Nap attack

[justformemes]

Someone Is Sleeping in My Bed!

It's morning in EST. But maybe not for you -- A little too late to be sleeping but y'know what? That's okay. People nap. Sometimes the bed is oh so cozy and you want to snuggle under a blanket and sleep forever. And you don't care if it's your bed or not. You're going to sleep. Like a boss.

Too bad someone doesn't agree.
Rules
The Poster is the character who is asleep.
The Responder is the one who discovers the sleeper.
Therefore, the Responder must do one of three things

I. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threader, whatever.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
b. Happy Awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll)
c. Prank! - Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
Can't beat 'em, Join them - Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
d. Let them Sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.


II. Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Scream 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' - While this is probably the default reaction, it's a pretty honest one.
b. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
c. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
d. Get to Know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
e. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.


III. Decide - f**k the police. You hear me right. F**k 'em.
You move forward and make your own fate!

Comments

Lucifer Morningstar | Lucifer | OTA

[hellicious]

[Can play either side. No crosscanon deities. No minors, except for Trixie (21+)]

[couldkillthedevil]

[How does the Devil feel about waking a sleeping detective?]

Natasha Romanoff | MCU | F/M

[owesdebts]

[Can play either side. Haven't seen CW yet. No minors (21+)]

steve rogers ( mcu ) ota

[fulfilment]

[ assumed cr preferred, open to crossovers and other such stuff. cw-compliant if necessary ]

Ran Yakumo | Touhou Project

[foxgiven]

[ f/f for shipping ]

sam anders ( battlestar galactica )

[andreios]

( open to all options and everyone )

Matt Murdock | Daredevil | ota

[jurisdevil]

[cross-canon welcome]

[spideyguy]

I. I literally. I just can't.

[Bleeding all over his sheets, really? Who the hell raised you, anyway? Aunt May would kill him for pulling something like this on a friend.]

Are you even alive?

[A poke to what Peter thinks is the only non-injured patch of skin Matt has. Yes, he's riffing to an unconscious man, it helps him feel better. Daredevil could be dying in his bed.]

Inquisitor Trevelyan | Dragon Age: Inquisition | ota

[lordherald]

[krembrulee]

[Krem has just gotten back from a very, very long mission. In the Fallow Mire. It was wet and dank and absolutely miserable. Right now, he just wants to sleep in his own bed.

He doesn't even notice Laurence's presence until after he's taken off his armor and gotten into his sleep clothes.]

...oh.

[Well, he doesn't want to wake the man up. Besides, cuddles sound great right now. So Krem will just carefully peel back the covers and slide in next to him, laying on his side and sidling up to Laurence's back, wrapping an arm around his waist.]

Selina Kyle/Catwoman | DC Comics | OTA

[justshadesofgrey]

wanda maximoff | mcu | ota

[permutatedpower]

[gen only for certain castmates, civil war compliant.]

Jemma Simmons | Marvel's Agents of SHIELD | OTA

[technicallysmarter]

Roy Harper | DC (pre-52) | ota

[azhee_maii]

[Assumed CR is a-okay.]

1.... option between c and d apparently.

[alight]

[They've had their ups and downs, but the truth is? The funny thing about that saying, blood is thicker than water, it's not the whole thing. Maybe it's his inner museum curator talking, but, the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb is the real deal, through and through. It's not that he wants to devalue his blood relations - his parents meant the world to him, and still do in how they drive him - but Dick's chosen his family, too. The Titans are a part of that, and Roy-- well, there's a reason he's one of three people Dick calls a best friend.

Which is why he's not exactly surprised to find Roy in his apartment. He knows where it is. Locks only do so much against those who can pick them. He knows right off when he steps down off the window sill that something's not right. The way the air moves in the apartment. There's a glass on his countertop that wasn't there when he left. His lenses compensate for the low light: boots in the hallway (size nine), a very specific cologne in the air.

Roy.

Or a very exacting sort of trap. He runs down the list of all the people who might know who Nightwing is, and then cross-references it with a mental tally of everyone that knows Red Arrow. Cheshire? There's only one reason she'd be after him, and that's Lian.

Dick keeps one of his escrima in his off-hand as he cases the place and eventually ends up at the foot of his bed, looking down at Roy, who's currently starfished face-down across Dick's Egyptian cotton sheets. Probably drooling.

He doesn't seem to be hurt, no matted blood in his hair that speaks of concussion. Hell, maybe he just missed him and wanted to say hi. Stranger things have happened in their line of work. So, Dick strips out of his uniform, has a shower, tosses on a pair of sweatpants and just slides into bed beside him. They've slept in closer quarters, back in Titans tower, when inevitably one wing or another was under construction. The one thing he does do to disturb Roy is steal his pillow back.]

T'Challa/Black Panther | MCU | ota

[hishighness]

[fulfilment]

[ hello! if you're okay with a steve, is post-cw good? while the secret avengers are in refuge and all. ]

Hange Zoë | Attack on Titan

[madcurious]

[160]

[What the fuck.]

[What the fuck.]

Four-eyes.

[Why. What. Why. What the fuck. She smells like literal horse shit. Why the fuck. What is happening.]

Four-eyes.

[He made his bed for a reason why would any sane person...]

[Sane. Right.]

Four-eyes.

Sameen Shaw | Person of Interest

[indigo5a]

Carol Danvers | Marvel

[cheeseburgermarvel]

[F/M for shipping.]

[jamesrhodes]

[ooc: Hiiiii :) Do you have a preference for any of these?]

Peter Parker | Amazing Spiderman | OTA

[spideyguy]

[Civil War compliant]

Shen | Kung Fu Panda

[innerconflict]

[No shippy things.]

Dorian Pavus | Dragon Age

[thevint]

[M/M only for anything implied shippy or sexual]

Peeta Mellark | The Hunger Games | OTA

[bakersson]

[18+ for anything shippy please]

Radical Edward | Cowboy Bebop (post anime)

[radical_hacker]

(Modern AU flavor for this meme, M/F for shipping and is now in her 20s)

Repede | Tales of Vesperia

[420barkit]

[OTA, but no shipping.]

sansa stark | asoiaf/got

[garb]

[writsmall]

[ In sleep Sansa Star was a maiden untouched by the cruelty of reality; with naught but tales of valiant knights and their noble ladies and star-crossed loves to fill her dreams. At the very least that was what Tyrion hoped for as he watched his child bride slumber -- an eerily peaceful sight if truth be told, that he was seldom privy to. The redheaded heir to Winterfell was largely somber in her conscious state, spending much of her time in the godswood.

Hopeless as the plight was, Tyrion could not battle the urge to comfort her -- something that as a Lannister, and monster besides, he could never do. And yet he extended a hand, stunted fingers reaching to brush a lock of auburn hair from his wife's eyes. ]

Ryuunosuke Naruhodou | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | OTA

[ryuwrighthistory]

i do what i want, fight me

[stillshipping]

...!

[ It looks like he's waking up, and Pearl can't help but gasp somewhat in surprise. ]

Mr. Naruhodou, you're awake! I was worried that I might have hit you too hard back there. . . [ It was a surprise 'hitting him', clearly, although it was for Good Intentions. From Pearl's point of view, of course. But getting hit by your future grandson's friend from behind was definitely a thing. ] I thought that I might have ruined the chance to get you together with your special someone.

[ OF COURSE THESE WERE HER INTENTIONS. Also the reason why she may or may not have knocked him out. Oops. ]

Tony Stark | mcu | ota

[starkasm]

[Pepper(+Rhodey) for shipping, probably-mostly-gen for everything else. CW compliant, please mark for spoilers. Interested in digging into the meat of Tony's Serious CW-relative Issues as far as thematic bullshit goes. Happy with cross-canon/medium, mentor+mentee type relationships, etc.]

wakey, wakey, eggs and GUNS;; CW-compliant because why not

[reconstitution]

[ Honestly, of all the weird shit Bucky's seen since Romania, this has to take the cake. The last time he saw Tony Stark, things went murderously pear-shaped. He's managed to get a new arm, (thanks a lot for that, by the way) and out of Wakanda. Much easier to be on the lam than have people gunning for T'Challa like that.

...So why the fuck is he here? In his bed. Like he owns it? It has to be a trap, or a trick. A hallucination?

Regardless of what it is, he's not going to lie in wait for someone to attack him. Bucky slides both hands under the mattress and gives it a quick flip. ]

chloe decker | lucifer | ota

[nofluffybunny]

( m/f for smut/ship, au and cross-canon welcome )