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[allaboutmeme]

 

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[not_the_question]

Because it doesn't work like that. And because I'm billions of years in your future.

I've made enough tidal-waves.

[watching_over_you]

[Sends a screencap of what Hanzo sent her:]
"That was not me, and I do not know those men.

ShitFuck."

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'Didn't catch the gist' seems to be a little bit of an understatement, my dear McCree.

[12pm]

depends on the context

also depends on the woman

this guy, the one who called you his angel. was this out of the blue, or did you just bring him back from death's doorstep?

[bosswald]

Billions of years? How is that even possible? You got so old on Trenzalore, and it hadn't even been a fraction of that time. Do you still have the same face?

[12pm]

[ he's so proud ]

well, i guess they can parrot it just fine

good enough

class dismissed

[shadowblends]

sounds good. i'll be waiting!

[not_the_question]

Doesn't matter how it happened. We can't meet. 'Same face'? Is that all you care about?

[Well, at least she distracted him.]

[watching_over_you]

McCree!

What if they were say that to a child that happened to be walking by? Or sprinkle it in every day conversation that could offend someone?

Must you teach them such things?

[skyhighblue]

[Jack? Wait..Does that mean..?]

Ah-ha!! You DO have friends! I knew it!!!

Is that your BFF? What's he like? I bet he's super patient because it's you, Patches.

jesse mccree || overwatch

[12pm]

1. Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?

2. I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?

3. They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.

4. You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.

5. Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell potato salad come out swinging.

6. text him

[thedevildoeswearprada]

It might be in his pants, don't know where they landed when they were pulled off. Guess he'll have to pay the rudeness tax then.

[bosswald]

I don't think wanting to know if you've managed to make it billions of years without regenerating is unreasonable.

[responds]

Who haven't I brought back by now? You know how our line of work is. I don't want to read into anything too deeply. Far too messy.

I wonder if everyone would need to start calling me angel for that awkwardness to go away...

[12pm]

honestly, i didn't expect them to actually try and use any of it right away

but at the same time they ought to learn em anyway, so if anyone curses at THEM at least they'll know to be mad over it

[not_the_question]

It is when I don't know when you are in your timeline.

Besides, it doesn't matter.

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[ex_crowgirl624]

You'll meet them at the Nationals. Prepare your tail to be stomped on.

Besides...whose face are you talking about?

[not_the_question]

Do you ever listen to anyone who has more experience than you?

[thedevildoeswearprada]

I've tried charming her, getting her to confess her darkest desire and checking for scars left behind from her having cut her wings off in case she was another angel, nothing.

[bosswald]

The last time I saw you, we were dealing with Bonnie. That was only a day or so ago.

And it matters to me. You'll always matter to me.

[watching_over_you]

As helpful as it might be, it seems you skipped that lesson since poor Hanzo seems to think they're everyday words.

And here I thought your belt meant 'Big And Menacing Fella'...

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Oh? Ex-boyfriend?

[12pm]

doc, if it makes you uncomfortable just tell it to them straight. they respect you, they'll cut it out. they keep calling you that anyway, then you call me and i'll make em reconsider

call me nosy - who ARE we talkin about here?

[boogerman]

He's like any other psychopathic demon snowman, loads of fun for the whole family.

[deconstruct]

[[ nah bruh ]]

[not_the_question]

Bonnie? What about Bonnie? Who's Bonnie?