memegasm ([personal profile] memegasm) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-05-16 07:36 pm

kinda stuck meme

Well, at least it's not glue.

o1. Put down your character ( name | series | any preferences).
o2. Those replying can pick / rng / ask Snape on the astral plane to choose one of the prompts below.
o3. You know what they say: birds of a feather get stuck in questionably legal situations together!

Hope you enjoy your enforced quality time, when you're both stuck -

o1 in traffic, after an atrocious argument.
o2. distracting this person, while your partner in comedy/crime organizes their surprise party, or slashes their car tyres.
o3. defending the base for the next vicious 42 min, until your cavalry to get here. Ladies, gentlemen: good luck.
o4. on a raft, idly drifting the way of the nearest deserted island, a surely cute shark in tow.
o5. in an air vent, after fruitlessly stalking this person, whom you thought to be a serial killer. They don't make friendly neighbours like they used to.
o6. trapped in a codependent relationship with your bed / pet / really domestic hobby, from which this person hopes to break you by way of alcohol a social intervention.
o7. in a waiting room, while you're hanging around for the results for a highly embarrassing disease test, and would really rather not run into anyone you kno - ...God damn it.
o8. trying to safely navigate through a department store, after carelessly forgetting you were out on your measly errand during Black Friday / the year's biggest one-day sale.
o9. standing guard in front of a bedroom with this nigh-stranger, so your Romeo-Juliet-like friends can finally get it on in behind closed doors, thematic noises included. Get the small talk going.
10. with your hair in one of their zippers. You pick which. Everyone else just points and laughs.
11. delivering some pretty terrible news to them.
12. with your hand in their mailbox, just as they're coming out of their house, or apartment.
13. doing the dishes, when you both forgot your wallets and can't foot the bill.
14. playing moral support for your friend, who's stuck in a magician's box, while said magician goes off to look for the key. And coffee. And dinner.
15. reading a manual on how to defuse a bomb, or a very sensitive alarm system. Tick-tack. No rush.
16. waiting for the movie reels to get changed over from an accidental porn showing, courtesy of teenagers in charge of the screening room. You're also out of popcorn.
17. under the only stone building around for miles in the middle of an acidic rain. And then you wonder whether pollution's really on the rise.
18. on the roof, after the ladder's snapped in half. Your neighbour's particularly irritable cat might also be out on the prowl.
19. in a bdsm swing. Look, no one's judging.
20. baby-sitting, pet-sitting, or car-sitting. Yes, that new Ferrari needs day and night surveillance.
21. in a lake, because this person caught you skinny-dipping and won't. Go. Away.
22. on the phone for an important interview / business conversation, while this person tries to distract you.
23. waiting to be ransomed, while in the actually quite loving care of especially incompetent criminals.
24. with your and this person's thumbs engaged in a dysfunctional Chinese finger trap.
25. waiting for them to make the Important Announcement they've been hinting at all week, while they taunt and tease you with it.
ceoinstilettos: (Default)

pepper potts | mcu

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( civil war compliant on request )
pinzutimebomb: ([10yl] uh?)

I-pin | Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

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[I don't think five yo will work with this but 15 yo or 25 yo available. Let uh... not do 19 unless it's for completely asinine reasons.]
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ninjou: (Default)

Osamu Dazai | Bungou Stray Dogs

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[Yukisada had spent all day worrying about what was going on back home so he decided to try and relax a little. Maybe do something exciting and new, so when he saw a beautiful crystal clear lake on his walk from camp, the snow owl couldn't resist going into the water, leaving his clothes neatly folded on the shore.

It was actually very enjoyable and relaxing.... Until he turned around and saw a human just standing there.

knyght: (Default)

bruce wayne | dceu

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[no 7 or 19. m/f for anything shippy.]
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justshadesofgrey: ([Selina] Wat)

#01 - (Hope you don't mind a dceu tilted Selina?)

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[Her fingers tap the heavy feeling fabric of the car window ledge ideally, red nails drumming - almost digging into the plush softness for a moment as the engine hums and the town car slows to a stop. It feels almost final and the tension in the air sets the hairs on the back of her neck up poker straight. Selina Kyle doesn't rise, she seethes - and she does it silently. Most of the time at least...]

"You know ------ this is worse than water torture...I should know."

[Her tone is dry as she looks to him and then back out of the window into the dark street beyond. Selina's hand strays up to push hair back away from her face, a black strand neatly gathered up as she turns back, green eyes demanding some kind of response.]

"...and I thought you'd know better. I don't do well with angry silences."

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Matt Murdock | Daredevil | ota

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missionreport: (. eighty nine »)

you rang? also a variation of 12

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[ Being on the run means you have to do a lot of sneaking around and squatting and breaking into people's apartments when they're gone. Bucky chooses the blind lawyer's place thinking he can grab what he needs and be out of there. It's easier than picking someone sighted.

Matt can catch Bucky raiding his fridge and he'll be missing a few of his knives, too

Well hello!

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Natasha Romanoff | MCU

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oceanicbutterfly: ([k] Headache argh)

Karen Minazuki ♥ Yes! Pretty Cure 5

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Nico di Angelo | Heroes of Olympus

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[Anything on the romantic side would be m/m]
manhandled: (Flower)

Inigo (Laslow) | Fire Emblem: Awakening & Fates | OTA

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gyaruo: ([cute] Wah?!)

Hope you're okay with something as ridiculous as 24

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[Saya's demonstration of something so entertainingly simple became something incredibly awkward rather quickly.]

I...I swear, it's supposed to come off when we push our fingers together!

[That was how it worked when he was a kid! Did recent technology do something to change that?!]

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Sorry, I'll stop!

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Oh, whew. Okay. :)

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David Prentiss Jr / Chaos Walking / OTA

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visionboards: (we lie beneath the stars at night)

stiles stilinski | teen wolf

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[How about #7 with a twist: stuck at a police station, waiting to give a statement, after being caught at the scene of a supernatural crime?]

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Lyra | Pokémon HG/SS | ota

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ladyplatinum: (12)

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(How about 8, the event taking place after one or both of them had a Pokémon battle?)

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Kain Highwind | Final Fantasy 4

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Himura Kenshin | Rurouni Kenshin

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Natsumi Hikari - Kamen Rider Decade - OTA

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Bucky Barnes - mcu - open

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[Civil War compliant.]
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Miles Upshur | Outlast | OTA

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Terezi Pyrope | Homestuck

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[possibly even...... HOME STUCK???? hahahah i had to]
380s: (one kill)

Frank Castle | Daredevil

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(19 seems unlikely.)
itaimatsu: (i keep falling down)

Karamatsu Matsuno | Osomatsu-san

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[i'm sorry you're stuck with this one]
messyhair: (dark look)


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Is this your idea of a joke.

[Because Ichimatsu definitely isn't laughing. Karamatsu should be the one who's sorry this time around, and he really should apologize to Ichi as soon as possible because... you know how he is.]

oh no

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oh yes

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gyaruo: ([cute] . 3 .)

Saya Masaki | Neon Sign Amber | OTA | m/m for shipping

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permutatedpower: now that i got that out of the way... (Default)

wanda maximoff | mcu | good for cw spoilers

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[label for spoilers, no #19, gen only for certain castmates]

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