cyberbullied: (two)

as it should be

[personal profile] cyberbullied 2016-06-25 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
i
that is not quite in line with how our relationship works.
and he is only twenty.

if that is what you prefer.
[ he kind of gets it. ]
dorkvader: (forcieness)

[personal profile] dorkvader 2016-06-25 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, yeah... but don't let him know that. Last thing they need is Luke being all 'Yay, Light Side' and 'I told you so'.]

Good. Think of each as a test to be faced, defeated and then put behind you.

[Don't underestimate your uncle... or your mother. They are both more powerful than you realize. Also, maybe don't mention wanting to kill and/or hurt them... they are still his kids.]
busdriver: (pic#9040654)

[personal profile] busdriver 2016-06-25 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[May doesn't even know what to do with "SHIELD maiden." It sounds like something Lady Sif would say, but Sif would mean it as a compliment.]

i don't think the truth would be a weight off steve rogers' conscience.

[There's been a long, long chain of not-nice consequences to being murdered by Loki. Coulson's full of reasons, and May's heard all of them. Anyway, she knows Phil does feel some guilt about keeping the Avengers in the dark.]

but understood, sergeant.
defiantely: (1)

[personal profile] defiantely 2016-06-25 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
No, you can't.

But the fact that you're naked at 1PM, eating pizza instead of playing is actually amazing.

[personal profile] magless 2016-06-25 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
See the phrase 'beta testing' and 'not particularly dangerous' aren't giving me a lot of confidence, doc.
380s: (murderlize 'em)

[personal profile] 380s 2016-06-25 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry you sleep with so many people whose names start with F

[Or whatever he's under in Matt's phone.]
underachievement: i'm here to meet, touch, and/or become a unicorn (forget the girl talk)

[personal profile] underachievement 2016-06-25 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah we found that out
Got to a bench near the water, he's good now

Why the hell do you have a dog?
paigetrevelyan: (troubled)

[personal profile] paigetrevelyan 2016-06-25 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
We are still friends, correct? I'm just trying to help you

[personal profile] ex_prick866 2016-06-25 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Because they're marshmallows.

But I guess if that gets you off, them s'mores would probably blow your mind.
skyhighblue: only friends get it on the same level (Best Sarcasm)

[personal profile] skyhighblue 2016-06-25 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Ha. Ha. Oh. My sides. Ha. >:/
araigneedusoir: Take me home where the restless go (Araneus diadematus)

[personal profile] araigneedusoir 2016-06-25 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Should you really be questioning my choices, Hanzo?
thebluepal: (bees?)

[personal profile] thebluepal 2016-06-25 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
the what now

oh, right. that. ...what's your point?
ingoodcompany: ([Sign] Tricks and trade)

[personal profile] ingoodcompany 2016-06-25 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
there's using duct tape to make repairs on pretty much everything, it's not forever, but it works well enough.

and every time we end up needing information from places that are hard to get into.
[ Read: where they're not supposed to be. ]

though mixing up all the condiments into one drink that time was just gross.

[ Probably not the examples Derek was expecting, but specific events are definitely more hit and miss depending on the definition of disaster. ]
fallensparrow: (you can name)

[personal profile] fallensparrow 2016-06-25 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
If that were true, I feel as though 76 would have gotten to me already.

[Callin' u out McCree.]
prefers_magneto: (magneto sees)

[personal profile] prefers_magneto 2016-06-25 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose I can't argue with that.
boogerman: (pic#6763420)

[personal profile] boogerman 2016-06-25 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Now that we've established I don't want to.
murdocksboy: (pic#10346093)

omg that icon

[personal profile] murdocksboy 2016-06-25 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have to be armed to do a lot of damage. Let the law do its job.

If I'm home and conscious, you're not bugging me.
chronosexual: (grin)

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[personal profile] chronosexual 2016-06-25 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
I bet I could find a few good ways to finish that sentence.
starksolutions: (comin for hte booty)

1

[personal profile] starksolutions 2016-06-25 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
I love how obsessed you are with slap bracelets.

anyway it was a great plan. and it totally worked, just with a few last-minute alterations.
Edited 2016-06-25 03:04 (UTC)
mementomortadella: (10)

a

[personal profile] mementomortadella 2016-06-25 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Sociopath" is no longer a recognized diagnostic term, you know.

[Dodging the Actual Issue 101: a class taught by Dr. Hannibal Lecter.]
notpatsy: (hint of a smile)

[personal profile] notpatsy 2016-06-25 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I would protect you. Coffee sounds nice though.
araigneedusoir: I see the truth from crimson eyes (Eratigena agrestis)

[personal profile] araigneedusoir 2016-06-25 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
I--

Have entirely no idea.
murdocksboy: (pic#10346132)

[personal profile] murdocksboy 2016-06-25 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Bag of doorknobs at the bottom of a flight of stairs? I think that could work.
superace: ([5])

[personal profile] superace 2016-06-25 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Is it really? I don't think so. Doesn't seem like you have much going on either.

[personal profile] xertz 2016-06-25 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Calm down, Betsy Ross.