bakerstreet | the BUDDY COP AU post

You're two renegade cops with nothing to lose. A loose cannon who plays by his own rules and a tight cannon who plays by everyone else's rules. Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Shit's getting real? You better believe it. Shit's always real when you two are on the beat. This, is the Buddy Cop AU post.

Rules:

1) You're a character posting in a meme (blank or not, don't care) with your character's name and fandom in the subject line.
2) They're a character replying to your comment.
3) YOU FIGHT CRIME!

For the creatively stunted, I do have some prompts if ya need 'em.
1. Out On The Beat
Out on patrol in your squad vehicle of choice or on foot. Looking out for action, be it someone stealing from a little old lady or a gang getting ready to beat some poor schmo up.

2. No Time for Backup!
Looks like they have you surrounded! It's a firefight/fistfight, and you two are in the middle of it! What are you gonna do? Run for it? Call for backup? Or go down in a blaze of glory? Or none of the above.

3. Next Time, I'll Have Your Badge!
One (or both) of you just got chewed out by the chief because your methods are reckless and unreliable! Seriously, you killed at least 40 people AND ran your squad car into their hideout! Who do you think you are? Also, you're off the case! What do you do now?

4. We're Going Undercover
No, not like that, you crazy smut writers. But, you're going to need to get the drop on these crooks, or get some info out of them. Luckily, you're a master of disguise. Yup, you two are going to have to dress up and act like them or something along those lines in order to get the info you want!

5. Looks Like He Was Murdered Over Here
Man, fuck those detectives. They aren't finding anything important. No, you and your buddy could probably figure this out just by looking about the crime scene. From the bloody outline on the wall to the lab in the basement, you probably have this covered. Just remember, don't touch anything.

6. A Good Ol' Fashioned Game Of--
Good Cop, Bad Cop. You finally got the lead you're been waiting on, and all that's left is to get the info you need out of them. Thus, you and your friend get the opportunity to interrogate the poor sucker and make sure that they talk. In order to do that, one of you might have to become a little unstable, and the other may have to act as if they're trying to comfort them. Don't forget to ask, WHERE ARE THEY

7. Another Day Done
Welp, you two are officially off duty. What're you going to do now? Go out for drinks? Go looking for trouble now that you're not restricted by the law? Or maybe talk about the tough day you had of foiling evil. Doesn't matter, now you have the whole night to think about it.

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[Bonus points if you just happen to actually be from his game.

~~I couldn't resist this man~~]

((Chances are he's the loose cannon, but I'll roll with whatever you want.))

[his life already is a buddy cop movie.]

[ well, if bruce willis doesn't have to wear a uniform to patrol, then sani isn't going to wear one either. but then again, gourmet police protocol is a lot more lenient with regard to things like dress code: it's actually a lot more discreet to not look like you're taking sides, especially when you're dealing with hungry people. or dangerous animals. or dangerously hungry people and animals.

the point of this is that sani takes one look at that hideously ugly starched shirt and pants combo and throws the ensemble right back in someone's face. congratulations, everyone who's chosen to wear this's just earned themselves 10,000,000 points for disgustingness and sani's eternal contempt (but it's alright, because sani is fickle). it's not that he's the 'bad cop', it's just that he has standards.

off to a good start of the day. ]

[ #3 was made for... ]

[Night patrol, anyone?]

Come on, they're getting away! [Korra has already wrecked both the getaway car and the police car through her fairly hazardous driving, but the drug dealers have taken off running and she's not about to let them escape because of rules or the fact that their boss is already going to be pissed. She shoves open the door, ripping off her seatbelt, and starts sprinting after them, not waiting to see if Topher's following.]