minor injury meme.

[estivates]

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Comments

[weekend_avenger]

[Oh man and i'm like the best doctor or whatever]

[azhee_maii]

[More like a sexy nurse. ;)

Another day, another bad guy tossed in the slammer.

As usual, Roy had bitten off more than he could chew and gotten the shit beaten outta him by someone twice his size and at least five times his strength. Sure, he'd eventually taken the guy down with some ingenuity involving a cheap tazer and a really well-placed puddle of water, but not without some injuries.

Aside from the frankly enormous bruises, all that's really bad is that he broke his leg. Again. Seriously, he's broken it at least five times in his life, it's kind of ridiculous. They still have the crutches from the last time he broke it.]

Man, I hate shooting on a broken leg.

[weekend_avenger]

You shouldn't be doing anything on a broken leg, dummy. [It's mostly affection, a little bit of irritation mixed in because he'd just dumped Roy's ass back into the house, and he just kept getting up--

Good thing he can't get away very fast for Clint to take his bow away.]

I'm going to tie your ass to the bed.

[azhee_maii]

Hey, people don't just stop needing to be shot just because my leg is broken.

[It sounds like a joke, but it's happened more than once that Roy has had to shoot on a broken leg. Medical leave is kind of a joke when you're a superhero unless you're completely laid up.]

Ooh, that's kinky!

[weekend_avenger]

Then I'll shoot them, I'm better at it anyway. [He turns Roy back towards the door.]

I dragged your ass out of the city so you could rest, so-- go rest.

[azhee_maii]

[Roy scoffs, holding a hand to his chest in exaggerated offense.]

I thought we'd been over this already, Clint!

[He sighs dramatically, letting himself be guided back to the bedroom.]

You gonna let me go to the bathroom on my own?

[weekend_avenger]

We did go over it, I got the last word in, so I win.

[He treats the bow with a little more care than he does Roy, propping it against the wall before moving over to dump the poor, limping archer back into his bed.]

If I didn't think you'd try to sneak out the window.

[azhee_maii]

You so do not win and I'm gonna prove it soon as we're on equal footing again.

[He laughs at his own pun, flopping onto the bed gracelessly.]

Man, I don't think even I could manage getting out that window on a busted leg. You don't gotta worry about that.

[weekend_avenger]

Keep dreaming.

[Clint tosses a pillow at him and moves to try and smooth down the rumpled blankets-- for like the tenth time. Not that he could blame the guy for being restless, Clint was like the worst patient ever and Roy wasn't much better.]

Good, because you'd probably just end up busting your idiot head as well. [He finally flops down beside him, jarring the mattress a little]

[azhee_maii]

Probably.

[Roy catches the pillow and lets him fuss. It's always kind of a thrill when someone is actually worried about his well-being. Makes him feel all warm and tingly inside.

When Clint finally lays down next to him, Roy leans against him.]

You done mother hen-ing?

[weekend_avenger]

[Not that he'd ever admit to it. He just happened to be the guy that picked up his phone when Roy needed a ride back from the hospital...or something.]

That's motherhawk to you, and only if you keep your butt in bed. [Though he does sink his fingers into Roy's hair, letting himself be used as a pillow.]

[azhee_maii]

[Roy chuckles, shamelessly cuddling up to him.]

Maybe if you make it worth my while.

[weekend_avenger]

By not hiding drugs in your food and letting you pick the movie?

[He absently strokes down the nape of his neck, then back up to scritch blunt nails against his scalp.]

[azhee_maii]

That's a low blow, Barton.

[The head scritches are helping to take the edge off the defensive anger but it's definitely still there. Joking about hiding drugs in a former addict's food isn't very cool, man.]

[weekend_avenger]

[He forgets sometimes, honestly. And he tightens his fingers in Roy's hair and tips his head to press a kiss against his forehead in apology.]

I meant your pain meds, I know you're a little masochist, but come on man.

[azhee_maii]

[Roy huffs out a sigh. At least the fact that Clint outright forgets sometimes says that Roy's doing pretty damn well.]

I can't have anything stronger than a freakin' Advil, dude. Not for this, anyway. I'll manage.

[Well, more accurately, unless the pain is completely debilitating, he can't have any opioids. But even prescription-strength ibuprofen is still just ibuprofen.]

[weekend_avenger]

[Clint frowns, fingers still passing through his hair. And... yeah, he's kind of a jerk most of the time, but he can be sympathetic. He's spent more of his fair share of times in a cast or five...]

I'd say I'd kiss it better, but I don't even know where to start. You're more purple than I am at this point, and mine's optional.

[azhee_maii]

[The anger has mostly faded to irritation. Roy grumbles, nuzzling against Clint's hand.]

My lips aren't bruised.

[weekend_avenger]

Really? How does anyone avoid hitting you in that adorable face of yours. [He finally drawls back to his usual teasing. Catching under Roy's chin so he can lean and press a kiss to his mouth.]

[azhee_maii]

Oh, he definitely hit my face. Just not my mouth.

[Roy hums into the kiss. Yeah, this isn't so bad.]

You said something about me picking the movie?

[weekend_avenger]

[Clint even goes out of his way to be a little careful with him, drawing dry lips up to press against a bruising cheekbone. Not that it will actually make it any better.]

With in reason. [Not that Roy's choice in movies were bad, per say...]

[azhee_maii]

[Roy chuckles, his expression growing devious.]

Is Robin Hood: Men In Tights within reason?

[weekend_avenger]

[He rolls his eyes and gives Roy's hair a playful little tug.]

I guess it's better than the cartoon with the fox, Lian made me watch it four times last week.

[azhee_maii]

[He laughs harder at that.]

Try watching nothing but Frozen on repeat for months and then get back to me about the cartoon fox.

[weekend_avenger]

She tried that one me, I conveniently lost the DVD. I had to watch it once with Thor and that was enough.

[he gives his chest a pet.] Keep laughing like that and you're gonna bust a rib.