the BUDDY COP AU post

[ringomogirebeam]

You're two renegade cops with nothing to lose. A loose cannon who plays by his own rules and a tight cannon who plays by everyone else's rules. Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Shit's getting real? You better believe it. Shit's always real when you two are on the beat. This, is the Buddy Cop AU post.

Rules:

1) You're a character posting in a meme (blank or not, don't care) with your character's name and fandom in the subject line.
2) They're a character replying to your comment.
3) YOU FIGHT CRIME!

For the creatively stunted, I do have some prompts if ya need 'em.
1. Out On The Beat
Out on patrol in your squad vehicle of choice or on foot. Looking out for action, be it someone stealing from a little old lady or a gang getting ready to beat some poor schmo up.

2. No Time for Backup!
Looks like they have you surrounded! It's a firefight/fistfight, and you two are in the middle of it! What are you gonna do? Run for it? Call for backup? Or go down in a blaze of glory? Or none of the above.

3. Next Time, I'll Have Your Badge!
One (or both) of you just got chewed out by the chief because your methods are reckless and unreliable! Seriously, you killed at least 40 people AND ran your squad car into their hideout! Who do you think you are? Also, you're off the case! What do you do now?

4. We're Going Undercover
No, not like that, you crazy smut writers. But, you're going to need to get the drop on these crooks, or get some info out of them. Luckily, you're a master of disguise. Yup, you two are going to have to dress up and act like them or something along those lines in order to get the info you want!

5. Looks Like He Was Murdered Over Here
Man, fuck those detectives. They aren't finding anything important. No, you and your buddy could probably figure this out just by looking about the crime scene. From the bloody outline on the wall to the lab in the basement, you probably have this covered. Just remember, don't touch anything.

6. A Good Ol' Fashioned Game Of--
Good Cop, Bad Cop. You finally got the lead you're been waiting on, and all that's left is to get the info you need out of them. Thus, you and your friend get the opportunity to interrogate the poor sucker and make sure that they talk. In order to do that, one of you might have to become a little unstable, and the other may have to act as if they're trying to comfort them. Don't forget to ask, WHERE ARE THEY

7. Another Day Done
Welp, you two are officially off duty. What're you going to do now? Go out for drinks? Go looking for trouble now that you're not restricted by the law? Or maybe talk about the tough day you had of foiling evil. Doesn't matter, now you have the whole night to think about it.

Comments

Sawyer | LOST | OPEN

[lostsawyer]

1

[pursuitofcappiness]

Sawyer, can you pull in at that bodega? I'm out of coffee.

Elizabeth Burke | White Collar | OTA!

[lizburke]

Ken | Magic Mike

[sharerken]

Li Oppenheimer | KR OC | OTA

[thefuzz]

[Bonus points if you just happen to actually be from his game.




I couldn't resist this man]

BONUS POINTS YOU SAY? (5)

[punsofiron]

[Ugh, what a mess. She hadn't seen this much blood since her husband was murdered. Suicide, they called, ate his gun, but something didn't feel right about that call to Liz. Something was missing.

Gloves on, fingerprint duster in hand, she slipped past the others on the scene, surreptitiously stepping over the police tape and investigating the body.]

Balthazar/Supernatural/So very, very open.

[tryingitall]

((Chances are he's the loose cannon, but I'll roll with whatever you want.))

2

[dontcallmesammy]

[How did it come to this? He's huddling behind a Volkswagen Beetle, while there's a gunfight going on, their police cruiser was wrecked a long time ago (with his gun still in it, dammit), and his partner is nowhere to be found. Why did he get stuck with the douchebag, again?

And, come to think of it, why had he gone in for police work instead of being a lawyer? Oh, right, because everyone said it would be fun.

He'd like to see them try to bust a drug ring with no weapons, no plan and no partner.

Speaking of which...]

Come on, Balthazar, where are you?

Rinzler/Tronzler/Tron/specify or I'll RNG it | Tron | Open

[notglitching]

Because what better team then a robot and a computer program? (RNG or you can pick how it goes.)

[snarkyfemmebot]

[She's had some odd partnerships in her time and even odder assignments in the name of peace and universal cooperation. This one though was up there on the scale as she looked over that the program she was currently assigned with]

the eleventh doctor | doctor who

[aintno_grave]

[his life already is a buddy cop movie.]

sani | toriko

[feelers]

[ well, if bruce willis doesn't have to wear a uniform to patrol, then sani isn't going to wear one either. but then again, gourmet police protocol is a lot more lenient with regard to things like dress code: it's actually a lot more discreet to not look like you're taking sides, especially when you're dealing with hungry people. or dangerous animals. or dangerously hungry people and animals.

the point of this is that sani takes one look at that hideously ugly starched shirt and pants combo and throws the ensemble right back in someone's face. congratulations, everyone who's chosen to wear this's just earned themselves 10,000,000 points for disgustingness and sani's eternal contempt (but it's alright, because sani is fickle). it's not that he's the 'bad cop', it's just that he has standards.

off to a good start of the day. ]

Eliot Spencer - Leverage

[retrieverchef]

cole phelps | LA NOIRE

[martinet]

[ #3 was made for... ]

Takaba Akihito | Viewfinder manga

[takaba_akihito]

Satsuki Yumizuka | Tsukihime/Melty Blood

[wheresmyroute]

[Night patrol, anyone?]

Night patrol, indeed

[alchemiswithminiskirt]

Yet, isn't wearing any different in terms of outfit.]

Yumizuka, I have just received my driver's license.

[Thinking posture.] I have also obtained a motor vehicle for patrol from central...I was thinking perhaps, maybe I could drive while you be on the lookout. I still require getting used to nighttime driving.

[Just don't fall asleep.]

Batman (Or Bruce Wayne if you'd rather? | Nolanverse | OTA

[doesnotplaypolo]

Oh ho ho, YES!

[thecoolexec]

Option 1. I'll use Tony or Iron Man, whichever you prefer.

Loki / MCU human AU

[blots]

TOPHER BRINK | DOLLHOUSE

[andblockbuster]

2

[proavatar]

Come on, they're getting away! [Korra has already wrecked both the getaway car and the police car through her fairly hazardous driving, but the drug dealers have taken off running and she's not about to let them escape because of rules or the fact that their boss is already going to be pissed. She shoves open the door, ripping off her seatbelt, and starts sprinting after them, not waiting to see if Topher's following.]

Gene Hunt / Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes

[havinhoops]

Korra | Legend of Korra

[proavatar]

2

[derpbending]

[I DUNNO! It's some sort of future AU where Bolin's become one of the metalbending police and is helping THE AVATAR hunt down some bad guys... on giant airships... or something. Let's go with airships because...

Bolin's standing on the uppermost part of an Equalist Remnant airship, the wind threatening to rip him and Korra right off and send them tumbling into the canyon below.]

If I had known we'd be this high up I'd have suggested we bring Tenzin!

Dick Grayson | DC Comics

[callipygous]

Katherine Pierce | Vampire Diaries

[egocentric]

Anya Jenkins | BtVS

[exdemon]

Andie Dodge | OC

[asap]

Spike | BtVS

[bigbad]

Han Solo | Star Wars

[parsecs]

2

[wrex_it_krogan]

[He's gotten himself in a lot of predicaments, but partnering up with a human? Gotta be the worst decision yet. No wait, partnering up with a human AND walking into nest of husks and geth has to be the worst decision of his life.

He ducks down over by a corner, delivering cover fire by an advancing flank of geth machines.]

Thought you said it was gonna be easy, Solo.

Booster Gold | DC Comics

[canthandleacape]

Oswin | Fire Emblem

[ill_hearted_gentleman]