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bakerstreet2016-05-16 07:36 pm
memegasm) wrote in bakerstreet2016-05-16 07:36 pm
kinda stuck meme
Well, at least it's not glue.
RULES:
o1. Put down your character ( name | series | any preferences).
o2. Those replying can pick / rng / ask Snape on the astral plane to choose one of the prompts below.
o3. You know what they say: birds of a feather get stuck in questionably legal situations together!
Hope you enjoy your enforced quality time, when you're both stuck -
o1 in traffic, after an atrocious argument.
o2. distracting this person, while your partner in comedy/crime organizes their surprise party, or slashes their car tyres.
o3. defending the base for the next vicious 42 min, until your cavalry to get here. Ladies, gentlemen: good luck.
o4. on a raft, idly drifting the way of the nearest deserted island, a surely cute shark in tow.
o5. in an air vent, after fruitlessly stalking this person, whom you thought to be a serial killer. They don't make friendly neighbours like they used to.
o6. trapped in a codependent relationship with your bed / pet / really domestic hobby, from which this person hopes to break you by way of
o7. in a waiting room, while you're hanging around for the results for a highly embarrassing disease test, and would really rather not run into anyone you kno - ...God damn it.
o8. trying to safely navigate through a department store, after carelessly forgetting you were out on your measly errand during Black Friday / the year's biggest one-day sale.
o9. standing guard in front of a bedroom with this nigh-stranger, so your Romeo-Juliet-like friends can finally get it on in behind closed doors, thematic noises included. Get the small talk going.
10. with your hair in one of their zippers. You pick which. Everyone else just points and laughs.
11. delivering some pretty terrible news to them.
12. with your hand in their mailbox, just as they're coming out of their house, or apartment.
13. doing the dishes, when you both forgot your wallets and can't foot the bill.
14. playing moral support for your friend, who's stuck in a magician's box, while said magician goes off to look for the key. And coffee. And dinner.
15. reading a manual on how to defuse a bomb, or a very sensitive alarm system. Tick-tack. No rush.
16. waiting for the movie reels to get changed over from an accidental porn showing, courtesy of teenagers in charge of the screening room. You're also out of popcorn.
17. under the only stone building around for miles in the middle of an acidic rain. And then you wonder whether pollution's really on the rise.
18. on the roof, after the ladder's snapped in half. Your neighbour's particularly irritable cat might also be out on the prowl.
19. in a bdsm swing. Look, no one's judging.
20. baby-sitting, pet-sitting, or car-sitting. Yes, that new Ferrari needs day and night surveillance.
21. in a lake, because this person caught you skinny-dipping and won't. Go. Away.
22. on the phone for an important interview / business conversation, while this person tries to distract you.
23. waiting to be ransomed, while in the actually quite loving care of especially incompetent criminals.
24. with your and this person's thumbs engaged in a dysfunctional Chinese finger trap.
25. waiting for them to make the Important Announcement they've been hinting at all week, while they taunt and tease you with it.
Karamatsu Matsuno | Osomatsu-san
24.....
[Because Ichimatsu definitely isn't laughing. Karamatsu should be the one who's sorry this time around, and he really should apologize to Ichi as soon as possible because... you know how he is.]
oh no
[seriously, of all the brothers to be stuck with, he's with the one that hates him. why was his life like this?
Karamatsu holds up his other hand, trying to calm Ichimatsu down]
D-do not worry, my Brother! This is all but a trick! It's just some toy! It should be easy for us to get out of! [he tries jiggling his hand, one way, then another, pushing and pulling]
oh yes
Whose idea is this anyway?
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[ack! sorry!
Karamatsu frowns as his gaze flicks down to the finger trap. he doesn't want to pin the blame on someone else, but] Our eldest Brother said it would be an amusing source of entertainment. I don't think he realized that this one was defective.
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... I have an idea.
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Hoh, really? [that perks Karamatsu right up, and he brushes back his bangs with his free hand] Well, then, let me hear it, brother. I'm all ears!
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where did he even get it]no subject
[he should have seen this coming, honestly] H-hey, wait! What are you going to do with that?
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[he positions the knife onto karamatsu's arm and... AND--
moves the blade onto the toy and attempts to sew it off. whew.]
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[oh.............. well that was a whole lot of freaking out for nothing]
H-Heh...! It is good that you had that knife! [what a fool he was, thinking that Ichimatsu would cut off his arm. no, he should have more faith in his little brother. they may squabble, but, deep down, Ichimatsu must still like him... right?] I'll admit, you had me a little worried there, for a moment!
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[Ichi then aims the knife over Kara's arm again, the blade hovering just a few inches from his skin.]
If you pull this off again, I'm not gonna give you a hand anymore.
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[HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN WORRIED THE WHOLE TIME. ichimatsu why this]
I-I promise! No more finger traps! [please don't cut off my beautiful hand!]
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All right then. He moves the knife back to the trap and continues sawing on it.
... Yeah, this is gonna take a while. What is this thing made of, platinum?]
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and... shouldn't that knife have worked by now?]
...Are you certain it's sharp enough?
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Th-that's okay.