Either or.